| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #484 | BURT | 22 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #225 | Crimbo Credit | 44 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #873 | Mad Train wine | 44 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #320 | Misty Robe | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #151 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #80 | black blade | 3 |
| #433 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #66 | boot knife | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #58 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #8 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 2 |
| #148 | bubblin' crude | 123 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #359 | bunny liver | 16 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #129 | cigar box turtle | 3 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #685 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 9 |
| #830 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 4 |
| #928 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #844 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #838 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #182 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #241 | electrical thingamabob | 30 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #358 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #776 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #161 | figurine of an ancient seal | 5 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #967 | filthy lucre | 29 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #69 | freshwater fishbone | 20 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #121 | gummi turtle | 10 |
| #27 | gym shorts | 2 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #799 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #118 | hedgeturtle | 13 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #231 | high-energy mining laser | 3 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #822 | ice-cold fotie | 10 |
| #83 | irradiated turtle | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #104 | mocking turtle | 6 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #91 | odd silver coin | 4 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #104 | old rosewater cream | 3 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #253 | ornate picture frame | 5 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #388 | peppermint tailings | 6 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #76 | pint of sweat | 4 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #130 | programmable turtle | 2 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #242 | radiation-resistant helmet | 3 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| #1808 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #58 | shocked shell | 4 |
| #98 | snailmail bits | 4 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1549 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #162 | topiary nugglet | 5 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #211 | turtlemail bits | 8 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |
| #539 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |