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#19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
#290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
#180 | Beach Buck | 1 |
#456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
#27 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
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#44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
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#339 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 3 |
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#13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
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#15 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 1 |
#13 | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | 1 |
#26 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 1 |
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#15 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
#30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
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#82 | Game Grid token | 109 |
#162 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 3 |
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#20 | Gene Tonic: Elf | 1 |
#42 | Gin Mint | 6 |
#680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
#1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
#91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
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#122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
#94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
#1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
#1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#23 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 50 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
#968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
#528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
#23 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
#92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
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#159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
#428 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
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#317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
#306 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
#250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
#251 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 2 |
#250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
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#770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
#1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
#15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
#215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
#470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#33 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
#27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
#23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
#21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
#826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
#89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
#6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
#44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
#72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
#19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
#851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
#113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
#19 | Vodka Matryoshka | 12 |
#40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
#333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
#40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
#279 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 13 |
🥇 | anise-flavored venom | 68 |
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#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#250 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 6 |
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#52 | antique painting of a landscape | 11 |
#354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
#219 | antique record album | 12 |
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#195 | arrowgram | 3 |
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#1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
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#965 | beer bomb | 1 |
#723 | beer lens | 1 |
#162 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
#584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
#1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
#1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
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#666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
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#1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
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#190 | bottled day | 1 |
#570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
#20 | box of bear arms | 2 |
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#353 | brick | 108 |
#170 | bucket of honey | 11 |
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🥇 | bus pass | 3,994 |
#25 | can of Adultwitch™ | 4 |
#484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
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#4785 | candy cane | 1 |
#40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
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#122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
#997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
#16 | chloroform rag | 518 |
#299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
#109 | chocolate box | 1 |
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#252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
#119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
#159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
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#110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
#124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
#457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
#179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
#209 | cylindrical mold | 5 |
#25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
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#14 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 3 |
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#11 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 2 |
#32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
#907 | designer handbag | 2 |
#982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
#1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#214 | dollar-sign bag | 6 |
#1606 | dollhive | 1 |
#379 | drop of water-37 | 5 |
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#60 | eagle feather | 23 |
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#60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
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#194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
#44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
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#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
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#1578 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
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#91 | filet of The Fish | 2 |
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#39 | fire axe | 1 |
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#3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
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#171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
#10 | glass of warm water | 97 |
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#197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
#153 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
#45 | gold nuggets | 639 |
#233 | government cheese | 4 |
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#243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
#102 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
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#735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
#118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
#122 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 20 |
#149 | haiku katana | 1 |
#37 | half-orchid | 324 |
#4 | handful of sand | 19,847 |
#137 | handful of tips | 3 |
#159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
#282 | herb brownies | 100 |
#284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
#945 | hobo nickel | 53 |
#277 | ice stein | 1 |
#1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
#1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
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#1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
#63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
#316 | java cookie | 3 |
#261 | jawbruiser | 9 |
#498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
#2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
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#938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
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#141 | live lobster | 5 |
#37 | love song of disturbing obsession | 612 |
#57 | love song of icy revenge | 304 |
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#6 | love song of smoldering passion | 7,051 |
#33 | love song of sugary cuteness | 703 |
#32 | love song of vague ambiguity | 953 |
#211 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 9 |
#44 | marshmallow | 3,616 |
#1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
#1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
#50 | meat st‰¿bing club | 64 |
#731 | mood ring | 1 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#13 | neutron lollipop | 344 |
#104 | nugget of Crimbonium | 49 |
#535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
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#318 | off-white striped oyster egg | 10 |
#523 | old coin purse | 4 |
#445 | old leather wallet | 7 |
#30 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 14 |
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#319 | orange candygram | 1 |
#202 | overcookie | 1 |
#210 | party hat | 13 |
#1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
#86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
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#81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
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#293 | phish stick | 4 |
#230 | pie man was not meant to eat | 8 |
#672 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
#263 | pile of gold coins | 6 |
#16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
#1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#39 | powdered candy sushi set | 22 |
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#753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
#55 | puff of smoke | 50 |
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#525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
#203 | queen cookie | 3 |
#110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
#264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
#224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
#166 | red ale | 5 |
#144 | red book | 1 |
#79 | red box | 23 |
#1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
#653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
#26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
#42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
#897 | robotronic egg | 31 |
#15 | rocky raccoon | 23,169 |
#93 | roll of toilet paper | 1,171 |
#360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
#153 | s'more | 211 |
#81 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 26 |
#91 | sandcastle | 1 |
#1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
#111 | scary death orb | 1 |
#234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
#195 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 5 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#217 | shaving cream | 2 |
#210 | shiny stones | 31 |
#95 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 19 |
#190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
#322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
#939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
#132 | smellbook | 1 |
#181 | smut orc keepsake box | 2 |
#217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
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#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#33 | spray paint | 931 |
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#32 | stuffed walrus | 10 |
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#724 | tasty tart | 1 |
#1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
#43 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
#22 | thermos of brew | 13 |
#98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
#3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
#3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
#2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
#3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
#3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
#3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
#3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
#2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
#2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
#3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
#2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
#542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
#3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
#2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
#3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
#66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
#3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
#2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
#64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
#62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
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#12 | tropical orchid | 1,589 |
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#225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
#5 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 358 |
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#16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
#13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
#7 | warbear helm fragment | 292 |
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#382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
#422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
#650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
#43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
#275 | white candygram | 1 |
#305 | wind-up chattering teeth | 102 |
#388 | witch hat | 2 |
#14 | wok lobster | 16 |
#76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
#1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |