| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #79 | Dust bunny | 34 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Finnish Fish | 56 |
| #569 | Goodfella contract | 23 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| 🥉 | Illuminati earpiece | 666 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #150 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 285 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #26 | Skullhead's Screw | 70 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Space Tours Tripple | 3,401 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Swedish massage fish | 158 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #419 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #807 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1204 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #633 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #856 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Unspeakachu | 523 |
| #28 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #89 | actual tapas | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7 | attorney's badge | 1,436 |
| #72 | bag of park garbage | 696 |
| #42 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 11 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #2368 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | browser cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #60 | bunny liver | 178 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #39 | censored can label | 23 |
| #60 | cheer extractor | 17 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #19 | decomposed boot | 359 |
| #56 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #44 | displaced fish | 444 |
| #686 | easter egg balloon | 36 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #89 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #27 | fish head | 2 |
| #57 | fishy fish | 8 |
| #15 | freshwater fishbone | 126 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | green pill | 1 |
| #22 | green rocket | 777 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #22 | halibut | 23 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #182 | hunk of granite | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #42 | leftover canapés | 3 |
| 🥉 | lint | 21,506 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #667 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #614 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #289 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 6 |
| #652 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #609 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | midget clownfish | 32 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1603 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| 🥇 | red shirt | 15,285 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #182 | shovelful of dirt | 2 |
| #4 | sinister-looking cat | 2,454 |
| #65 | software glitch | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |