#1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
#1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
#2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
#54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
#25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
#1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
#1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
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#1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
#134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
#110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
#4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
#1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
#1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
#1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
#87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
#678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
#5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
#5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
#1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
#162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
#147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
#1041 | M-242 | 2 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
#10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
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#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
#182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
#4 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
#6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
#16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
#15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
#282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
#1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
#56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
#69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#2404 | Valentine | 1 |
#527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
#40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
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#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
#3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
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#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
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#147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
#538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
#82 | astral badger | 1 |
#415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
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#183 | babycakes | 1 |
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#198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
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#59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
#152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
#1650 | blood flower | 1 |
🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
#664 | bone rattle | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#438 | bow | 1 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
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#92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
#181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
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#232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
#1626 | buckyball | 1 |
#247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
#2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
#1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#956 | can of spinach | 1 |
#2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
#2872 | candied yams | 1 |
#4785 | candy cane | 1 |
#3831 | candy stake | 1 |
#1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
#1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
#1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
#1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
#234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
#938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#820 | chopsticks | 1 |
#1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
#432 | cream pie | 1 |
#1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
#178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
#476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
#1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
#2834 | eggnog | 1 |
#1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
#1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
#1793 | fake hand | 1 |
#1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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#2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#2393 | felt | 1 |
#379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
#265 | foon | 1 |
#99 | football helmet | 1 |
#659 | gas balloon | 1 |
#11 | giant O | 3 |
#12 | giant X | 3 |
#99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
#3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
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#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#882 | green balloon | 1 |
#1909 | green beer | 1 |
#1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
#1192 | heavy D | 1 |
#2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
#1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
#1776 | ion grid | 1 |
#2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
#1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
#87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
#2061 | kite | 1 |
#633 | large box | 1 |
#3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
#206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
#895 | leather mask | 1 |
#11 | liar's pants | 1 |
#60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
#1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
#144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
#1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
#1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
#932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
#565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#911 | lowercase N | 1 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
#335 | meatcar model | 1 |
#1201 | metallic A | 1 |
#69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
#487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
#109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#43 | murderbot component casing | 1 |
#41 | murderbot monofilament | 1 |
#39 | murderbot power cell | 1 |
#1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
#3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
#3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
#3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
#3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#1170 | original G | 1 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
#1756 | pail | 1 |
#1215 | paperclip | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#808 | party hat | 1 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
#83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
#286 | pink candygram | 1 |
#751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
#2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
#1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
#1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
#2220 | possessed top | 1 |
#811 | potted cactus | 1 |
#489 | potted fern | 1 |
#450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#342 | questionable taco | 1 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
#407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
#1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
#1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
#386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
#634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
#1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
#1004 | ruby W | 1 |
#318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
#2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
#448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
#1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
#534 | sk8board | 1 |
#237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
#412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
#239 | slingshot | 1 |
#591 | small box | 1 |
#1119 | snake | 1 |
#475 | snorkel | 1 |
#1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
#2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
#972 | sparkler | 2 |
#3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
#1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
#1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
#1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
#1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
#1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
#682 | spork | 1 |
#1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
#1026 | stick | 1 |
#2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
#2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
#2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
#1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
#8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
#8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
#3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
#8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
#8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
#3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
#8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
#8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
#950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
#8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
#8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
#1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
#8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
#4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
#8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
#8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
#246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
#8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
#8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
#553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
#776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
#1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
#508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
#411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
#1702 | tiny house | 1 |
#382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
#101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
#463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
#625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
#2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
#2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
#1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#1404 | tooth | 1 |
#2068 | top | 1 |
#768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
#33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
#48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
#38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
#1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#392 | tulip | 1 |
#2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
#727 | urinal cake | 1 |
#2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
#2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
#1538 | wheel | 1 |
#902 | white balloon | 1 |
#1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
#2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
#152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
#165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
#1220 | wooden block | 1 |
#190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
#1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
#1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
#399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
#2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
#125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
#1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |