| #198 | "caramel" orange | 3 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #52 | Azurite | 1 |
| #150 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #24 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #155 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #106 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 200 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 253 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #519 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #260 | Elf Guard MPC | 17 |
| #81 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #82 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #49 | Eye Agate | 1 |
| #1005 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #116 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 12 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #677 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #119 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1284 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #52 | Lapis Lazuli | 1 |
| #29 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 1 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #455 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 8 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #49 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #360 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #205 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #253 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #24 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #272 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #134 | Trainbot circuitry | 6 |
| #131 | Trainbot linkages | 5 |
| #134 | Trainbot optics | 6 |
| #129 | Trainbot plating | 5 |
| #133 | Trainbot servomotors | 4 |
| #232 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #134 | Trainbot tubing | 5 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2449 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1593 | ball | 2 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #472 | big rock | 1 |
| #230 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #202 | bread man | 3 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #97 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 7 |
| #83 | cabooze | 8 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #79 | cannonbomb | 3 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #234 | charming flute | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #49 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #155 | cinnamon machine oil | 9 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #3273 | club necklace | 1 |
| #880 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #101 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #95 | corned beet | 4 |
| #160 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1283 | dill | 8 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #190 | eggwater | 3 |
| #1116 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #140 | exotic jungle fruit | 8 |
| #106 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1947 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #779 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #771 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #601 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #64 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #258 | freightcake | 3 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #447 | giant moxie weed | 4 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2447 | golden ring | 10 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #149 | gooified animal matter | 14 |
| #138 | gooified mineral matter | 13 |
| #210 | gooified vegetable matter | 9 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #376 | handful of moss | 8 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #157 | hedgeturtle | 6 |
| #1291 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #674 | herbs | 8 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #549 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #89 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #1886 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1942 | killing feather | 21 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #165 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #1423 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #868 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #690 | moxie weed | 8 |
| #1679 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #451 | palm frond | 8 |
| #777 | patchouli incense stick | 3 |
| #72 | pestopiary | 8 |
| #37 | pickled bread | 7 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #20 | pirate encryption key bravo | 4 |
| #149 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #36 | plain candy cane | 8 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #125 | poppy | 8 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #192 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #91 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #142 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2253 | rogue swarmer | 19 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3659 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3651 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #77 | salted mutton | 5 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #107 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #102 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1294 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #41 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #42 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 1 |
| #96 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #361 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #127 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #83 | shuriken salad | 4 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1140 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 8 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1000 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1575 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #91 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8957 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1701 | tiny house | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1351 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #128 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #71 | trick coin | 1 |
| #163 | universal biscuit | 4 |
| #2500 | unstable laser battery | 11 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #942 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #110 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |