| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #573 | BURT | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #349 | Crimbo Credit | 12 |
| #296 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 7 |
| #161 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 9 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 6 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 6 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #333 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 5 |
| #2103 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #264 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
| #223 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 5 |
| #232 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #131 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 6 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 30 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #116 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 21 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 29 |
| #608 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #409 | antique greaves | 12 |
| #518 | antique helmet | 7 |
| #525 | antique shield | 7 |
| #466 | antique spear | 10 |
| #657 | baby killer bee | 14 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #151 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #6 | polyester peeler | 2 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |