| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2634 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #613 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 44 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #303 | Wolfman Nardz | 4 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #464 | bone chips | 27 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1405 | dill | 4 |
| #598 | doll house | 8 |
| #584 | dollhive | 12 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #949 | elven cellocello | 21 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #710 | fossilized limb | 3 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #508 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #527 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #87 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 4 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #845 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #369 | old sweatpants | 197 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #814 | petrified wood | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #106 | plastic cup of beer | 29 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #661 | possessed top | 9 |
| #80 | potted cactus | 1,000 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #202 | raisin | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #99 | s'more | 594 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #251 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 6 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #855 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #472 | spooky sap | 17 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #1327 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1320 | vinegar | 7 |
| #276 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 9 |
| #218 | warbear battery | 13 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #132 | warbear feasting mead | 4 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |
| #267 | warbear helm fragment | 9 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #248 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #236 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 5 |
| #322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #26 | warbear wardance potion | 65 |
| #361 | warbear whosit | 268 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |