| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
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| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
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| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
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| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #117 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #396 | Genalen™ Bottle | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
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| #68 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #38 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #81 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
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| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #135 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
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| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #553 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #72 | beaver spear | 2 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #98 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #39 | big red button | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
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| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
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| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #103 | black tear | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #111 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #132 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #101 | bottled swamp gas | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #227 | brass gear | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #157 | bus pass | 5 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #182 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #137 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #135 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #131 | delicious swamp muck | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #101 | droopy doll eye | 2 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #154 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #127 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #102 | extra-fancy ring setting | 2 |
| #109 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #87 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #132 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #160 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #204 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #80 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #32 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #44 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #191 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #106 | glark cable | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #172 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #29 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #26 | haunted cherry pie | 1 |
| #38 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #33 | haunted gimlet | 1 |
| #28 | haunted martini | 1 |
| #22 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #758 | hellion cube | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #130 | imp air | 5 |
| #88 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #69 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #71 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #32 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #41 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #172 | killing jar | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #69 | leechknife | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #127 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
| #116 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #526 | megatofu | 3 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #159 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #152 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #120 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #75 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #104 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #107 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #111 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #41 | oil cap | 2 |
| #38 | oil lamp | 2 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #152 | one pill | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #49 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #140 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #146 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #330 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #109 | pink slime | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
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