| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #235 | BGE shotglass | 26 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #285 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 9 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #198 | Blood Light | 22 |
| #266 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 7 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #258 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #381 | Crimbo candied pecan | 30 |
| #414 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #439 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #496 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #141 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
| #388 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #155 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 34 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's blanket | 13 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #450 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #175 | Silver Bullet beer | 14 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #70 | Wolfman Nardz | 25 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #181 | artisanal limoncello | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #60 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #336 | battered Crimbo Crate | 35 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #16 | bottle of Ooze-O | 108 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #60 | bread line | 7 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #278 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 30 |
| #784 | candy cane | 46 |
| #123 | candy kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #127 | candy knuckles | 14 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #260 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| #480 | chocolate filthy lucre | 5 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #99 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 22 |
| #145 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #243 | corned-beef Reuben | 4 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #336 | corpsetini | 15 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #111 | decent brain | 94 |
| #667 | disassembled clover | 51 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #130 | electric snakebite | 2 |
| #102 | elven cellocello | 77 |
| #192 | elven hardtack | 18 |
| #299 | elven suicide capsule | 38 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #98 | fiery wing | 100 |
| #160 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #17 | floaty pebbles | 19 |
| #482 | floaty sand | 25 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #33 | fudge bunny | 22 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1377 | fudgecule | 2 |
| #29 | fudgecycle | 7 |
| #96 | funhouse mirror | 10 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #208 | ghost protocol | 3 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #282 | ghostly body paint | 16 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #195 | good brain | 127 |
| #149 | green drunki-bear | 3 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #441 | herbal stuffing | 18 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #21 | jar of squeeze | 26 |
| #378 | jerky coins | 53 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #38 | lewd playing card | 44 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #119 | mana curds | 3 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #88 | mulled cider | 22 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #457 | petrified wood | 17 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #241 | press-on ribs | 35 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #142 | red drunki-bear | 3 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #449 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #415 | s'more | 3 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #21 | sewer wad | 225 |
| #84 | silver shotgun shell | 6 |
| #359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
| #176 | slimy alveolus | 2 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #779 | spooky bark | 6 |
| #710 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #122 | sweet roll Alabama | 5 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #145 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |