| #13 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 7 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #32 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 4 |
| #4 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 9 |
| #54 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 4 |
| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #27 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #28 | Atomic Comic | 10 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1406 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #13 | Buddy Bjorn | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #5 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 2 |
| 🥉 | Clan speakeasy | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo sapling | 2 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #21 | Crown of Thrones | 2 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #461 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #11 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 2 |
| 🥉 | FDKOL hotcakes | 4,000 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #31 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 2 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #5 | Horsery contract | 2 |
| #13 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 2 |
| #22 | Lars the Cyberian | 12 |
| #16 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 2 |
| #28 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #25 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 2 |
| #20 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 2 |
| #21 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 2 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #18 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 2 |
| #11 | Pack of Every Card | 2 |
| #13 | Pantsgiving | 2 |
| #23 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 2 |
| #15 | PirateRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #13 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 2 |
| #15 | Red Pill | 29 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #24 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 2 |
| #46 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1,000 |
| #26 | Small Medium | 2 |
| #29 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #13 | The Smith's Tome | 2 |
| #64 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #13 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2,000 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #115 | Workytime Tea | 20 |
| #18 | a cute angel | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #19 | adventurer clone egg | 2 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #22 | archaeologing shovel | 4 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #17 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 845 |
| #196 | bone chips | 100 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| 🥇 | bottle of Blank-Out | 4,000 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #18 | can of Rain-Doh | 2 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #15 | cranberry schnapps | 17 |
| #21 | crystallized memory | 7 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #13 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 2 |
| #21 | dense meat stack | 1,400,000 |
| #1220 | dill | 10 |
| #4 | doll house | 2,000 |
| #5 | dollhive | 700 |
| #27 | drop of water-37 | 1,000 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #35 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #207 | fancy chocolate car | 15 |
| #21 | floaty inverse geode | 7 |
| #88 | floaty sand | 234 |
| #36 | floaty stone sphere | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #35 | glowing frisbee | 2 |
| #19 | handful of numbers | 14 |
| #1794 | herringcello | 4 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #110 | licorice garrote | 15 |
| #789 | lollipop stick | 9 |
| #15 | marshmallow flambé | 21 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #20 | mutant fire ant egg | 2 |
| #15 | mutant gila monster egg | 3 |
| #17 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 3 |
| #33 | mysterious chest | 2 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #46 | obnoxious riddle | 7 |
| #18 | organ grinder | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #830 | paperclip | 12 |
| #1730 | penguin focaccia bread | 4 |
| 🥈 | perfectly ordinary frog | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #6 | portable Mayo Clinic | 2 |
| #100 | portable photocopier | 60 |
| #18 | quantum taco | 2,000 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #35 | rockfish stomach | 50 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #216 | slow jam collection | 20 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #84 | space jam | 10 |
| #720 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #30 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #122 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 5 |
| #177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 35 |
| #235 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 27 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #148 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 24 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #208 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 29 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #176 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 21 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 5 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #96 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 5 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #113 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Felonia | 23 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic G Imp | 34 |
| #154 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 39 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 31 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Hellion | 34 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 32 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 25 |
| #245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 25 |
| #258 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 24 |
| #189 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 32 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 28 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 26 |
| #198 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 31 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 29 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 30 |
| #168 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 23 |
| #298 | tiny plastic The Man | 14 |
| #270 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 24 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #186 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 33 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #176 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 37 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #231 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 25 |
| #210 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 30 |
| #231 | tiny plastic astronomer | 27 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic beanbat | 29 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #145 | tiny plastic blooper | 39 |
| #201 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 31 |
| #182 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 35 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 16 |
| #152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 39 |
| #189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 33 |
| #200 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 30 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 25 |
| #217 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 28 |
| #211 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 29 |
| #5 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 19 |
| #161 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 37 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #212 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 29 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic goth giant | 26 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 27 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #204 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 30 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #189 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 30 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #165 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 39 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #200 | tiny plastic scary clown | 31 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #163 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 36 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #352 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 19 |
| #199 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 30 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #240 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 26 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #109 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #181 | tiny plastic taco cat | 32 |
| #251 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 24 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #143 | tiny plastic warwelf | 41 |
| #196 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 31 |
| #173 | tiny plastic zmobie | 35 |
| #78 | toe jam | 10 |
| #82 | traffic jam | 10 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #15 | voter registration form | 2 |
| #37 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 138 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #7 | warbear drone assembler | 30 |
| #51 | warbear helm fragment | 104 |
| #8 | warbear officer requisition box | 125 |
| 🥉 | warbear requisition box | 1,437 |
| #15 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 46 |
| #33 | warbear trouser fragment | 142 |
| #6 | warbear whosit | 15,292 |