| #163 | "caramel" orange | 8 |
| #847 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #874 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #442 | CRIMBCO scrip | 640 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #339 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 3 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #943 | Daffy Taffy | 26 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #53 | Inner Truth | 5 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1013 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #197 | Knob Goblin steroids | 66 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #577 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #1442 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 23 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1618 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #556 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 14 |
| #628 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 9 |
| #643 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 9 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #727 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #1425 | Yummy Tummy bean | 96 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #587 | baggie of powdered sugar | 21 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #382 | bark rootbeer | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #206 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #194 | black Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #339 | bone flute | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #491 | bottle of bubbles | 12 |
| #372 | bread line | 2 |
| #255 | bread man | 2 |
| #134 | bread pie | 2 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #178 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #187 | candy harmonica | 3 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #129 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #161 | cloning kit | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #1173 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #198 | donated booze | 49 |
| #322 | donated candy | 18 |
| #208 | donated food | 45 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #94 | electrical thingamabob | 177 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1863 | elven suicide capsule | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #182 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #712 | floaty sand | 8 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread robot | 7 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #215 | gooified animal matter | 7 |
| #206 | gooified mineral matter | 7 |
| #131 | gooified vegetable matter | 16 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #799 | green candy heart | 5 |
| #442 | gyroscope | 6 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #750 | jerky coins | 12 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #183 | knob bugle | 6 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #564 | lollipop stick | 39 |
| #1094 | loose teeth | 8 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #47 | multi-level marzipan | 8 |
| #615 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #356 | negative lump | 2 |
| #677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #66 | office-supply crossbow | 3 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #692 | paperclip | 29 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #55 | perl necklace | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #39 | plain candy cane | 7 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #170 | pog #01 (spider) | 6 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
| #119 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 9 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #204 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 5 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #275 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #178 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #154 | poisonsettia | 6 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #721 | possessed top | 8 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #152 | projectile chemistry set | 4 |
| #356 | red ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #186 | rusty bonesaw | 3 |
| #679 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #57 | spiritual candy cane | 4 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #130 | stolen office supplies | 38 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #422 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 7 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #662 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 6 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #529 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 8 |
| #650 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 6 |
| #969 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #485 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 9 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #667 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #582 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #555 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #388 | tiny plastic moneybee | 11 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #673 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #183 | universal biscuit | 2 |
| #1485 | useless powder | 9 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #180 | whalebone corset | 3 |
| #179 | white Crimbo ball | 2 |
| #827 | white lightning | 4 |
| #522 | wind-up meatcar | 14 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |