| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #19 | Cobra Bowl | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #28 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #29 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #19 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #152 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 12 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #21 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #22 | Island Landslide | 1 |
| #17 | Island Thunderstorm | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #173 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 7 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #24 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #60 | Mysterious Black Box | 42 |
| #64 | Mysterious Blue Box | 41 |
| #65 | Mysterious Green Box | 44 |
| #56 | Mysterious Red Box | 45 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #332 | New Zealand iced tea | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #128 | Racisto Ruidoso | 3 |
| #149 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 11 |
| #19 | Scorpion Bowl | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #19 | Skull Punch | 1 |
| #20 | Smuggler's Punch | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 4 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 15 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 26 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 8 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #27 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #8 | bakelite backpack | 2 |
| 🥈 | bakelite badge | 2 |
| 🥈 | bakelite belt | 2 |
| 🥉 | bakelite bowl | 2 |
| #5 | bakelite breeches | 2 |
| #5 | bakelite brooch | 2 |
| #23 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #56 | candied lime | 2 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #51 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #100 | giant green gummi bear | 2 |
| #96 | giant red gummi bear | 2 |
| #99 | giant yellow gummi bear | 2 |
| #69 | gingerbread pirate | 2 |
| #221 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #48 | lucky-ish pill | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #24 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #37 | plastic doll arms | 1 |
| #39 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #17 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #14 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #37 | space chowder | 1 |
| #53 | space wine | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #21 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #94 | yellow pixel | 1 |