#79 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
#623 | 1-ball | 6 |
#114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
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#882 | 3-ball | 3 |
#596 | 4-ball | 6 |
#644 | 5-ball | 5 |
#599 | 6-ball | 6 |
#713 | 7-ball | 5 |
#863 | 8-ball | 16 |
#293 | 9-ball | 3 |
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#285 | Amulet of Yendor | 81 |
#486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
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#169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 56 |
#1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
#2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
#668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
#1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
#2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#215 | Cloaca grenade | 81 |
#165 | Cloaca-Cola | 250 |
#200 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 18 |
#155 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 16 |
#228 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 10 |
#201 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 15 |
#162 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 14 |
#49 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 14 |
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#2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
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#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#344 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
#226 | Dyspepsi grenade | 61 |
#291 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 242 |
#168 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 17 |
#99 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 19 |
#113 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 18 |
#284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
#148 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 13 |
#108 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 6 |
#388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
#413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
#441 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 14 |
#92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
#276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
#617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
#296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
#127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
#23 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 361 |
#2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
#701 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
#433 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 9 |
#135 | M-242 | 100 |
#325 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 26 |
#405 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 10 |
#667 | Meleegra™ pills | 9 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#250 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 90 |
#171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
#2283 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
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#208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
#284 | Now and Earlier | 13 |
#230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
#282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
#1868 | Rock Pops | 12 |
#333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
#470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#481 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
#658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
#88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
#694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
#349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
#210 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
#129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
#2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
#53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
#409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
#147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
#451 | astronaut pants | 19 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#1040 | baby killer bee | 6 |
#35 | babycakes | 12 |
#300 | baconstone | 26 |
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#186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
#407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
#122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
#567 | badass belt | 84 |
#218 | bag of Cheat-Os | 53 |
#219 | bag of airline peanuts | 127 |
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#85 | ball | 88 |
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#664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
#199 | balloon sword | 2 |
#873 | barrrnacle | 13 |
#47 | bat guano | 632 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#325 | begpwnia | 3 |
#520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#137 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 27 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
#132 | black lotus | 1 |
#930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#50 | black plastic oyster egg | 66 |
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#593 | black snowcone | 3 |
#1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
#722 | black-and-blue light | 11 |
#557 | blood flower | 11 |
#225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
#474 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
#720 | blue plasma ball | 11 |
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#1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
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#1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
#72 | blue velvet cake | 2 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#473 | bottle of goofballs | 54 |
#1456 | box of sunshine | 122 |
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#710 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
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#1325 | candy stake | 5 |
#1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
#500 | centipede eggs | 3 |
#1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
#645 | cheap studded belt | 12 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#186 | cheap wind-up clock | 3 |
#913 | clown hammer | 23 |
#172 | computronic processing unit | 23 |
#46 | congratulatory cake | 2 |
#346 | cyborg doll | 5 |
#841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#67 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
#57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
#265 | defective skull | 92 |
#41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
#655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
#398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
#3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
#807 | eggnog | 20 |
#276 | encoder ring | 70 |
#145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 438 |
#734 | evil teddy bear | 16 |
#145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
#405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
#214 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 119 |
#708 | eye of newt | 5 |
#994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
#256 | fake fake vomit | 119 |
#1067 | fake hand | 13 |
#422 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
#515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
#2008 | felt | 2 |
#113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
#323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
#403 | fire | 14 |
#692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
#186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
#469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
#101 | floral print shirt | 3 |
#670 | foam dart | 10 |
#195 | frilly shirt | 3 |
#864 | fruitcake | 24 |
#1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
#56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
#987 | ghost cucumber | 32 |
#176 | ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
#140 | ghuol egg | 182 |
#454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 22 |
#318 | giant pinky ring | 51 |
#77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
#82 | gilded lily | 1 |
#1396 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
#3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
#210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
#518 | golden ring | 43 |
#219 | googly eye | 66 |
#97 | goth kid t-shirt | 65 |
#594 | green balloon | 2 |
#740 | green beer | 14 |
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#482 | green snowcone | 12 |
#595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#283 | grue egg | 82 |
#399 | half-orchid | 1 |
#405 | hamethyst | 20 |
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#197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
#205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
#264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
#2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
#55 | harem girl t-shirt | 21 |
#3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
#1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
#209 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 19 |
#440 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
#594 | iGoogly | 29 |
#595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
#649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
#127 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 37 |
#117 | iron pasta spoon | 78 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#197 | jazz soap | 138 |
#236 | joybuzzer | 118 |
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#210 | kickback cookbook | 3 |
#883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
#949 | killing feather | 43 |
#110 | kite | 64 |
#262 | kneecapping stick | 59 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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#1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
#1015 | lead necklace | 3 |
#32 | leaf | 21 |
#326 | length of string | 37 |
#414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
#430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
#209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
#687 | logic synthesizer | 13 |
#702 | long skinny balloon | 4 |
#590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
#372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
#1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#718 | mafia aria | 24 |
#212 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 127 |
#31 | maple leaf | 69 |
#51 | marionette | 20 |
#1002 | marzipan skull | 4 |
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#729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
#69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
#123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
#329 | monomolecular yo-yo | 221 |
#532 | mood ring | 8 |
#28 | mugcake | 1,343 |
#1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
#1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
#1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
#1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
#2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
#875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
#1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
#848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
#434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
#676 | orange snowcone | 4 |
#556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
#687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
#71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
#736 | personal massager | 1 |
#523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
#458 | pet rock | 17 |
#228 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 112 |
#215 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 129 |
#100 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 8 |
#672 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
#289 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
#96 | pirate shirt | 21 |
#1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
#861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
#214 | porquoise | 32 |
#166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
#80 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 2 |
#294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
#131 | porquoise ring | 2 |
#1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
#661 | possessed top | 9 |
#249 | potato sprout | 8 |
#478 | potted cactus | 3 |
#489 | potted fern | 1 |
#805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
#234 | pretty bouquet | 9 |
#686 | pretty flower | 79 |
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#2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
#891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
#419 | quantum polarity inducer | 8 |
#157 | radium-flavored potato chips | 438 |
#86 | rag doll | 21 |
#90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
#768 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#229 | red balloon | 1 |
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#736 | red snowcone | 2 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#140 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 32 |
#217 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
#44 | rhesus monkey | 26 |
#141 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#477 | rice bowl | 2 |
#736 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
#340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
#268 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 12 |
#415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
#209 | roboduck-on-a-string | 7 |
#1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
#1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
#1119 | rogue swarmer | 49 |
#1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
#1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
#975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
#1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
#260 | rubber emo roe | 116 |
#747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
#323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
#93 | safety vest | 2 |
#803 | salamander spleen | 3 |
#1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
#112 | scroll of pasta summoning | 145 |
#196 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 23 |
#771 | shingle | 1 |
#561 | shiny ring | 46 |
#1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#111 | snake | 100 |
#101 | sock monkey | 23 |
#111 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 3 |
#1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
#173 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 4 |
#3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
#117 | sparkler | 100 |
#341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
#286 | spooky cosmetics bag | 8 |
#1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
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#1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#1145 | spooky length of string | 7 |
#1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
#233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
#683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
#798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
#716 | squashed frog | 7 |
#119 | star shirt | 3 |
#280 | star starfish | 1 |
#779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
#248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
#2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
#2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
#2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
#531 | stringy sinew | 17 |
#1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
#1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
#167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
#860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
#1258 | stuffed angry cow | 40 |
#1729 | stuffed astral badger | 30 |
#1862 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
#729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
#1419 | stuffed cocoabo | 35 |
#905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
#128 | stuffed doppelshifter | 111 |
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#359 | stuffed gray blob | 125 |
#1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
#1264 | stuffed mind flayer | 41 |
#83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#1576 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
#524 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 42 |
#1474 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 35 |
#1298 | stuffed snowy owl | 38 |
#1665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
#687 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
#246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
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#1832 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
#76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
#776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
#125 | support cummerbund | 78 |
#58 | supportive bra | 107 |
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#396 | teddy borg | 26 |
#147 | thought balloon | 1 |
#297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#348 | tin magnolia | 3 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
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#2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
#925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#464 | tooth | 9 |
#577 | toothsome rock | 17 |
#257 | top | 17 |
#889 | toy crazy train | 9 |
#884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
#390 | toy jet pack | 20 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
#272 | toy ray gun | 39 |
#83 | toy soldier | 18 |
#437 | toy space helmet | 20 |
#364 | toy train | 6 |
#1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
#793 | tree-eating kite | 34 |
#524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#211 | tropical orchid | 12 |
#392 | tulip | 1 |
#986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
#455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
#438 | urinal cake | 3 |
#2107 | valuable trinket | 5 |
#1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
#874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
#846 | vinegar | 34 |
#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
#537 | white balloon | 3 |
#396 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
#602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
#258 | whoopie cushion | 114 |
#219 | wind-up chattering teeth | 133 |
#138 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 442 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#355 | x-ray specs | 64 |
#1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#270 | yellow snowcone | 120 |
#619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
#318 | yo | 30 |