| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #151 | big stick | 2 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #458 | chopsticks | 6 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #243 | evil googly eye | 18 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #525 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| #481 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #400 | fossilized spine | 3 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #602 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #199 | hot pink lipstick | 4 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #510 | kneecapping stick | 24 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #935 | lollipop stick | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #298 | patchouli incense stick | 76 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #184 | pointed stick | 6 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #580 | possessed top | 10 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #318 | ram stick | 7 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #2341 | rogue swarmer | 14 |
| #2232 | sawblade fragment | 16 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #301 | spooky felt | 34 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #124 | spooky lipstick | 20 |
| #146 | spooky stick | 90 |
| #321 | spooky stuffing | 19 |
| #185 | spooky toy wheel | 26 |
| #463 | spooky wooden block | 15 |
| #209 | stick | 12 |
| #201 | stick of "gum" | 10 |
| #419 | stick of dynamite | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1058 | theoretical string | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #593 | top | 8 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #506 | toy wheel | 19 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #442 | unearthed potsherd | 2 |
| #1870 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #2236 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |