| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #166 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,060 |
| #59 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 29 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #463 | FDKOL commendation | 341 |
| #554 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 8 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #249 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 220 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #113 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #22 | beach glass necklace | 83 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #487 | black forest cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #53 | deluxe layer cake | 4 |
| #285 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
| #184 | enormous hoop earring | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #26 | peace-sign necklace | 94 |
| #27 | phat turquoise bracelet | 77 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #224 | piece of wedding cake | 33 |
| #327 | plot hole | 457 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #114 | red velvet cake | 5 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #118 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #155 | shiny tribal beads | 12 |
| #202 | spaghetti cult rosary | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #104 | sponge cake | 8 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #54 | standard-issue cupcake | 1 |
| #49 | stepmom's booze | 14 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1748 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2130 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #646 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1660 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #316 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1961 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #2024 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #5 | tiny bust of Pallas | 70 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #72 | vampire glitter | 7 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |
| #969 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |