| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #226 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #132 | Dust bunny | 10 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard MPC | 4,660 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #38 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 46 |
| #31 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 54 |
| #46 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 54 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #484 | Iron Beta of Industry | 15 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #238 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 93 |
| #880 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 30 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of the Soupbone | 3 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #64 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #186 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 65 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #23 | asteroid belt | 3 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | bunny liver | 31 |
| #112 | cheer extractor | 2 |
| #387 | crystalline cheer | 44 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #121 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #1260 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #338 | fuzzy busby | 8 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #300 | fuzzy earmuffs | 7 |
| #321 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #15 | genie's bracers | 24 |
| #10 | genie's pants | 33 |
| #14 | genie's scimitar | 22 |
| #16 | genie's turbane | 21 |
| #236 | ghost of a necklace | 18 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1079 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #864 | giant pinky ring | 15 |
| #234 | gold wedding ring | 34 |
| #1049 | handful of confetti | 39 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #520 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #20 | meteorb | 3 |
| #8 | meteorite guard | 15 |
| #27 | meteortarboard | 5 |
| #17 | meteorthopedic shoes | 40 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #11 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 2 |
| #8 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 3 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #839 | old sweatpants | 64 |
| #54 | psychic's amulet | 47 |
| #51 | psychic's circlet | 47 |
| #56 | psychic's crystal ball | 43 |
| #60 | psychic's pslacks | 38 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #13 | sewing kit | 4 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #204 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #13 | sonar fishfinder | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1203 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #18 | stuffed dinosaur | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #614 | useless powder | 152 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #18 | wax face | 1 |
| #16 | wax hand | 1 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |