| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #166 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,060 |
| #60 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 29 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1482 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #463 | FDKOL commendation | 341 |
| #554 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 8 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 220 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1056 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1569 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #22 | beach glass necklace | 83 |
| #188 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #489 | black forest cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #321 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #53 | deluxe layer cake | 4 |
| #286 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
| #185 | enormous hoop earring | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #950 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #26 | peace-sign necklace | 94 |
| #27 | phat turquoise bracelet | 77 |
| #288 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #224 | piece of wedding cake | 33 |
| #327 | plot hole | 457 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #115 | red velvet cake | 5 |
| #855 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2415 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #119 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #156 | shiny tribal beads | 12 |
| #205 | spaghetti cult rosary | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2381 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #105 | sponge cake | 8 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #53 | standard-issue cupcake | 1 |
| #51 | stepmom's booze | 14 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1004 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2474 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1755 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4309 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4953 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2135 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #648 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2007 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #2156 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1661 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #317 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1965 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #2028 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #5 | tiny bust of Pallas | 70 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3078 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3122 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #71 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #73 | vampire glitter | 7 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |
| #971 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |