| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #8 | Amanitee | 2 |
| #861 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #222 | Baja sopapilla | 4 |
| #8 | Bicycle | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #109 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #5 | Cantelope | 4 |
| #5 | Caramel | 3 |
| 🥈 | Carpricorn | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #12 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 40 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #1111 | Crimbuck | 499 |
| #4 | Cycloney | 3 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥉 | Glamare | 3 |
| #528 | Go-Wassail | 30 |
| #4 | Gorillape | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 24 |
| #7 | Law of Averages | 2 |
| #6 | Lepardner | 3 |
| #29 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #9 | Morphan | 2 |
| 🥉 | Mustardigrade | 3 |
| #9 | Oppossum | 2 |
| #1495 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #7 | Peaclock | 3 |
| #6 | Pillowbug | 2 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #6 | Ruffalo | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #11 | Satan hat | 2 |
| #6 | Sequestrian | 3 |
| #8 | Shudder | 2 |
| 🥉 | Sledgehamster | 4 |
| #5 | Smashmoth | 3 |
| #5 | Snoutlet | 3 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #420 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1569 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #834 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #992 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #130 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 4 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 8 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #240 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #462 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 8 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #271 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #6 | Turtive | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Ungulant | 2 |
| 🥉 | Vamprey | 3 |
| #7 | Vaporpoise | 2 |
| 🥈 | Vulgure | 11 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #5 | Wendtigo | 2 |
| #114 | Workytime Tea | 20 |
| #16 | Yuleviathan necklace | 4 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #84 | antique nutcracker figurine | 4 |
| #32 | bag of bones | 20 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #12 | barrel-aged eggnog | 3 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #51 | beautiful rainbow | 10 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of Crimbognac | 12 |
| #77 | bowl of mernudo | 11 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #176 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #281 | cabooze | 1 |
| #80 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #1215 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #111 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 10 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #89 | decanter of fine Scotch | 3 |
| #61 | dog ointment | 4 |
| #105 | donated booze | 204 |
| #160 | donated candy | 89 |
| #62 | donated food | 467 |
| #22 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #97 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #80 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #23 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #1416 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #97 | ert grey goo ring | 9 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #62 | fancy beef jerky | 3 |
| #105 | fishelada | 10 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #238 | flan del mar | 3 |
| #29 | flat cider | 4 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #303 | freightcake | 1 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #28 | government booze shipment | 3 |
| #33 | government candy shipment | 3 |
| #31 | government food shipment | 3 |
| #31 | green pill | 2 |
| #515 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #181 | jerky coins | 120 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #18 | kelp-holly drape | 2 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #23 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #19 | mana-coated yams | 8 |
| #24 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #18 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #91 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #199 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #100 | ojo de pez burrito | 10 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #29 | powdered powdered sugar | 9 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #78 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 4 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #815 | ridiculous sandwich | 3 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #91 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #81 | scotch on the rocks | 6 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #10 | snowpack | 2 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #113 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 10 |
| #102 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #17 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Penny | 2 |
| #403 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #31 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 4 |
| #85 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #102 | warehouse key | 9 |
| #100 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |