| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1130 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #409 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 15 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | En Una Fila Tequila | 3 |
| #860 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #158 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #301 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #163 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #358 | Jack-in-the-box | 17 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #791 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #234 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 17 |
| #185 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 32 |
| #206 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 13 |
| #213 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 49 |
| #258 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 55 |
| #152 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 9 |
| #264 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 25 |
| #284 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 52 |
| #214 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 41 |
| #418 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 19 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #365 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #232 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #64 | Rainbow's Gravity | 3 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #117 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #682 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #451 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1574 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #980 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1159 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1029 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1941 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1057 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #329 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #624 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #660 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2339 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 99 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #934 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #418 | antique record album | 6 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #232 | baby killer bee | 42 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #968 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #605 | barrrnacle | 24 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1050 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #911 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #767 | dusty Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1448 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #850 | grue egg | 31 |
| #234 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #413 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1420 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3327 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #516 | squirming egg sac | 15 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #723 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2057 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2470 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4807 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6072 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4835 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6196 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2306 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1541 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |