| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #35 | Carol of the Bulls | 5 |
| #35 | Carol of the Hells | 5 |
| #37 | Carol of the Thrills | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #65 | Crimbeau de toilette | 5 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbo candle | 5 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 3 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #74 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 5 |
| #215 | Crimbuck | 3,638 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #17 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 5 |
| #109 | NPZR chemistry set | 59 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #542 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #255 | baggie of powdered sugar | 94 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #564 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #72 | bottle of Crimbognac | 5 |
| 🥈 | bottle of tequila | 423,296 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #1531 | box of sunshine | 113 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #20 | choco-Crimbot | 289 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #7 | deadfall branch | 123 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #117 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 11 |
| #139 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 9 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 11 |
| #140 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 9 |
| #72 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 18 |
| #131 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 10 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 11 |
| #82 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 16 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 15 |
| #102 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 13 |
| #104 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 12 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 14 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #37 | fistful of ashes | 112 |
| #96 | fitness wristband | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #58 | forbidden sausage | 6 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #48 | leftover Crimbo rations | 4 |
| #18 | lustrous oyster egg | 29 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥇 | mafia pinky ring | 211 |
| #10 | mafia thumb ring | 19 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #799 | pack of pogs | 6 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #82 | portable photocopier | 75 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #114 | ridiculous cocktail | 12 |
| #388 | s'more | 5 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #352 | strange shiny disc | 11 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #443 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 15 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #538 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 13 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #1019 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #515 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #51 | yule pup | 3 |