| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #208 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #531 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #8 | Gummi-DNA | 864 |
| #153 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 16 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #722 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #714 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 3 |
| #690 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 3 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #147 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 26 |
| #117 | Oil of Parrrlay | 30 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #340 | Swabbie™ swab | 5 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #322 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 10 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #224 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 18 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #219 | acoustic guitarrr | 18 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #541 | antique greaves | 6 |
| #587 | antique helmet | 5 |
| #624 | antique shield | 4 |
| #606 | antique spear | 5 |
| #238 | arrrgyle socks | 11 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #619 | barrrnacle | 23 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #370 | black greaves | 5 |
| #469 | black helmet | 3 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #300 | booty chest charrrm | 21 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #504 | bottle of rum | 86 |
| #15 | bounty-hunting helmet | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #793 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #238 | can of spinach | 9 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #574 | cannonball charrrm | 4 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #592 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #271 | crowbarrr | 9 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #137 | cursed piece of thirteen | 10 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #549 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #352 | eyepatch | 18 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #774 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #108 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #230 | grassy cutlass | 4 |
| #265 | gray bow tie | 26 |
| #296 | grumpy old man charrrm | 10 |
| #297 | grungy bandana | 2 |
| #321 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #364 | herringcello | 34 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #135 | leotarrrd | 18 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #117 | ocarina of space | 32 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #309 | patent leather shoes | 22 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #417 | penguin thesaurus | 17 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #337 | pirate pelvis | 8 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #60 | plastic guitar | 65 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #271 | pulsing flesh | 11 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #198 | rum barrel charrrm | 8 |
| #161 | safarrri hat | 13 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #515 | silver tongue charrrm | 5 |
| #124 | simple ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #485 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #443 | spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #307 | star hat | 4 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1191 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #628 | sunken chest | 13 |
| #257 | swashbuckling pants | 19 |
| #763 | taco shell | 2 |
| #203 | tarrrnish charrrm | 14 |
| #140 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 16 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #616 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 16 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 15 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #1411 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #982 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #631 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 11 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #921 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #964 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #809 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #646 | tiny plastic zmobie | 11 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #410 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 7 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |