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| #55 | Arrrmetia trading card | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #360 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 10 |
| #405 | Frat Army FGF | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
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| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
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| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #54 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 3 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
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| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #30 | Woldo trading card | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #179 | beer bomb | 240 |
| #462 | beer bong | 2 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
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| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
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| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
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| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1829 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #418 | energy drink IV | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
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| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #522 | herbs | 20 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
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| #474 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
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| #255 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #220 | mauve striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #389 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #254 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
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| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #174 | puce paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #396 | red plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #144 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #854 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #973 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #1122 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #1336 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #996 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 48 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1147 | stuffed angry cow | 44 |
| #1195 | stuffed astral badger | 43 |
| #1590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #917 | stuffed cocoabo | 51 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1150 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1290 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 40 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1167 | stuffed gray blob | 13 |
| #946 | stuffed hand turkey | 52 |
| #1682 | stuffed mind flayer | 31 |
| #1213 | stuffed scary death orb | 42 |
| #1040 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 20 |
| #1050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1339 | stuffed snowy owl | 37 |
| #992 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 51 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1405 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 14 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 23 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Felonia | 9 |
| #814 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Hellion | 13 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 14 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #498 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 14 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 12 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 14 |
| #390 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 17 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #276 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 15 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #442 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 16 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #367 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 18 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #827 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #998 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #641 | tiny plastic beanbat | 11 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #915 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #535 | tiny plastic blooper | 13 |
| #590 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #788 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #927 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 19 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #657 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #451 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #547 | tiny plastic goth giant | 13 |
| #773 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
| #647 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 11 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #906 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 20 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #498 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 15 |
| #679 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #411 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 16 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #892 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #464 | tiny plastic taco cat | 15 |
| #476 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 14 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #286 | tiny plastic warwelf | 22 |
| #829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #724 | tiny plastic zmobie | 10 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #211 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #417 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |