| #1434 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #228 | BRICKO brick | 608 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #384 | BRICKO eye brick | 4 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #722 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #714 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 3 |
| #690 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 3 |
| #1013 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #552 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 5 |
| #546 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 5 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #962 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #226 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 15 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #337 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 2 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #387 | Typical Tavern swill | 10 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #71 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #367 | asbestos ore | 17 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #235 | blue class ring | 15 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #226 | bus pass | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #273 | cardboard ore | 7 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #392 | cocoa egg | 27 |
| #720 | cog | 15 |
| #625 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #151 | comfy pillow | 3 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #299 | curmudgel | 2 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #965 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #380 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #496 | linoleum ore | 7 |
| #822 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #742 | mind flayer corpse | 3 |
| #608 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #600 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #547 | phat turquoise bead | 5 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #434 | red class ring | 19 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #2471 | rogue swarmer | 8 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #326 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #700 | spring | 12 |
| #716 | sprocket | 12 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #242 | styrofoam ore | 8 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #771 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #243 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #279 | turtle pheromones | 12 |
| #1623 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #15 | unnatural gas | 27 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1693 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #66 | whip kit | 10 |
| #311 | white class ring | 25 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |