| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #21 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 3 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #999 | Valentine | 13 |
| #382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #7 | balloon monkey | 1,337 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥉 | bottle of alcohol | 2,337 |
| #312 | bottle of goofballs | 77 |
| #1576 | box of sunshine | 108 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #312 | empty agua de vida bottle | 666 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #153 | filthy lucre | 179 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #79 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #18 | mummy costume | 402 |
| #25 | petrified wood | 446 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #81 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #9 | slime-soaked brain | 10 |
| #26 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 9 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #21 | spooky bark | 791 |
| #20 | spooky sap | 446 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #109 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #41 | wolfman mask | 168 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |