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| #52 | Boss Bat bling | 57 |
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| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #379 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
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| #512 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 53 |
| #954 | M-242 | 3 |
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| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
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| #238 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
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| #231 | foam noodle | 5 |
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| #99 | imp unity ring | 50 |
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| #391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #12 | makeshift cape | 32 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #36 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 45 |
| #88 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #324 | obsidian dagger | 49 |
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| #700 | oyster basket | 5 |
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| #511 | paperclip | 75 |
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| #110 | pear supersucker | 5 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
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| #449 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #182 | sawblade shield | 19 |
| #506 | shiny ring | 51 |
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| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #614 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #37 | strawberyl necklace | 2 |
| #788 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
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| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #468 | sucker scaffold | 13 |
| #240 | sunken chest | 70 |
| #10 | suspicious-looking fedora | 9 |
| #99 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 5 |
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| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
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| #320 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
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| #71 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 5 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 41 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 21 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 20 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 6 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 35 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 15 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
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| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
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| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 40 |
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| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
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| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
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| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 35 |
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| #114 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 9 |
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| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
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| #1266 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 23 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
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| #151 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 27 |
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| #100 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 33 |
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| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
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| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
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| #108 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 33 |
| #129 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 29 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
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| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
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| #169 | transporter transponder | 5 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #749 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
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| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #160 | warbear battery | 18 |
| #89 | warbear bearserker potion | 20 |
| #179 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
| #209 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
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| #247 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
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| #351 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
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