| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1172 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1169 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #117 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #50 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #82 | Leonard's glasses | 4 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #815 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #120 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 2 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #56 | Oh, the Humanitini | 2 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #105 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #330 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #85 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #60 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #121 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 6 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #358 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 8 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #85 | accordionoid rocca | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #232 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #188 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #41 | alarm accordion | 2 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #35 | ash soda | 1 |
| #883 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #69 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #73 | beaver spear | 2 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #118 | black blade | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #487 | blue plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #66 | boot knife | 1 |
| #31 | bottle of gregnadigne | 5 |
| #38 | bubble bauble bow | 2 |
| #61 | bubble-wrap simulator | 21 |
| #37 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 2 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #74 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #28 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #34 | daily dungeon malware | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #250 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 2 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #104 | funky eyepatch | 1 |
| #47 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #91 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1120 | giant needle | 2 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #88 | gnauga hide whip | 2 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #138 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #56 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
| #40 | internet point | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #104 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #71 | lavawater | 1 |
| #484 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #17 | licorice whip | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #70 | little black book | 9 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #27 | macroplane grater | 1 |
| #281 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #336 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #241 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 8 |
| #396 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #302 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #335 | magical pony: Uniquity | 4 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #357 | mauve striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #34 | miniature power pill | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #99 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #29 | obsidian nutcracker | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #51 | pixel banana | 1 |
| #56 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #83 | pixel coin | 2 |
| #36 | pixel daiquiri | 2 |
| #32 | pixel lemon | 2 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #21 | pixel star | 4 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #38 | print screen button | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #386 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #53 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
| #69 | red book | 6 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #544 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #19 | rubber spatula | 2 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #39 | scroll case | 1 |
| #88 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 2 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #44 | shady shades | 2 |
| #63 | sharpened spoon | 2 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #161 | smut orc sunglasses | 2 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #1281 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #78 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3745 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #125 | throwing knife | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
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