| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #8 | Amanitee | 2 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #218 | Baja sopapilla | 4 |
| #8 | Bicycle | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #106 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #5 | Cantelope | 4 |
| #5 | Caramel | 3 |
| 🥈 | Carpricorn | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #12 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 40 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #1112 | Crimbuck | 499 |
| #4 | Cycloney | 3 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥉 | Glamare | 3 |
| #525 | Go-Wassail | 30 |
| #4 | Gorillape | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 24 |
| #7 | Law of Averages | 2 |
| #6 | Lepardner | 3 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #8 | Morphan | 2 |
| 🥉 | Mustardigrade | 3 |
| #9 | Oppossum | 2 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #7 | Peaclock | 3 |
| #6 | Pillowbug | 2 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #6 | Ruffalo | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #11 | Satan hat | 2 |
| #6 | Sequestrian | 3 |
| #8 | Shudder | 2 |
| 🥉 | Sledgehamster | 4 |
| #5 | Smashmoth | 3 |
| #5 | Snoutlet | 3 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 4 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 8 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #583 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 8 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #490 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #6 | Turtive | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Ungulant | 2 |
| 🥉 | Vamprey | 3 |
| #7 | Vaporpoise | 2 |
| 🥈 | Vulgure | 11 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #5 | Wendtigo | 2 |
| #115 | Workytime Tea | 20 |
| #15 | Yuleviathan necklace | 4 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #84 | antique nutcracker figurine | 4 |
| #32 | bag of bones | 20 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #12 | barrel-aged eggnog | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #52 | beautiful rainbow | 10 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #40 | bottle of Crimbognac | 12 |
| #74 | bowl of mernudo | 11 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #78 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #108 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 10 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #86 | decanter of fine Scotch | 3 |
| #58 | dog ointment | 4 |
| #104 | donated booze | 204 |
| #152 | donated candy | 89 |
| #59 | donated food | 467 |
| #20 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #93 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #94 | ert grey goo ring | 9 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #62 | fancy beef jerky | 3 |
| #103 | fishelada | 10 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #235 | flan del mar | 3 |
| #28 | flat cider | 4 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #27 | government booze shipment | 3 |
| #33 | government candy shipment | 3 |
| #30 | government food shipment | 3 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #515 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #179 | jerky coins | 120 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #18 | kelp-holly drape | 2 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #20 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #16 | mana-coated yams | 8 |
| #23 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #15 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #96 | ojo de pez burrito | 10 |
| #34 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #28 | powdered powdered sugar | 9 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #80 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 4 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #816 | ridiculous sandwich | 3 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #80 | scotch on the rocks | 6 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #10 | snowpack | 2 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #106 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 10 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Penny | 2 |
| #398 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #30 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 4 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #97 | warehouse key | 9 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |