Museum :: Dreamtears

Dreamtears

Rank	Item	Quantity
#81	"caramel" orange	29
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#15	Ancient Protector Soda	39
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#496	BURT	20
#110	Baja sopapilla	7
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#11	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	80
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#198	Bonerdagon necklace	48
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#383	Boss Bat bling	9
#1415	Boss Bat britches	7
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#72	Clara's bell	7
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#42	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
#1071	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#98	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#434	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	12
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#257	Crimbo Factory surprise box	9
#219	Crimbo candied pecan	74
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#157	Crimbo dinner	1
#184	Crimbo food scraps	4
#166	Crimbo fudge	125
#124	Crimbo peppermint bark	212
#326	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#180	Crimbo train emergency brake	7
#18	Crimbo training manual	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#140	Crimbosmopolitan	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#45	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#126	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#14	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	4
#33	Crimbuccaneer breeches	5
#61	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	10
#57	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#76	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#184	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	3
#23	Crimbuccaneer lantern	3
#24	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	35
#34	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#137	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	44
#59	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#33	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	32
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#69	Crimbuccaneer shirt	8
#17	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	5
#61	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#116	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	2
#1422	Crimbuck	228
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#2887	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#132	DUFRESNE Suds	38
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#266	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#7	Elf Army machine parts	216
#50	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
#63	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	2
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#45	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#161	Elf Guard MPC	1,028
#50	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#41	Elf Guard broom	1
#53	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#44	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	7
#35	Elf Guard eyedrops	12
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#78	Elf Guard honor present	2
#81	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#53	Elf Guard insignia (private)	3
#31	Elf Guard mouthknife	10
#41	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	8
#57	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#39	Elf Guard payroll bag	14
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#51	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#24	Elf Guard strategic map	4
#80	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#28	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	40
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#21	Elvish underarmor	2
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#40	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#29	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	1
#155	Inner Strength	3
#82	Inner Truth	4
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
#297	Instant Karma	30
#124	Iron Beta of Industry	79
#295	Jack-in-the-box	21
#87	Jamaican coffee	2
#34	Kelflar vest	8
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#202	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	149
#669	LED block	1
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#93	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#26	Lolsipop	32
#107	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	2
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#306	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#35	Mer-kin cookiestove	194
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#21	My First Paycheck envelope	3
#78	Mysterious Blue Box	30
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#610	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	8
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#15	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	1
#19	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#232	Red Rover BB gun	17
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#28	Silly Little Love Song	1
#109	Sogg-Os	3
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#41	Swedish coffee	2
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#87	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#29	The One Mood Ring	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#65	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#802	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#93	Thwaitgold moth statuette	5
#41	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	35
#13	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	23
#810	Thwaitgold spider statuette	2
#328	Thwaitgold termite statuette	29
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#55	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	4
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#148	Trainbot circuitry	4
#144	Trainbot linkages	2
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#151	Trainbot plating	2
#133	Trainbot servomotors	4
#234	Trainbot slag	1
#137	Trainbot tubing	4
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#118	Ultracolor™ shirt	2
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#5	Wal-Mart nametag	1
#4	Wal-Mart overalls	1
#18	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#15	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	2
#81	Wet Russian	4
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#50	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#61	Ze™ goggles	109
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#6	airplane tattoo	1
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#50	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#38	anemoney clip	1
#240	anniversary gift box	9
#272	anticheese	30
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#168	antique beer	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#46	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#84	antique nutcracker figurine	4
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#67	bag of grain	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#109	balanced antler	1
#1159	ball	4
#54	ballast turtle	20
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#36	barnacle-encrusted sweater	3
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#332	batskin belt	1
#25	beaver punch (cherry)	9
#28	beaver punch (papaya)	8
#110	beavermouth	80
#290	bejeweled cufflinks	15
#44	bewitching boots	1
#174	big rock	9
#189	black Crimbo ball	3
#60	black and white cracker	5
#54	black brandy	1
#41	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#25	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	5
#74	bowl of mernudo	11
#49	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#3982	box of sunshine	14
#104	box turtle	4
#77	boxcar turtle	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#255	bread line	4
#59	bread man	6
#134	bread pie	2
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#211	buñuelos Jaliscos	4
#5	bug juice	35
#99	bugbear detector	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#24	cabooze	15
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#60	candied lime	2
#120	candy harmonica	5
#716	candy stake	9
#22	cannonbomb	33
#36	canteen of eggnog	2
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#29	catfish whiskers	39
#117	chakra malt	1
#24	chakra sludge	47
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#53	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#6	chitin powder	41
🥈	chitin powder paste	32
#167	chocolate disco ball	3
#118	chocolate pasta spoon	7
#117	chocolate saucepan	7
#98	chocolate seal-clubbing club	6
#90	chocolate turtle totem	10
#50	chocomotive	9
#26	cigar box turtle	76
#191	cinnamon machine oil	2
#21	circle drum	1
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#103	clear Russian	6
#134	cloning kit	7
#2495	club necklace	2
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#56	cod cape	1
#101	communal gobstopper	6
#20	concentrated fish broth	3
#94	contract enforcement stick	9
#96	corned beet	4
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#143	cranberry margarita (brackish)	4
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#148	crystalline cheer	802
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#75	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	6
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#403	designer handbag	7
#15	detective tattoo	1
#1596	diamond necklace	4
#12	dice ring	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#379	donated booze	13
#381	donated candy	11
#252	donated food	31
#43	dream of a dog	3
#126	dueling turtle	1
#94	dumb mud	2
#55	eggwater	6
#100	eldritch alignment spray	3
#20	eldritch distillate	6
#135	eldritch effluvium	680
#14	eldritch elixir	11
#61	eldritch extract	2
#16	eldritch hat	1
#29	eldritch mushroom	5
#13	eldritch pants	1
#111	electric pants	2
#392	electrical thingamabob	6
#10	electrician's hardhat	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1983	elven cellocello	3
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1812	elven suicide capsule	4
#22	elven tambourine	1
#83	emergency margarita	1
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#726	evil googly eye	5
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#130	executive mime flask	9
#1294	facsimile dictionary	4
#20	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#303	fancy opera glasses	14
🥇	fancy party pants	1
#11	feathered headdress	1
#1280	felt	6
#84	festive egg sac	2
#323	figurine of a charred seal	10
#317	figurine of a cold seal	19
#352	figurine of a shadowy seal	3
#174	figurine of a sleek seal	14
#196	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	6
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#34	filet of The Fish	6
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#77	fishelada	13
#35	flan del mar	10
#21	flapper floppers	1
#94	flask of egggrog	1
#94	fleshy putty	15
#43	flour cookie	9
#32	free boots	1
#34	freightcake	11
#97	freshwater fishbone	7
#88	frost-rimed seal hide	7
#36	frozen seal spine	3
#50	frozen turtle shell	5
#77	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#55	frying brainpan	1
#961	fudgecule	104
#195	furry green turtle	1
#146	fustulent seal grulch	2
#282	garish pinky ring	16
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#68	genie's scimitar	2
#411	ghost of a necklace	4
#254	giant designer sunglasses	18
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#363	gingerbread bugbear	66
#1069	gingerbread horror	6
#95	gingerbread nylons	3
#72	gingerbread pirate	2
#34	giraffe-necked turtle	63
#18	glob of salty molasses	370
#20	goblin water	40
#591	gold wedding ring	4
#138	golden fleece	1
#37	golden gum	386
#32	golden gun	128
#24	golden tattoo gun	2
🥇	goo magnet	1
#1098	googly eye	10
#296	gooified animal matter	2
#174	gooified mineral matter	10
#309	gooified vegetable matter	1
#31	gourmet gourami oil	54
#64	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#67	government food shipment	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#45	green and red bean	309
#127	green drunki-bear	4
#30	green pill	2
#135	grilled mooseflank	15
#112	grinning turtle	2
#33	grog nuts	17
#114	guard turtle collar	8
#66	guard turtle shell	52
#34	gummi turtle	85
#19	gunwale	2
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#7	haemolymphnode	37
#50	half double fruitcake	1
#112	hambrosier	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#125	handful of honey	82
#2506	heart necklace	2
#699	heart of the volcano	9
#57	hedgeturtle	68
#322	hellseal claw	75
#270	hellseal whisker	76
#234	hemp candy necklace	4
#69	hermedisiac cologne	1
#1817	herringcello	3
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#142	honey-drenched ham slice	7
#85	hot watered rum	12
#98	hot wine	1
#38	huge Crimbo cookie	9
#135	hunk of granite	11
#176	hushed puppy	3
#184	hyperinflated seal lung	1
#15	icing poncho	2
#150	ingot of seal-iron	1
#48	ingot turtle	2
#25	intact anemone spike	451
#55	intimidating coiffure	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#16	iron chain	1
#2794	irradiated candy cane	1
#36	irradiated turtle	74
#881	jerky coins	6
#34	kelp-holly drape	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#116	knobby helmet turtle	4
#111	lab-grown meat	13
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#8	lavalarva	1
#18	lead umbrella	1
#1060	length of string	9
#36	liquid SONAR	3
#18	liquid ice	50
#62	little deuce cape	1
#24	little red book	1
#1725	logic synthesizer	1
#140	lost elf luggage	4
#43	lost key	101
#60	love	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#31	mafia pointer finger ring	1
#283	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	6
#483	magical pony: Pearjack	2
#289	magical pony: Rosey Cake	6
#272	magical pony: Shutterfly	6
#358	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	4
#340	magical pony: Uniquity	4
#34	mana-basted tofurkey leg	5
#31	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	5
#26	massive wrench	3
#5	messenger bag RNA	1
#77	military-grade peppermint oil	7
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#57	mime eraser	19
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#85	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#95	miming shirt	1
#51	miniature life preserver	1
#29	mocking turtle	72
#23	moist Crimbo spices	517
#36	molten medallion	1
#1662	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#107	mooseflank	59
#50	moosemeat pie	4
#180	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1
#74	muffled muffuletta	5
#43	mulled wine	2
#123	multi-level marzipan	5
#26	musk turtle	48
#107	muskox-skin cap	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#208	nega-mushroom	6
#57	nega-mushroom wine	1
#53	negative lump	3,593
#124	negotiatin' hammer	1
#100	neoprene skullcap	2
#168	neutron lollipop	2
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#12	octolus-skin cloak	1
#72	officer's nog	6
#47	oil shell	4
#70	ojo de pez burrito	16
#62	old-school pirate grog	3
#220	oldcake	2
#98	overloaded micro-reactor	26
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#82	painted turtle	5
🥇	party crasher	1
🥇	party pup	1
🥈	party whip	1
#1142	patent leather shoes	2
#18	pegfinger	21
#1585	penguin focaccia bread	8
#53	peppermint bomb	6
#32	peppermint eel sauce	550
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#61	peppermint spine	1
#33	peppermint tack	38
#91	peppermint-scented socks	4
#102	personalizable gingerbread cookie	2
#85	pet anchor	2
#2716	pet rock	1
#293	petit fortran	3
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#18	pickled bread	9
#127	pile of Trainbot parts	95
#40	pillow shell	3
#19	pine cone	1
#124	ping-pong ball	34
#51	ping-pong paddle	1
#24	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#44	pirate encryption key alpha	1
#42	pirate encryption key bravo	1
#49	pirate encryption key charlie	1
#46	pirate encryption key delta	1
#83	pitted sheet metal	38
#71	pixel orb	1
#227	plain candy cane	2
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#308	plastic ingot	7
#419	plastic passion fruit	3
#42	pocket maze	2
#96	poisonsettia	20
#15	polyester pad	1
#14	polyester panama hat	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#14	polyester pettipants	1
#13	polyester pulsera	1
#8	polyesterene powder	1
#55	pool torpedo	106
#17	porcelain pelerine	1
#22	porcelain pepper mill	1
#23	porcelain phantom mask	1
#19	porcelain plus-fours	1
#24	porcelain police baton	1
#22	porcelain porkpie	1
#10	porcelain powder	1
#1614	pork elf goodies sack	1
#58	portable dam	2
#1199	possessed top	4
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#119	powdered powdered sugar	5
#56	prank Crimbo card	3
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#68	prescription teeth whitener	1
#53	primitive candy cane	5
#26	programmable turtle	84
#60	projectile chemistry set	30
#91	protection stick	9
#11	proto-proto-protozoa	1
#68	psychic's circlet	28
#29	punching mirror	2
#52	red ale	8
#82	red and white claret	2
#29	red armband	1
#140	red drunki-bear	3
#34	red rocket	1
#31	red white and blue claret	1
#263	red-and-green sweater	11
#55	red-hot sausage fork	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#42	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#44	reusable shopping bag	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#29	ribbon candy ascot	1
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#22	roll of meat	36
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2796	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#1309	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	6
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#1803	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	28
#602	stuffed Meat	79
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#2594	stuffed snowy owl	18
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#605	stuffed tin of caviar	79
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#79	tainted seal's blood	5
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#19	tempura green and red bean	6
#66	the Crymbich Manuscript	2
#71	third ear	6
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#88	tiny bomb	51
#752	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#753	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
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#747	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#614	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	3
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#401	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	5
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#614	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	3
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1465	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#888	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#1480	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#273	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	4
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#17	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#1112	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#2214	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	8
#482	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	5
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#1347	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	7
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
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#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
#825	tiny plastic Father McGruber	4
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#787	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#2171	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#1738	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	4
#852	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2784	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#524	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#740	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#2781	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#688	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#968	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#1191	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
#2058	tiny plastic The Man	2
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#1071	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#859	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#1347	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
#1800	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#476	tiny plastic angry space marine	9
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#1755	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#1305	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	14
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2256	tiny plastic barrrnacle	8
#444	tiny plastic batbugbear	10
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#857	tiny plastic bee swarm	4
#652	tiny plastic beebee gunners	6
#592	tiny plastic beebee queue	7
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#1110	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#1813	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	10
#1767	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#1216	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#598	tiny plastic bugaboo	7
#677	tiny plastic buzzerker	6
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#3316	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
#1387	tiny plastic coffee pixie	13
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#1069	tiny plastic cubist bull	7
#1476	tiny plastic demoninja	5
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#559	tiny plastic fire servant	4
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#1829	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	10
#2520	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#2527	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
#1041	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	7
#105	tiny plastic golden gundam	229
#2027	tiny plastic grue	9
#2793	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#1851	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	10
#665	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	6
#3268	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#2880	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#2517	tiny plastic levitating potato	7
#1758	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#860	tiny plastic moneybee	4
#3323	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#613	tiny plastic mumblebee	7
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#418	tiny plastic peacannon	6
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#1502	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	12
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#2611	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#574	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	4
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#2272	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#1463	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#2846	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#2023	tiny plastic star starfish	9
#1149	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	8
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#487	tiny plastic the Free Man	5
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#1372	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#258	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#1238	top	3
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#840	toy wheel	10
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
🥇	train whistle	1
#14	training scroll: Shattering Punch	5
#18	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	6
#14	training scroll: Snokebomb	8
#143	transparent nog	3
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#71	trick coin	1
#37	turtle mud	20
#349	turtle pheromones	9
#86	turtle wax	12
#23	turtle wax greaves	3
#42	turtle wax shield	3
#54	turtle-shaped rock	18
#42	turtlemail bits	218
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#268	unfinished fruitcake	1
#201	universal biscuit	1
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
#1147	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	4
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#59	watered-down Red Minotaur	68
#59	waterlogged cloth	25
#73	waterlogged leather	17
#60	waterlogged metal	22
#72	waterlogged stuffing	17
#72	waterlogged wood	5
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#48	wet tack	1
#22	whale cerebrospinal fluid	38
#60	whalecake	1
#38	whalegun	1
#40	whalesteak	21
#41	whatsit-covered turtle shell	4
#171	white Crimbo ball	3
#44	witch's bread	3
#397	wooden block	8
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#171	yellow drunki-bear	2
#37	yule grog	1
#138	yule gruel	4
#149	yule hatchet	1

Wow, that's 20,114 items total!

what items are this player missing?