| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 2 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 2 |
| #24 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 148 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #624 | CRIMBCO scrip | 260 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1055 | Crimbuck | 567 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #93 | FDKOL commendation | 7,909 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #228 | Instant Karma | 43 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 15 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 20 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 13 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 14 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #192 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 61 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #124 | antique painting of a landscape | 7 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #390 | antique record album | 7 |
| #109 | antique souvenir drawing | 9 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #11 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #200 | bread man | 3 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #176 | bubble-wrap simulator | 4 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #251 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 2 |
| #213 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 3 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #209 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 3 |
| #241 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 2 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #225 | eggwater | 2 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #128 | foetid seal tear | 49 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #143 | fossilized demon skull | 4 |
| #375 | fossilized limb | 21 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #79 | fossilized spider skull | 7 |
| #232 | fossilized spike | 19 |
| #402 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #24 | frigid fudgepuck | 141 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #229 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #393 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #392 | molten brick | 5 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #521 | pack of pogs | 32 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #570 | quantum taco | 10 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #186 | spectre scepter | 151 |
| #28 | spirit blanket | 13 |
| #68 | spirit gum | 82 |
| #28 | spirit mattress | 15 |
| #20 | spirit pillow | 19 |
| #61 | spirit sheet | 7 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #125 | sucker scaffold | 90 |
| #376 | superheated fudge | 9 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #53 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 9 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |