| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2776 | Yummy Tummy bean | 3 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #47 | incredibly creepy marionette | 45 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 47 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #453 | tiny plastic angry goat | 35 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #674 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #439 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #118 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 112 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #154 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 87 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #357 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 42 |
| #683 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #280 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 49 |
| #338 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 43 |
| #124 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 107 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #162 | tiny plastic grue | 80 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #219 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 67 |
| #303 | tiny plastic killer bee | 48 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #278 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 51 |
| #149 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 90 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #143 | tiny plastic mosquito | 91 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #255 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 56 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #520 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 13 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #416 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 37 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #249 | tiny plastic stab bat | 57 |
| #318 | tiny plastic star starfish | 46 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1080 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |