| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1405 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #100 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 5 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #11 | Cloaca-Cola | 8,773 |
| #5 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 681 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuck | 8,013 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 70,623 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #217 | Go-Wassail | 90 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #792 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #628 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #582 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #722 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #791 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #820 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #758 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #836 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #871 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #208 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #262 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 5 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1065 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #1391 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #115 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #372 | bananagate | 18 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #566 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #667 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #111 | bottle of fire | 152 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #638 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #321 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #261 | cool mushroom | 10 |
| #71 | corned-beef Reuben | 58 |
| #78 | corrupted data | 300 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #453 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #173 | devilish folio | 3 |
| #966 | dill | 24 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #242 | drum of pomade | 5 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #473 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #780 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #423 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #504 | filthy lucre | 77 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #505 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #540 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #99 | frost-rimed seal hide | 6 |
| #303 | frozen mushroom | 8 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #570 | fudgecule | 1,159 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #976 | ghost cucumber | 33 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #258 | gloomy black mushroom | 13 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #586 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1509 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #193 | jerky coins | 113 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #196 | kumquartz | 35 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #173 | lime supersucker | 2 |
| #288 | love song of vague ambiguity | 2 |
| #251 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #229 | memory of a C | 4 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #185 | memory of a G | 6 |
| #172 | memory of a T | 7 |
| #111 | memory of an A | 11 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2221 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #312 | pearidot | 21 |
| #141 | peppermint tailings | 202 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #394 | pointy mushroom | 5 |
| #512 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #670 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #995 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #140 | reflection of a map | 4 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #337 | s'more | 12 |
| #184 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #392 | seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #26 | sealhide seal doll | 173 |
| #173 | sealhide snare | 2 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #1008 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #1167 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #179 | squirming egg sac | 89 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #170 | strawberry supersucker | 2 |
| #412 | strawberyl | 14 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #143 | tainted seal's blood | 2 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #416 | tourmalime | 14 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #458 | trilobite fossil | 9 |
| #967 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #998 | vinegar | 21 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #193 | warm mushroom | 10 |
| #14 | wild honey pie | 2 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #150 | wumpus hair | 14 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |