| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #1715 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #589 | CRIMBCO mug | 19 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #616 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 15 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #417 | FDKOL hotcakes | 4 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #53 | Gummi-DNA | 66 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #317 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 16 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #118 | antique record album | 25 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #809 | bananagate | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #244 | battered Crimbo Crate | 51 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #233 | bottle of fire | 29 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #1082 | brine | 6 |
| #140 | bubble-wrap simulator | 6 |
| #77 | bunny liver | 132 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #901 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #274 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1350 | dill | 5 |
| #301 | doll house | 18 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #21 | floaty gravel | 5 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #380 | floaty sand | 39 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #364 | fudge lily | 13 |
| #77 | fudge spork | 5 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #1516 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1106 | gingerbread bugbear | 18 |
| #291 | gingerbread horror | 17 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #63 | golden plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #637 | green gummi ingot | 24 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #218 | handful of honey | 30 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #492 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #446 | licorice root | 6 |
| #141 | live lobster | 5 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #315 | lollipop stick | 188 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #827 | nanite-infested candy cane | 14 |
| #348 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #541 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #527 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #767 | pack of pogs | 9 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #574 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1106 | penguin focaccia bread | 17 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #787 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| #561 | red gummi ingot | 32 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #241 | ribbon candy | 4 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1339 | roasted marshmallow | 4 |
| #129 | rockfish stomach | 3 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #170 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #547 | strawberyl | 9 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #666 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #256 | superheated fudge | 16 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #620 | tourmalime | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #2019 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #769 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |
| #632 | yellow gummi ingot | 25 |