| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #166 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,060 |
| #60 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 29 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #741 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1370 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1484 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #462 | FDKOL commendation | 341 |
| #554 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 8 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 220 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #973 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1571 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #22 | beach glass necklace | 83 |
| #188 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #489 | black forest cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #322 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #53 | deluxe layer cake | 4 |
| #286 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 3 |
| #186 | enormous hoop earring | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #982 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #51 | lava cake | 1 |
| #1007 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #26 | peace-sign necklace | 94 |
| #27 | phat turquoise bracelet | 77 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #224 | piece of wedding cake | 33 |
| #327 | plot hole | 457 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #115 | red velvet cake | 5 |
| #856 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2768 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2415 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #120 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #156 | shiny tribal beads | 12 |
| #206 | spaghetti cult rosary | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #104 | sponge cake | 8 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #54 | standard-issue cupcake | 1 |
| #50 | stepmom's booze | 14 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1006 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2473 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #4204 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4531 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1751 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #6269 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6178 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1318 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4950 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7873 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2135 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #647 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #5754 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2005 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #2157 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #6373 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1660 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4145 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4952 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #317 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #6926 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1962 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #2025 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #5 | tiny bust of Pallas | 70 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4916 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #875 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4843 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6145 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6234 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3315 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2818 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3369 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1918 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2702 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #71 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #73 | vampire glitter | 7 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |
| #970 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #77 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |