| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #78 | Amulet of Yendor | 255 |
| #126 | Ancient Saucehelm | 12 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #70 | Bonerdagon necklace | 98 |
| #170 | Boss Bat bling | 19 |
| #49 | Boss Bat britches | 140 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #52 | Chori Zo trading card | 3 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #27 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 100 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #344 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #174 | Drowsy Sword | 105 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #88 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #43 | Inndya trading card | 3 |
| #120 | Iron Beta of Industry | 80 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #219 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 108 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #537 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #90 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #40 | Serenity trading card | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #112 | badass belt | 218 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #14 | big bumboozer marble | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2162 | box of sunshine | 58 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #168 | commemorative war stein | 419 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #86 | decanter of fine Scotch | 3 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #35 | easter egg balloon | 192 |
| #426 | empty agua de vida bottle | 438 |
| #69 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
| #128 | fancy seashell necklace | 232 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #138 | grue egg | 138 |
| #317 | handful of confetti | 112 |
| #564 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #88 | obsidian dagger | 101 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #8 | plexiglass pants | 19 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #23 | plexiglass pith helmet | 9 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #128 | rusty chain necklace | 28 |
| #90 | sandwich of the gods | 22 |
| #84 | sawblade shield | 42 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #205 | solid gold bowling ball | 91 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #103 | spark plug earring | 8 |
| #259 | spectre scepter | 117 |
| #60 | stainless steel scarf | 28 |
| #140 | stainless steel shillelagh | 17 |
| #59 | stainless steel skullcap | 19 |
| #42 | stainless steel slacks | 23 |
| #43 | stainless steel solitaire | 21 |
| #51 | stainless steel suspenders | 36 |
| #77 | stick of "gum" | 22 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #145 | useless powder | 1,568 |
| #193 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 49 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #167 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |
| #153 | wrench bracelet | 23 |