| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #227 | CRIMBCO mug | 65 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1865 | Crimbuck | 63 |
| #51 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 75 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #231 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 7 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #298 | Nightstalker perfume | 5 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #122 | alien force field disruptor bean | 5 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #52 | bath ball gift set | 55 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #337 | bottle of fire | 9 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #360 | corrupted data | 35 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #371 | drop of water-37 | 6 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #131 | fiery wing | 66 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #311 | frigid fudgepuck | 10 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #428 | fudge lily | 10 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #929 | fudgecule | 131 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #258 | funhouse mirror | 2 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #629 | green gummi ingot | 25 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #253 | licorice root | 26 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #127 | lollipop stick | 625 |
| #505 | mime soul fragment | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #372 | molten brick | 7 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #521 | pack of pogs | 32 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #268 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #139 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 8 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #313 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #194 | pog #09 (pirate) | 6 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #308 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #493 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #440 | press-on ribs | 8 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #632 | red gummi ingot | 24 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #262 | smoking grass | 326 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #624 | spooky sap | 12 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #502 | squirming egg sac | 16 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #423 | superheated fudge | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #595 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #316 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
| #397 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 6 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #388 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 7 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #440 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 10 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 9 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #529 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 8 |
| #523 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 8 |
| #529 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #439 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 10 |
| #487 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 9 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #596 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #532 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #538 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #462 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 9 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #432 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #610 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #477 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #350 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 7 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #623 | yellow gummi ingot | 26 |