| #202 | "caramel" orange | 3 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #263 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #54 | Azurite | 1 |
| #155 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #23 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #63 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 200 |
| #98 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 253 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #518 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #297 | Elf Guard MPC | 17 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #50 | Eye Agate | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #116 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 12 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #54 | Lapis Lazuli | 1 |
| #29 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 1 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #453 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 8 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #27 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #138 | Trainbot circuitry | 6 |
| #134 | Trainbot linkages | 5 |
| #136 | Trainbot optics | 6 |
| #133 | Trainbot plating | 5 |
| #137 | Trainbot servomotors | 4 |
| #236 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #139 | Trainbot tubing | 5 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1593 | ball | 2 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #202 | bread man | 3 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #103 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 7 |
| #86 | cabooze | 8 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #85 | cannonbomb | 3 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #53 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #161 | cinnamon machine oil | 9 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #103 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #102 | corned beet | 4 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1282 | dill | 8 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #192 | eggwater | 3 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #142 | exotic jungle fruit | 8 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #64 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #185 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #258 | freightcake | 3 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #447 | giant moxie weed | 4 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2446 | golden ring | 10 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #154 | gooified animal matter | 14 |
| #139 | gooified mineral matter | 13 |
| #214 | gooified vegetable matter | 9 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #377 | handful of moss | 8 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #157 | hedgeturtle | 6 |
| #1293 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #675 | herbs | 8 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #104 | hot coal | 1 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1941 | killing feather | 21 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #169 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #212 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #690 | moxie weed | 8 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #451 | palm frond | 8 |
| #779 | patchouli incense stick | 3 |
| #72 | pestopiary | 8 |
| #42 | pickled bread | 7 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #23 | pirate encryption key bravo | 4 |
| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #36 | plain candy cane | 8 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #125 | poppy | 8 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #824 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2255 | rogue swarmer | 19 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #82 | salted mutton | 5 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #105 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #40 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #44 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #362 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #129 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #84 | shuriken salad | 4 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #476 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1139 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 8 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #937 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1000 | star | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #128 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1589 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #134 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #168 | universal biscuit | 4 |
| #2500 | unstable laser battery | 11 |
| #2410 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #87 | void stone | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #118 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #206 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #117 | white page | 1 |
| #176 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #169 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #155 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #168 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |