| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #785 | Crimbuck | 1,027 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #1031 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #552 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #114 | bone chips | 183 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #542 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #212 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #398 | fossilized spine | 3 |
| #448 | fossilized torso | 8 |
| #524 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1070 | fudgecule | 56 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #544 | licorice root | 3 |
| #565 | lollipop stick | 38 |
| #143 | longhaired hippy wig | 4 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #419 | sucker scaffold | 18 |
| #575 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #285 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 9 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #331 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 13 |
| #1186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #305 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 16 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #559 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #442 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 10 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #804 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #663 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #480 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #532 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #337 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 13 |
| #488 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 9 |
| #2014 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #498 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 9 |
| #677 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #466 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #663 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 11 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #931 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #438 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #797 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #545 | tiny plastic moneybee | 8 |
| #836 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #613 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #779 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #497 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #306 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #411 | volcanic ash | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |