Museum :: CGSFSS

CGSFSS

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#625	Amulet of Yendor	28
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#357	Black No. 2	13
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1190	Cloaca grenade	6
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2890	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#467	Dyspepsi grenade	28
#565	Dyspepsi-Cola	107
#448	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	7
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#899	Imp Ale	85
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#51	Knob Goblin stink bomb	20
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#904	Knoll mushroom	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1249	Mad Train wine	11
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#222	Meleegra™ pills	47
#532	Mob Penguin cellular phone	35
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#645	Now and Earlier	2
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#1197	Rock Pops	35
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#860	Warm Subject gift certificate	7
#302	Wint-O-Fresh mint	47
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1817	Yummy Tummy bean	52
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#877	anticheese	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#888	antique greaves	1
#898	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#451	aspirin	2
#643	asshat	1
#730	astral mushroom	7
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#820	baby killer bee	10
#2450	baconstone	1
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#6539	badass belt	2
#764	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#527	bag of airline peanuts	56
#430	balaclava	1
#470	ball	13
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1058	bar skin	2
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2129	barrrnacle	1
#245	barskin hat	2
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#219	beach glass bead	23
#254	beer goggles	1
#725	beer lens	1
#788	beertini	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#775	big red clown nose	3
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#589	black & tan	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#300	black forest cake	10
#272	black forest ham	8
#193	black greaves	14
#215	black helmet	12
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#196	black pepper	12
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#266	black pudding	10
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#248	black shield	10
#509	black snake skin	7
#813	black snowcone	1
#747	black striped oyster egg	7
#218	black sword	13
#688	blackberry	4
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#998	blood flower	4
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#563	blue paisley oyster egg	7
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#431	blue snowcone	18
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#411	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#141	bow staff	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#149	bowlegged pants	1
#133	bowler	1
#709	box	8
#7456	box of sunshine	1
#314	boxed wine	84
#318	brass stinger	1
#1264	brick	18
#746	briefcase	1
#1380	brine	1
#574	broken cellular phone	2
#910	broken skull	5
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#864	bubbly potion	2
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#592	can of maces	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1674	candied yams	4
#858	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#273	cardboard ore	7
#873	casino pass	1
#131	catsup	2
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#729	clown hammer	34
#3274	club necklace	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1225	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#881	cog	7
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#359	cold nuggets	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#39	continuum transfunctioner	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#391	crazy little Turkish delight	24
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#813	dark potion	3
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#737	defective skull	23
#477	dehydrated caviar	5
#469	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#375	denim axe	1
#591	deodorant	1
#551	desiccated apricot	4
#154	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#1622	dill	1
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#344	dishrag	1
#565	disintegrating quill pen	5
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#1005	dry noodles	3
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#348	dusty bottle of Marsala	47
#524	dusty bottle of Merlot	21
#748	dusty bottle of Muscat	6
#613	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	12
#263	dusty bottle of Port	92
#374	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	36
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#337	eggbeater	1
#870	eggnog	18
#871	empty blowgun	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#488	enchanted toothpick	2
#664	explosion-flavored chewing gum	40
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#564	eye of newt	10
#952	f3d0r4	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#451	fake fake vomit	73
#495	fake hand	56
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#530	fancy bath salts	11
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#1829	fancy chocolate	2
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#243	fettucini Inconnu	2
#303	fez of etymology	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#488	fine wine	8
#858	fire	5
#858	fizzy potion	2
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#619	flange	1
#445	flat dough	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#227	forest tears	3
#680	frilly skirt	2
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1421	fruitcake	10
#158	funky brass fez	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#428	furry pants	1
#487	fuzzbump	2
#1241	fuzzy dice	5
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#56	gazing shoes	1
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1174	ghuol egg	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#132	gibson	1
#1108	gingerbread bugbear	18
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#696	glass of goat's milk	4
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#297	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#660	gnoll teeth	2
#394	goat	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#1013	googly eye	11
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#828	grapes	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#437	green snowcone	18
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1290	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	11
#560	ice-cold Willer	66
#762	ice-cold fotie	12
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#545	irate sombrero	2
#168	iron pasta spoon	50
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#330	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	21
#1140	jazz soap	13
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#983	joybuzzer	21
#184	ketchup	1
#1412	kite	3
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#427	large box	7
#484	lavender paisley oyster egg	7
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#1233	lemon	1
#566	length of string	20
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#897	lime	1
#270	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	27
#437	linoleum staff	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#1689	mafia aria	3
#266	magic lamp	2
#824	magical ice cube with a fly in it	30
#682	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#383	margarita	2
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#242	marionette	7
#536	martini	2
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#1188	mauve plastic oyster egg	3
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#802	mauve striped oyster egg	5
#63	meat cowboy hat	2
#199	menorette	1
#938	milky potion	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#152	monster bait	1
#690	mugcake	1
#828	murky potion	2
#860	mushroom fermenting solution	7
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#529	ocean motion	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#232	oil of slipperiness	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#440	opera mask	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#478	orange snowcone	16
#1171	original G	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#1491	pail	2
#65	painful penne pasta	6
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#988	papaya	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#87	penguin shorts	2
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#90	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#682	personalized birthday cake	2
#2035	pet rock	2
#772	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	25
#701	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	40
#368	philter of phorce	1
#225	pickle-flavored chewing gum	38
#397	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#308	pile of candy	28
#318	pile of jumping beans	10
#253	pine tar	2
#505	pink pony	2
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#1725	pixellated candy heart	2
#323	plain brown wrapper	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#1531	porquoise	3
#251	porquoise ring	1
#525	potato sprout	4
#812	potted cactus	1
#272	potted fern	2
#448	poultrygeist	1
#560	poutine	3
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#104	pregnant mushroom	4
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#2037	pretty flower	1
#1166	probability potion	1
#1187	procrastination potion	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#685	puce paisley oyster egg	4
#755	puce polka-dot oyster egg	5
#754	puce striped oyster egg	3
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#500	purple snowcone	15
#342	questionable taco	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#103	rainbow tie	1
#408	ram horns	4
#299	ram stick	8
#961	razor-sharp can lid	1
#141	really really sticky spider web	2
#136	really sticky spider web	1
#229	red balloon	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#1390	red plastic oyster egg	3
#578	red polka-dot oyster egg	6
#441	red snowcone	18
#411	redrum	2
#774	reodorant	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#275	rice bowl	7
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#368	ring of adornment	1
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#494	roll in the hay	1
#1811	roll of toilet paper	7
#143	rolling pin	1
#482	royal jelly	11
#3638	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#2797	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#2126	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#578	rubber emo roe	55
#1003	ruby W	1
#501	rum and cola	2
#849	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#142	rusty metal key	1
#324	rusty metal shaft	1
#752	salamander spleen	4
#855	salty dog	1
#336	sangria	1
#408	sausage pizza	1
#377	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#422	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#447	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
#404	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#410	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
#397	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#1113	scrumptious reagent	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#357	shot of grapefruit schnapps	8
#513	shot of orange schnapps	3
#482	shot of tomato schnapps	4
#704	skewer	2
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#92	slightly peevedbow	1
#244	slingshot	1
#427	slip 'n' slide	1
#590	small box	1
#176	small leather glove	6
#1014	smart skull	1
#149	smile-sharpening stone	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#909	sock monkey	2
#522	soda water	1
#111	soggy wofl t-shirt	3
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#70	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#374	spiced rum	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#1159	spider web	1
#560	spooky bicycle chain	4
#569	spooky cosmetics bag	4
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#1494	spooky mushroom	2
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#550	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#682	spork	1
#552	squashed frog	13
#288	star shirt	1
#375	stench nuggets	1
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#251	stinky mushroom wine	1
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#273	stone banjo	1
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#327	strawberry wine	3
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#3139	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#7010	stuffed Cheshire bitten	3
#7824	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	2
#2769	stuffed Meat	3
#7772	stuffed angry cow	2
#7013	stuffed astral badger	3
#7876	stuffed baby gravy fairy	2
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#6848	stuffed cocoabo	3
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1265	stuffed doppelshifter	7
#8922	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8969	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#7873	stuffed hand turkey	2
#2298	stuffed key	4
#7825	stuffed mind flayer	2
#2632	stuffed mink	4
#2674	stuffed monocle	4
#7884	stuffed scary death orb	2
#3416	stuffed shoulder parrot	3
#7840	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	2
#6198	stuffed snowy owl	4
#6996	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	3
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#7773	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	2
#2661	stuffed teddy butler	4
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#2306	stuffed treasure chest	4
#7822	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	2
#1600	stuffing	4
#349	styrofoam ore	4
#599	sunken chest	15
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#177	sweet rims	1
#928	swirly potion	1
#238	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	34
#390	tap shoes	2
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#349	tequila with training wheels	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#285	tiny balloon knife	2
#722	tiny bottle of absinthe	5
#1700	tiny house	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#3995	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#729	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	5
#197	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	6
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#2772	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#205	tiny plastic Scream Queen	6
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#234	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	6
#4843	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#2812	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#4863	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#4901	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#6188	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3969	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#3958	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#4498	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3989	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#4858	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#4810	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#3903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#195	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	7
#4812	tiny plastic grue	3
#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#2523	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	7
#3266	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#3972	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#2243	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#4848	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8101	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#3952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#2765	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#4011	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#3937	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#3307	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#4017	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#1654	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#3861	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3842	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#3158	toast	1
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#1136	tomato	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#902	top	5
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#1821	toy wheel	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#392	tulip	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#212	twinkly powder	35
#705	twinkly wad	30
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#1642	vinegar	1
#386	vodka martini	2
#141	volleyball	1
#492	vorpal blade	7
#631	warm mushroom	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#630	whiskey sour	1
#650	white Canadian	2
#903	white balloon	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#854	white sword	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#399	whoopie cushion	81
#642	wind-up chattering teeth	47
#260	wine spritzer	3
#365	wooden axe	1
#932	wooden block	2
#191	wooden figurine	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#347	worn tophat	3
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#558	x-ray specs	33
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#477	yellow snowcone	70
#2364	yo-yo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 3,570 items total!

what items are this player missing?