DirkDagon

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#6269-ball1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#99Brimstone Boxers1
#5CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)2
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#5CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)2
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#45Cajun accordion1
#83Candicaine1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#44Christmas ham1
#23Cobra Bowl1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#160Crimbo dinner1
#168Crimbosmopolitan1
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#244Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#260Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#246Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#260Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#248Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#366Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#56Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#84Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#38Crimbuccaneer lantern2
#126Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#85Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#64Crimbuccaneer tricorn2
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#27Dragonscale breastplate1
#28Duke Vampire's regal cloak1
#43Easter eggnog1
#51Easter grasshopper1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#24Electric Punch1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#51Elf Guard clipboard1
#118Elf Guard eyedrops1
#65Elf Guard fuel tank1
#85Elf Guard strategic map1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#151Fantasma en la Máquina12
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
🥇Holiday Multitasking (used)1
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
🥇Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)1
#23Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#42Irish eggnog1
#26Island Hurricane1
#28Island Landslide1
#26Island Thunderstorm1
#113Jamaican coffee1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#47LIDAR candle26
#174La Fantasma y La Oscuridad7
#814La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#23Master Thief's utility belt1
#65Mysterious Black Box42
#69Mysterious Blue Box41
#70Mysterious Green Box44
#60Mysterious Red Box45
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#335New Zealand iced tea3
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#127Racisto Ruidoso3
#149Rompedores de Fantasmas11
#22Scorpion Bowl1
🥇Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#471Sinful Desires1
#24Skull Punch1
#26Smuggler's Punch1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#71Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#51Thanksgiving ration1
#22The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#4The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#21The Ghoul King's ghoulottes1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#59The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#67Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model1
#508Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#562Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#113Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette4
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#412Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#67Thwaitgold bug statuette13
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#354Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#115Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette7
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#254Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette15
#205Thwaitgold fairyfly statue2
#154Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1739Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1947Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#320Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#182Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#253Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#208Thwaitgold metabug statuette2
#408Thwaitgold mosquito statuette4
#178Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#332Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#105Thwaitgold nit statuette2
#448Thwaitgold nymph statuette1
#390Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette2
#228Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#446Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#1305Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#278Thwaitgold scorpion statuette5
#100Thwaitgold shield bug statuette1
#805Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#144Thwaitgold spider statuette15
#245Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette2
#1954Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#353Thwaitgold termite statuette26
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#24Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette8
#114Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#33Turtle Bowl1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#25Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#365a butt tuba1
#132accord ion1
#71accordion file1
#121accordionoid rocca1
#13aerogel accordion1
#11aerogel akubra1
#14aerogel anvil1
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#13aerogel attache case1
#67alarm accordion1
#223alien force field disruptor bean1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#51ancient Elf dessert spoon1
#124autocalliope1
#8bakelite backpack2
🥇bakelite badge2
🥈bakelite belt2
🥉bakelite bowl2
#5bakelite breeches2
#5bakelite brooch2
#22belt of Ogrekind1
#1046black pixel1
#1231blue pixel1
#94bowl of Tastee-Wheet™1
#209brilliant oyster egg1
#163brown pixel1
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#185calavera concertina1
#46candied beef and cabbage1
#62candied lime2
#49candy rations1
#35canteen of jungle juice2
#50chocolate ostrich egg1
#34clovermint1
#31coarse hemp socks1
#398communal gobstopper1
#45coney haunch42
#209cookie cookie4
#127crystal Crimbo goblet1
#119crystal Crimbo platter1
#49dark chocolate egg37
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
#16dice-shaped backpack1
#51double-candied yams1
#28egg gun1
#31elbow soup2
#32elf ploughshare1
#20elven tambourine1
#21faded green protest sign2
#17faded red protest sign2
#10fiberglass fannypack1
#15fiberglass fedora1
#16fiberglass fetish1
#13fiberglass fingerguard1
#12fiberglass foil1
#12fiberglass frock1
#34flagellate soup2
#99flask of egggrog1
#72foon of fearfulness1
#66foon of fleshiness1
#67foon of foulness1
#66foon of frigidity1
#70foon of fulmination1
#23four-leaf potato sprout52
#58fruit-stuffed rumcake2
#8gabardine gaiters1
#11gabardine garibaldi1
#9gabardine garland1
#10gabardine girdle1
#7gabardine gloves1
#12gabardine gunnysack1
#100ghost accordion1
#102giant green gummi bear2
#96giant red gummi bear2
#100giant yellow gummi bear2
#76gingerbread pirate2
#222glass of herbal tequila2
#216gleaming oyster egg1
#225glistening oyster egg1
🥉green face paint1
#1109green pixel1
#92guancertina1
#48half-digested rat40
#362hemp candy necklace1
#42holiday smorgasbord1
#40holiday trip around the world1
#102hot wine1
#318java cookie3
#25leggings of the Spider Queen1
#30lip soup2
#22lucky army helmet1
#57lucky moai statuette1
#38lucky napkin1
#48lucky-ish pill1
#199lustrous oyster egg1
#669magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#609magical pony: Uniquity1
#213magnificent oyster egg1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#70mama's squeezebox1
#64massive wrench1
#48mechanically-mulled cider1
#228mime army rations1
#205mime army wine1
#40moai toai64
#28muscular soup2
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#48neg grog1
#109non-Euclidean non-accordion1
#23nozzle of the Phoenix1
#41nuclear stockpile1
#27nylon Christmas stockings1
#83peace accordion1
#242pearlescent oyster egg1
#85pentatonic accordion1
#132peppermint pegleg1
#294petit fortran3
#37plastic doll arms1
#39plastic doll legs1
#15polyester pad1
#14polyester panama hat1
#16polyester parachute1
#17polyester peeler1
#14polyester pettipants1
#14polyester pulsera1
#118popular tart1
#18porcelain pelerine1
#23porcelain pepper mill1
#24porcelain phantom mask1
#19porcelain plus-fours1
#25porcelain police baton1
#22porcelain porkpie1
#8potato jacket1
#81pygmy concertinette1
#104quantum of familiar1
#37quirky accordion1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
#29red armband1
🥉red face paint1
#796red pixel1
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#16ring of the Skeleton Lord1
#37room scale green bean casserole38
#35rubber doll body1
#38rubber doll head1
#93salmagumdi4
#15scepter of the Skeleton Lord1
#212scintillating oyster egg1
#52sequin-encrusted sweater1
#12shield of the Skeleton Lord1
#246shot of mescal1
#38space chowder1
#55space wine1
#38stuffed dinosaur1
#82suspicious-looking fedora1
#28synaptic soup3
#25the Archwizard's briefs1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#20the Ley Incursion's waist1
#11tiny plastic "Santa Claus"1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#18tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#87tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#492tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#233tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker4
#9tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3928tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#37tiny plastic dining car1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#8116tiny plastic mosquito1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#40tiny plastic passenger car1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#320tomb ratchet1
#67toy Crimbot mega face1
#67toy Crimbot power glove1
#64toy Crimbot rocket legs1
#62toy Crimbot super fist1
#96toy accordion1
#58turchucken1
#21warbear empathy chip (used)1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#39whalegun1
#248whiskey in a broken glass1
#223white Xanadian1
#1026white pixel1
#9wicker clicker1
#9wicker kickers1
#8wicker knickers1
#12wicker slicker1
#8wicker sticker1
#12wicker ticker1
#12wrought-iron waders1
#9wrought-iron walker1
#9wrought-iron whisk1
#11wrought-iron widget1
#13wrought-iron wig1
#9wrought-iron winch crank1
#95yellow pixel1

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