| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #120 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥇 | Sweet Sword | 666 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | genie bottle | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |