nainodel

RankItemQuantity
#158Ancient Protector Soda1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#863BGE merchandise order form2
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#485BURT22
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#1397Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#448Bash-Ōs boxtop2
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#226Crimbo Credit44
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#192Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun2
#409Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise2
#460Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#473Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#367Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#2254Crown of the Goblin King7
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2269Drowsy Sword2
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#950Elder Turtle Shell3
#958FDKOL commendation2
#520FDKOL hotcakes1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#509Galapagosian Cuisses2
#520Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#726Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#999Instant Karma2
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#777Lederhosen of the Night1
#127Lord Soggyraven's Slippers1
#1649Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet12
#1199M-2421
#876Mad Train wine44
#396Marquis de Poivre soda3
#392Misty Cape1
#320Misty Cloak2
#322Misty Robe2
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#154Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip3
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#243Strix stix1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#645Thwaitgold bookworm statuette2
#1413Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#954Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#16Time Cape1
#143UV monocular1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#852Wand of Nagamar3
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#440Zinc Delta of Tranquility3
#1568adorable seal larva1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#1545baby killer bee2
#2045baconstone2
#131bad-ass club1
#5940badass belt3
#93bananarama bangle1
#233beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#1015bit of clingfilm3
#81black blade3
#439blue class ring5
#122blue shell1
#66boot knife1
#408bottle of fire1
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#230box turtle1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#58broken beer bottle1
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
#15bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)1
#20bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)1
#9bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)2
#150bubblin' crude123
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#364bunny liver16
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#104candy knife1
#78centurion helmet1
#529cheap toaster4
#130cigar box turtle3
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#113crotchety pants1
#364crumbling rat skull1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#481dire fudgesicle1
#656donkey flipbook1
#465drop of water-371
#1824duct tape4
#113dumb mud1
#687dusty bottle of Marsala9
#832dusty bottle of Merlot4
#930dusty bottle of Muscat2
#846dusty bottle of Port4
#840dusty bottle of Zinfandel3
#303dusty left eleventh rib1
#290dusty left first front claw1
#304dusty left humerus1
#293dusty left scapula1
#308dusty left twelfth rib1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#299dusty right sixth rib1
#300dusty right tenth rib1
#314dusty right twelfth rib1
#288dusty second cervical vertebra1
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#309dusty seventh cervical vertebra1
#283dusty seventh lumbar vertebra1
#182dusty sixth cervical vertebra2
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#242electrical thingamabob30
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#52eternal car battery3
🥈experimental carbon fiber pasta additive1
#1641facsimile dictionary2
#1009fake plastic grass1
#360fat loot token2
#686festive sausage2
#425figurine of a charred seal7
#780figurine of a cold seal3
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#160figurine of an ancient seal5
#125filet of The Fish1
#970filthy lucre29
#22fishbone bracers1
#24fishbone facemask1
#859flute of flat champagne1
#70freshwater fishbone20
#45frigid-ass club1
#99frozen turtle shell1
#843fudge lily1
#62fudge pocket square1
#1415fudgecule1
#572fuzzy busby2
#2296fuzzy dice3
#478fuzzy earmuffs2
#493fuzzy montera2
#588ghost of a necklace1
#1077giant discarded bottlecap3
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#1146giant discarded torn-up glove2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#165giraffe-necked turtle1
#156gladiator tunica1
#793gold wedding ring1
#861green clay bead3
#3140grue egg5
#351guard turtle shell1
#119gummi turtle10
#28gym shorts2
#1451hamethyst4
#2056handful of confetti16
🥇hazardous sauce dosimeter1
#806heart of the volcano7
#119hedgeturtle13
#1877helmet turtle1
#231high-energy mining laser3
#626holiday cheese log2
#184hyperinflated seal lung1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#824ice-cold fotie10
#84irradiated turtle11
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#365jewelry-making pliers1
#41jingle bell1
#154liquid ice1
#314loadstone1
#1203lucky rabbit's foot4
#248makeshift cape1
#105mocking turtle6
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#128neoprene skullcap1
#1431obsidian dagger10
#92odd silver coin4
#91oil shell1
#470oily golden mushroom1
#107old rosewater cream3
#1943old sweatpants3
#253ornate picture frame5
#129padded tortoise1
#160painted turtle1
#403paranormal ricotta1
#389peppermint tailings6
#213perl necklace3
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
#332phish stick3
#846pink clay bead4
#76pint of sweat4
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#1313porquoise4
#1023portable photocopier1
#1168potato sprout1
#133programmable turtle2
#73pteruges1
#778purple clay bead1
#614quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#243radiation-resistant helmet3
#140radiator heater shield1
#719red class ring7
#1809roll of toilet paper7
#136ruby on canes4
#1033sawblade shield1
#151scintillating powder1
#219servo-assisted exo-pants4
#478shimmering tendrils1
#2957shiny ring1
#60shocked shell4
#98snailmail bits4
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#173soap knife1
#270space jam1
#337spaghetti cult mask1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#252spangly mariachi pants1
#1554spectre scepter16
#63spiky turtle shield1
#59spiky turtle shoulderpads1
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2247stainless steel slacks1
#1861stainless steel solitaire1
#105stapler bear1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#269sucker bucket1
#91sucker hakama2
#219sucker kabuto1
#804sucker scaffold1
#278sucker tachi1
#438tenderizing hammer2
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#888tiny plastic Beebee King2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#814tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#825tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1117tiny plastic cavebugbear2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#265toe jam1
#168topiary nugglet5
#126tortoboggan1
#1357towel3
#269traffic jam1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#214turtlemail bits8
#1355untamable turtle1
#1809useless powder2
#210warbear foil hat1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#198warbear oil pan1
#84whatsit-covered turtle shell1
#663white class ring7
#543worthless gewgaw5
#862worthless knick-knack2
#784worthless trinket1
#845wrench bracelet2

Wow, that's 1,032 items total!

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