| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #364 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 15 |
| #235 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | En Una Fila Tequila | 3 |
| #861 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #258 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #354 | Jack-in-the-box | 17 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #789 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #234 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 17 |
| #184 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 32 |
| #205 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 13 |
| #213 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 49 |
| #258 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 55 |
| #151 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 9 |
| #265 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 25 |
| #284 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 52 |
| #214 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 41 |
| #420 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 19 |
| #567 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #64 | Rainbow's Gravity | 3 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1165 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1033 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1072 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2347 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 99 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #418 | antique record album | 6 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #231 | baby killer bee | 42 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #967 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #322 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #607 | barrrnacle | 24 |
| #1291 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1054 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #766 | dusty Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1455 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #31 | green pill | 2 |
| #851 | grue egg | 31 |
| #233 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #490 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1426 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #423 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #326 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #326 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #761 | snake | 5 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #516 | squirming egg sac | 15 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4803 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #788 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2060 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4843 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6162 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2303 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1546 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |