| #186 | "caramel" orange | 5 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #401 | CRIMBCO scrip | 745 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1126 | Daffy Taffy | 19 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #124 | Duskwalker fangs | 2 |
| #128 | Duskwalker syringe | 3 |
| #90 | Elvish delight | 4 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Gnollish toolbox | 4 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #675 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 13 |
| #1711 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #96 | Necbro wafers | 5 |
| #154 | O'RLY manual | 5 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1620 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tours Tripple | 3 |
| #89 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 11 |
| #151 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 3 |
| #568 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 13 |
| #564 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 13 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #591 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 11 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #561 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 15 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #185 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 2 |
| #1542 | Yummy Tummy bean | 81 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #398 | baggie of powdered sugar | 49 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #60 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #564 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #194 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #476 | bottle of bubbles | 14 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #203 | brass gear | 2 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #134 | bread pie | 2 |
| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #349 | bubblin' crude | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #543 | buckyball | 9 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #540 | candy brain | 4 |
| #54 | candy harmonica | 7 |
| #313 | cheap cigar butt | 4 |
| #157 | chocolate saucepan | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #129 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #171 | cloning kit | 2 |
| #318 | communal gobstopper | 3 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #860 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #331 | dented harmonica | 3 |
| #128 | disembodied smile | 4 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #287 | donated booze | 24 |
| #263 | donated candy | 26 |
| #212 | donated food | 44 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #54 | eggwater | 6 |
| #168 | electrical thingamabob | 78 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #156 | fleshy putty | 4 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #135 | giant gym membership card | 3 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #133 | giant penguin keychain | 5 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #143 | gooified animal matter | 14 |
| #198 | gooified mineral matter | 8 |
| #98 | gooified vegetable matter | 24 |
| #799 | green candy heart | 5 |
| #88 | gummi snake | 7 |
| #365 | gyroscope | 8 |
| #63 | hemp candy necklace | 7 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #24 | hoarded candy wad | 5 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #169 | imp air | 2 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #846 | jerky coins | 8 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #702 | lollipop stick | 13 |
| #952 | loose teeth | 14 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #402 | magilaser blastercannon | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1579 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #140 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #29 | office-supply crossbow | 10 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #200 | orcish hand lotion | 2 |
| #171 | orcish nailing lube | 4 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #115 | pec oil | 7 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #992 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #374 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #1172 | plot hole | 3 |
| #170 | pog #01 (spider) | 6 |
| #179 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 6 |
| #294 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #256 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
| #194 | pog #09 (pirate) | 6 |
| #195 | pog #10 (hobo) | 6 |
| #178 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #153 | poisonsettia | 6 |
| #149 | possessed tomato | 3 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #56 | powdered powdered sugar | 7 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #1086 | probability potion | 2 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #79 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #186 | rusty bonesaw | 3 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #149 | rusty hedge trimmers | 4 |
| #151 | screwing pooch | 2 |
| #1141 | scroll of drastic healing | 4 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #113 | stolen necklace | 2 |
| #140 | stolen office supplies | 34 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #1339 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #185 | that gum you like | 4 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #1277 | tiny house | 17 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #587 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #538 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 8 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #744 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #555 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #534 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 8 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #673 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1379 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #133 | troll britches | 1 |
| #162 | universal biscuit | 4 |
| #1094 | useless powder | 32 |
| #110 | vial of The Glistening | 4 |
| #466 | warbear whosit | 78 |
| #179 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #636 | wind-up meatcar | 8 |
| #795 | wussiness potion | 4 |
| #211 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |