| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #235 | BGE shotglass | 26 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #287 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 9 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #199 | Blood Light | 22 |
| #267 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 7 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #260 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #383 | Crimbo candied pecan | 30 |
| #414 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #439 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #499 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #349 | D roll | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #143 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
| #390 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #156 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 34 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's blanket | 13 |
| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #448 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #176 | Silver Bullet beer | 14 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #162 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #70 | Wolfman Nardz | 25 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #181 | artisanal limoncello | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #59 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #337 | battered Crimbo Crate | 35 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #16 | bottle of Ooze-O | 108 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #59 | bread line | 7 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #279 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 30 |
| #786 | candy cane | 46 |
| #124 | candy kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #127 | candy knuckles | 14 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #260 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| #481 | chocolate filthy lucre | 5 |
| #231 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #220 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #98 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 22 |
| #147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #243 | corned-beef Reuben | 4 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #337 | corpsetini | 15 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #111 | decent brain | 94 |
| #670 | disassembled clover | 51 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #131 | electric snakebite | 2 |
| #103 | elven cellocello | 77 |
| #194 | elven hardtack | 18 |
| #300 | elven suicide capsule | 38 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #216 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #99 | fiery wing | 100 |
| #163 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #17 | floaty pebbles | 19 |
| #480 | floaty sand | 25 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #32 | fudge bunny | 22 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1380 | fudgecule | 2 |
| #30 | fudgecycle | 7 |
| #96 | funhouse mirror | 10 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #209 | ghost protocol | 3 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #283 | ghostly body paint | 16 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #172 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #131 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #196 | good brain | 127 |
| #148 | green drunki-bear | 3 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #441 | herbal stuffing | 18 |
| #1081 | herringcello | 18 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #21 | jar of squeeze | 26 |
| #380 | jerky coins | 53 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #40 | lewd playing card | 44 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #121 | mana curds | 3 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #88 | mulled cider | 22 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #62 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #457 | petrified wood | 17 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #241 | press-on ribs | 35 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #670 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #139 | red drunki-bear | 3 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #447 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #422 | s'more | 3 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #21 | sewer wad | 225 |
| #84 | silver shotgun shell | 6 |
| #359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
| #176 | slimy alveolus | 2 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #816 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #777 | spooky bark | 6 |
| #712 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #123 | sweet roll Alabama | 5 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #142 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |