The Mountebank

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#1425-hour acrimony1
#275Alewife™ Ale1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#316BGE tiny plastic toy4
#119Barulio's bottle2
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#568Blood Light1
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#193Cheer-Up soda1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#175Crimbojito1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2380Crimbuck11
#93Cursed Punch1
#348D roll1
#313Divine1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#1167FDKOL commendation1
#119Flamin' Whatshisname1
#63Flaming Caipiranha1
#76Flaming Mohobo1
#82Fog Murderer1
#49French bronilla brogurt1
#286Friendliness Beverage1
#226Fudge Fiber Armor Plating3
#88Gin Mint1
#1048Go-Wassail1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#1146Heimandatz's heart1
#45Herring Wallbanger1
#1868Imp Ale1
#59Irish Coffee, English Heart1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#240La Fantasma y La Oscuridad1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#262Mae West with a fly in it1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#88Mint Yulep1
#348Mon Tiki1
#27Moonthril Schnapps1
#287Neuromancer1
#376New Zealand iced tea1
#78Oh, the Humanitini1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#1495Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster3
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#940Ram's Face Lager1
#114Russian Ice1
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#39Saison du Lune1
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#92Shot of the Living Dead1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#827Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#1567Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#270Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette1
#1577Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1415Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1808Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1154Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#105White Hyborian1
#88Wrecked Generator1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#194Ye Olde Meade1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#503accidental cider1
#284alien drugs1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#486around the world1
#234artisanal limoncello1
#265backwoods screwdriver1
#221banana daiquiri1
#864bananagate2
#787beertini1
#859belemnite fossil2
#88berry-infused sake1
#801bilge wine1
#74bishop cookie1
#589black & tan1
#158blended frozen swill1
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#242boilermaker1
#301bone aperitif1
#261booze-soaked cherry1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#391bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#385bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#398bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#63bottle of Old Pugilist1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#623bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#714bottle of bubbles1
#406bottle of cooking sherry2
#1330bottle of gin1
#4255bottle of goofballs2
#679bottle of popskull1
#265bottle of realpagne1
#1585bottle of rum1
#343bottle of sake1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#156bottle of wine1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
#161bucket of wine1
#26buffed alien drugs1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#339burnt flower3
#715cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#555can of Swiller1
#666candied nuts1
#4785candy cane1
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#1853candy knuckles1
#3830candy stake1
#1749canteen of wine1
#185cheer-o-gram1
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#298chocomotive1
#80citrus-infused sake1
#3275club necklace1
🥉control crystal1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#217corpsebite1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#486cranberry schnapps1
#569cream stout1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#125crystal skeleton vodka1
#687crystalline cheer1
#458cup of primitive beer1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#138day-old beer1
🥇decaying wooden pole31
#93dew yoana lei1
#74dew yoana salacious lei1
#3286diamond necklace1
#344discocktail1
#985distilled fortified wine1
#241droll monocle1
#266dry martini1
#213dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#2833eggnog1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#304elven squeeze1
#1910elven suicide capsule1
#1417enchanted leopard-print barbell3
#254especially salty dog1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#295executive mime flask1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1882fancy chocolate car1
#880fine wine1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#132flask of Amontillado1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#860flute of flat champagne1
#732forbidden sausage2
#111fountain 'soda'1
#298freightcake1
#3426fruitcake1
#132fruity girl swill1
#1415fudgecule1
#200future drug: Coolscaline1
#192future drug: Muscularactum1
#195future drug: Smartinex1
#604fuzzbump1
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#321gin-soaked blotter paper1
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#608gingerbread house1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#268gloomy mushroom wine2
#89government1
#219government cheese6
#183government-issued night-vision goggles1
#1910green beer1
#664green gummi ingot21
#53grilled cheese sandwich1
#548grog1
#3384heart necklace1
#1881herringcello1
#39honey mead1
#185honey-drenched ham slice1
#433horizontal tango1
#246huge bowl of candy1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#581jar of squeeze1
#1862jawbruiser1
#201kamicorpse-ee1
#145king cookie1
#249kiwi beak1
#80knight cookie1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#1829licorice garrote1
#180liquid shifting time weirdness2
#230lumbering jack1
#79lychee chuhai1
#310mandarina colada1
#236mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#480margarita1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#666martini1
#73melon-infused sake1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#205mime army wine1
#119mimosette1
#502monkey wrench1
#180mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine1
#490mulled cider1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#107natto-infused sake1
#289nega-mushroom1
#528ocean motion1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#257old-fashioned1
#2436oozenog1
#145overpriced "imported" beer1
#187pair of government shades1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#106parisian cathouse1
#746pearidot3
#179pebblebräu1
#472perpendicular hula1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#2716pet rock1
#2032phish stick1
#594pink pony1
#136plain old beer1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#319plastic cup of beer1
#213plum wine1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#196poisonous caviar1
#2221possessed top1
#851powdered candy sushi set1
#337prussian cathouse1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#266pumpkin beer1
#216purple corpsel1
#204queen cookie3
#120rabbit punch1
#110rack of dinosaur ribs2
#685red gummi ingot19
#167red red wine1
#140red rum1
#209red-headed corpse1
#109red-hot boilermaker1
#515redrum1
#924ridiculous cocktail1
#554right half of a heart necklace1
#139rocket fuel1
#453rockin' wagon1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#494roll in the hay1
#76rook cookie1
#3659rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#231ruby on canes3
#647rum and cola1
#71salacious lychee chuhai1
#76salacious screwdiver1
#189salinated mint julep1
#854salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#1524sandwich of the gods3
#336sangria1
#127scotch on the rocks2
#589screwdriver1
#172sham champagne1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#258shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#174shot of peach schnapps1
#167shot of pear schnapps1
#357shot of rotgut1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#232silent pea shooter1
#99single swig of vodka1
#546slap and tickle1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#511slimy fermented bile bladder1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#232slug of rum1
#225slug of shochu1
#201slug of vodka1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#34space bar1
#223space beast fur1
#23space heater1
#39space invader1
#232space junk1
#26space needle1
#138space port1
#3320spade necklace1
#373spiced rum1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#988squirming egg sac1
#219stale Cheer-E-Os1
#219stale cheer wine1
#124stepmom's booze1
#249stinky mushroom wine1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#1333stray chihuahua1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#3137stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#4868stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#5354stuffed astral badger6
#4332stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#4309stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#5338stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#4591stuffed hand turkey8
#2680stuffed key1
#1966stuffed martini1
#4274stuffed mind flayer9
#3112stuffed monocle1
#4963stuffed scary death orb7
#3953stuffed shoulder parrot2
#6373stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#6198stuffed snowy owl4
#6999stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#3136stuffed teddy butler1
#3107stuffed tin of caviar1
#2704stuffed treasure chest1
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#225tangarita1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#1963teddy borg1
#96teqiwila1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#348tequila with training wheels1
#536thistle wine1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#759tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear5
#1092tiny plastic Axe Wound7
#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
#60tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type28
#99tiny plastic Beebee King20
#2093tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1227tiny plastic Black Knight6
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#1150tiny plastic Boss Bat4
#70tiny plastic Bugbear Captain12
#226tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ2
#835tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter4
#2847tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#268tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel9
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2452tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#464tiny plastic Father McGruber9
#781tiny plastic Felonia6
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#916tiny plastic G Imp8
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#474tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#1254tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser6
#1465tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester5
#108tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist34
#945tiny plastic Hellion8
#835tiny plastic Iiti Kitty9
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#496tiny plastic Knob Goblin King9
#816tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter9
#1245tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl6
#1486tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#730tiny plastic Knott Yeti10
#97tiny plastic Lord Flameface10
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#73tiny plastic Norville Rogers42
#1225tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy6
#1449tiny plastic Protagonist5
#54tiny plastic Queen Bee28
#60tiny plastic Rene C. Corman13
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#147tiny plastic Scott the Miner26
#1215tiny plastic Spam Witch6
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#967tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski5
#641tiny plastic The Man7
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#667tiny plastic Trouser Snake11
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#844tiny plastic XXX pr0n9
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#554tiny plastic angry bugbear13
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#104tiny plastic angry space marine33
#660tiny plastic anime smiley11
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3975tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#1442tiny plastic astronomer5
#3363tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#3316tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#80tiny plastic batbugbear40
#916tiny plastic beanbat8
#73tiny plastic bee swarm42
#101tiny plastic beebee gunners35
#54tiny plastic beebee queue54
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#95tiny plastic black ops bugbear37
#64tiny plastic blazing bat48
#3950tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#725tiny plastic blooper10
#1076tiny plastic brainsweeper7
#939tiny plastic briefcase bat8
#86tiny plastic bugaboo41
#87tiny plastic buzzerker39
#81tiny plastic cavebugbear43
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2856tiny plastic cocoabo6
#3959tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1502tiny plastic conservationist hippy3
#942tiny plastic cubist bull8
#1477tiny plastic demoninja5
#2689tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1452tiny plastic drunk goat5
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#913tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus8
#1249tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker6
#92tiny plastic fire servant21
#718tiny plastic fluffy bunny10
#576tiny plastic fruit golem12
#3989tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#3328tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#1834tiny plastic ghuol whelp10
#1041tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers7
#951tiny plastic goth giant8
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#942tiny plastic handsome mariachi8
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#126tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear30
#1965tiny plastic killer bee9
#922tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box8
#2502tiny plastic leprechaun7
#2517tiny plastic levitating potato7
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#129tiny plastic moneybee30
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#94tiny plastic mumblebee38
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1273tiny plastic ninja snowman6
#4345tiny plastic pastamancer1
#72tiny plastic peacannon26
#2859tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#2643tiny plastic sauceror2
#1464tiny plastic scary clown5
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#2171tiny plastic senile lihc3
#950tiny plastic smarmy pirate8
#84tiny plastic spiderbugbear22
#713tiny plastic spiny skelelton10
#3366tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#664tiny plastic spooky vampire11
#6130tiny plastic stab bat2
#3349tiny plastic star starfish5
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1741tiny plastic taco cat4
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#73tiny plastic the Free Man24
#1035tiny plastic topiary golem7
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#930tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni8
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1074tiny plastic warwelf7
#1221tiny plastic whitesnake6
#1766tiny plastic zmobie4
#641tomato daiquiri1
#2527toothsome rock1
#757tourmalime3
#139trilobite candy mold1
#124tropical swill1
#482unearthed potsherd1
#1543unusual disco ball1
#106used beer1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#465vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#190warbear feasting mead1
#109wasabi-infused sake1
#219water purification pills1
#158wet venom duct1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#791white Canadian1
#222white Xanadian1
#1104white lightning1
#415wine spritzer1
#336yellow brick road1
#705yellow gummi ingot18
#148zmobie1

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