| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2775 | Yummy Tummy bean | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #47 | incredibly creepy marionette | 45 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1063 | spring | 1 |
| #1056 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #855 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 47 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #587 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #1455 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #718 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #804 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #587 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #455 | tiny plastic angry goat | 35 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #441 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 112 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #155 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 87 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #2219 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #359 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 42 |
| #686 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #532 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1231 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #283 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 49 |
| #340 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 43 |
| #125 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 107 |
| #715 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #163 | tiny plastic grue | 80 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #219 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 67 |
| #305 | tiny plastic killer bee | 48 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #280 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 51 |
| #150 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 90 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #143 | tiny plastic mosquito | 91 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #256 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 56 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #523 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 13 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #418 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 37 |
| #750 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #251 | tiny plastic stab bat | 57 |
| #320 | tiny plastic star starfish | 46 |
| #320 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1084 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #637 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1706 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #831 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |