| #57 | "caramel" orange | 42 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #151 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1216 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #100 | Crimbo Credit | 126 |
| #424 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1033 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1124 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #922 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #144 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #111 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbosmopolitan | 11 |
| #280 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 8 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 4 |
| #63 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 10 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 12 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 16 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #46 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 11 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 5 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 8 |
| #45 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 11 |
| #55 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 12 |
| #55 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 12 |
| #299 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 7 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 3 |
| #53 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 11 |
| #276 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 8 |
| #221 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 5 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 6 |
| #61 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 9 |
| #352 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 4 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 9 |
| #48 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 13 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #287 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 7 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #106 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 5 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2192 | Crimbuck | 21 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #154 | New Zealand iced tea | 80 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #327 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #43 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #28 | Trainbot radar monocle | 3 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #436 | ammonite fossil | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #258 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 30 |
| #427 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #93 | bread line | 6 |
| #502 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #97 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #985 | canteen of wine | 17 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #534 | corpse on the beach | 10 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #51 | cranberry schnapps | 7 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #353 | crystalline cheer | 104 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #277 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #737 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #64 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #275 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #319 | floaty sand | 52 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #1163 | fudgecule | 26 |
| #152 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #173 | gamma nog | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #246 | gooified animal matter | 6 |
| #271 | gooified mineral matter | 3 |
| #261 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #219 | grilled mooseflank | 4 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #65 | hamlet sandwich | 196 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1081 | herringcello | 18 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #497 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #434 | jerky coins | 45 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #81 | lab-grown meat | 25 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #460 | mummy costume | 12 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #180 | negative lump | 281 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #315 | peppermint tailings | 17 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #139 | pulsing flesh | 19 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #239 | red ale | 4 |
| #314 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #143 | rigid carapace | 22 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #1105 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #97 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #90 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #431 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 37 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #139 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #6224 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #541 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #84 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #152 | twitching claw | 22 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #144 | unidentified drink | 3 |
| #903 | unstable DNA | 46 |
| #203 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 26 |
| #435 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #217 | warbear beeping telegram | 6 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #119 | warbear helm fragment | 58 |
| #247 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #245 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 5 |
| #181 | warbear trouser fragment | 31 |
| #94 | warbear whosit | 2,401 |
| #180 | whiskey in a broken glass | 6 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |