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| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #187 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 6 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #167 | Green Clover of Justice | 11 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #492 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #355 | Iron Beta of Industry | 24 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #477 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 12 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| 🥉 | Staff of Queso Escusado | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 8 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #149 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #101 | baconstone | 64 |
| 🥇 | baneful bandolier | 26 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #118 | bit of clingfilm | 29 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #3538 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #1581 | duct tape | 7 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #99 | hamethyst | 66 |
| #1083 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #102 | porquoise | 56 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #7 | s'more | 31,337 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #197 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |