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🥇 Franken Stein1
#22A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#733BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1046BGE merchandise order form1
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#1448BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#440BURT35
#588Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#881Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#567Blood Light1
#39Boltsmann ID badge1
#533Bone's Farm "wine"1
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#102Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1702CRIMBCO scrip5
#1937CRIMBCO wine1
#2422CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2423CRIMBCOLOAF1
#61Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#581Chroner1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#43Crimbow Rainbo1
#59Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#77Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#112Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#55Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#103Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#190Crimbuccaneer flotsam1
#75Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#51Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#132Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#68Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#292Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#86Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#138Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso1
#47Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#119Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#80Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#95Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#79Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#2311Crimbuck13
#347D roll1
#1295Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#13Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
#474Ecto-Cooler1
#144Elf Army machine parts1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#325Elf Guard MPC1
#46Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#41Elf Guard broom1
#53Elf Guard clipboard1
#84Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#106Elf Guard eyedrops1
#60Elf Guard hangover cure1
#105Elf Guard honor present1
#77Elf Guard hotpants1
#72Elf Guard insignia (general)1
#82Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#93Elf Guard mouthknife1
#96Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#81Elf Guard patrol cap1
#104Elf Guard payroll bag1
#54Elf Guard red and white beret1
#82Elf Guard safety bear1
#47Elf Guard squirtgun1
#79Elf Guard strategic map1
#81Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo1
#133Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#911FDKOL commendation3
#519FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#281Friendliness Beverage1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
🥇Garland of Greatness1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#1046Go-Wassail1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#166How to Play Othello1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#79Kelflar vest1
#836Kissin' Cousins1
#174KoL Con 13 T-shirt1
#453Lars the Cyberian1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#91Lil' Snowball Factory1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#355Mesmereyes™ contact lenses1
#48My First Paycheck envelope1
#632NPZR chemistry set1
#370New Zealand iced tea1
#396Nightstalker perfume1
#15No Hats as Art1
#116Othello's dagger1
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#98Othello's military jacket1
🥈Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#179Prelude of Precision1
#370Red Pill1
#147Roman sadnals1
#1049Schrödinger's thermos1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#536Silver Bullet beer1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#12Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook1
#27Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#21Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#43Spring Bros. ID badge1
#57Spring Bros. solenoid1
#239Strix stix1
#946Summer Nights1
#197TI-9000 calculator1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#601The Art of Slapfighting1
#681The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
🥇The Cooler Out of Space1,729
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#48The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#51The Lost Pill Bottle1
#32The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#57The Necbronomicon (used)1
#41The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 11
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#49The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#1558Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#18Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model2
#829Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#396Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#1013Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#209Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#403Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#35Thwaitgold fairyfly statue15
#1376Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#87Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#306Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#345Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#623Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#210Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#415Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#669Thwaitgold slug statuette2
#215Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette2
#1242Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#126Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#516Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1150Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#18Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#37Time Lord Participation Mug1
#931Travels with Jerry1
#318Trivial Avocations Card: What?1
#319Trivial Avocations Card: When?1
#311Trivial Avocations Card: Where?1
#273Trivial Avocations Card: Who?2
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#143UV monocular1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#776Workytime Tea1
#170Z-Bone steak4
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#5adobe abacus1
#6adobe abaya1
#7adobe adze1
#6adobe arsecover2
#5adobe ascot1
#9adobe ayam1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1017ammonite fossil1
#48ancient Elf dessert spoon1
#677anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#106automa-bot parts1
#44baby bark scorpion1
#79baby rigging snake1
#501bag of bones1
#250banana supersucker1
#966bananagate1
#72barnacle-encrusted sweater1
#1427bath ball gift set1
#1661battered Crimbo Crate1
#687beholed bedsheet1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#975belemnite fossil1
#702bindlestocking1
#584bite-me-red lipstick1
#245blank fudge mold1
🥇blank note1
#3304blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#211blue grass1
#253blue plastic baby1
#76blue raspberry troll doll1
#301bone aperitif1
#944bone chips1
#101book of facts1
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#954bottle of Blank-Out1
#712bottle of bubbles1
#409bottle of fire1
#409bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#183bowl of Jeal-O1
#78boxed Mayam Calendar1
#501breaded beer1
#58brown pirate pants1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#111bugbear purification pill2
#227burrowgrub hive1
#2151can of CRIMBCOLA1
#397can of franks 'n' beans1
#73candied lime1
#255candy cigarette1
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#1855candy knuckles1
#91cannonbomb1
#525canteen of wine51
#804cement sandals1
#11ceramic celsiturometer1
#12ceramic cenobite's robe1
#10ceramic centurion shield1
#10ceramic cerecloth belt1
#7ceramic cestus3
#287chainsaw chain1
#89charged magnet1
#1345cheap elven gloves1
#49chest of "pirate gold"1
#72chitinous pod1
#555chocolate cigar1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1749circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#38clerical automa-core1
🥉control crystal1
#140corned beet1
#735corrupted data1
#487cranberry schnapps1
#261crystallized memory1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#920delicious salad21
#385deluxe fax machine1
#505depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
#15dice-shaped backpack1
#108diluted makeup1
#89discarded swimming trunks1
#24dove DNA1
#240droll monocle1
#95drone self-destruct chip2
#465drop of water-371
#366drum of pomade1
#1578dusty Crimbo crate1
#160ear poison1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#2077elven cellocello1
#1587elven moonshine1
#1397elven socks1
#1910elven suicide capsule1
#194elven whittling knife1
#164ert grey goo ring2
#89expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#103extremely confusing manual1
#313extremely skinny jeans1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#9fat stacks of cash39,683
#1428festive holiday hat1
#1174festive sausage1
#386fiery wing1
#81fireman's helmet1
#92flask of egggrog1
#57flat cider1
#150floaty gravel1
#165floaty inverse geode1
#418floaty pebbles1
#989floaty sand1
#142fluid of fudge-finding1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#307fossilized spider skull1
#703fossilized spike1
#699fossilized wing1
#31free boots1
#739frigid fudgepuck1
#73fruit-stuffed rumcake1
#378fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#841fudge lily1
#62fudge pocket square1
#258fudge spork1
#1412fudgecule1
#217fudgesicle1
#322funhouse mirror1
#159ghost beer1
#301ghost protocol1
#380ghost trap1
#493ghostly body paint1
#65ghostly dagger2
#398giant glass of brandy1
#427gift-a-pult1
#2815gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#117gingerbread nylons1
#89gingerbread pirate1
#249glass of herbal tequila1
#264glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#70grape troll doll1
#1387gray bow tie1
#181green drunki-bear2
#1007green gummi ingot1
#88grip key1
#94grog nuts1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#67gummi bowtie1
#196gummi canary1
#104gummi salamander3
#136gummi snake3
#170gummi trilobite1
#30gunwale1
#8gunwale whalegun1
#238hamlet sandwich1
#52handful of Boltsmann bearings1
#395handful of numbers1
#153hawk1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#170heavy crown1
#1879herringcello1
#626hideous egg1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#93hot wine1
#40housekeeping automa-core1
#33iFlail1
#25iShield1
#183impure gasoline1
#453intriguing puzzle box1
#689invisible bag1
#2795irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1861jawbruiser1
#1065jerky coins1
#16jingle bell2
#242jive turkey leg1
#245kiwi beak1
#1517knuckle sandwich1
#249kumquat supersucker1
#279legitimate business on the beach1
#1828licorice garrote1
#661licorice root1
#232lime supersucker1
#836live wire1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#935lollipop stick2
#483marshmallow flambé1
#59massive wrench1
#104military-grade peppermint oil1
#579mime soul fragment1
#145miniature antlers1
#185minin' dynamite1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#452molten brick1
#167nastygeist1
#488necrotizing body spray2
#1126night-vision goggles1
#226non-aged vinegar1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#88old-school pirate grog1
#2437oozenog1
#137outlaw bandana1
#928pack of pogs1
#105packet of orchid seeds1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#1215paperclip1
#105paperclip cape1
#100paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#92paperclip turban1
#102paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1304patent leather shoes1
#206pear supersucker1
#63pegfinger2
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#1464penguin thesaurus1
#80peppermint bomb1
#111peppermint tack1
#110pet anchor1
#134pickled bread1
#382pink plastic baby1
#24pirate encryption key (complete)1
#41pirate encryption key alpha1
#40pirate encryption key bravo1
#45pirate encryption key charlie1
#39pirate encryption key delta1
#129plaid cowboy hat1
#213plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#327plexiglass pikestaff1
#212plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#130pocket ace1
#1231pocketwatch on a chain1
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#484pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#479pog #03 (warwelf)1
#483pog #04 (skleleton)1
#502pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#493pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#494pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#512pog #10 (hobo)1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#1088poison pen1
#1026portable photocopier1
#63pottery yo-yo1
#89prank Crimbo card1
#531press-on ribs1
#321psycho sweater1
#53punching mirror1
#123quantum nanopolymer spider web1
#123quantum of familiar1
#843quantum taco1
#167rack of dinosaur ribs1
#137radiator heater shield1
#175rattler rattle1
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#53red and white claret9
#994red gummi ingot1
#326red plastic baby1
#114red tulip1
#41replica Elf Guard medal1
#28residual chitin paste4
#924ridiculous cocktail1
#72ridiculous earring1
#857ridiculous sandwich1
#1653rigid carapace1
🥇ring1
#51rotten tomato3
#107rum-soaked fruitcake1
#202salt wages1
#140salted mutton1
#75sawed-off blunderbuss1
#103scissor duck1
#167scotch on the rocks1
#45security automa-core1
#51sequin-encrusted sweater1
#90shipwright's hammer1
#246shot of mescal1
#233silent pea shooter1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#806sleeping stocking1
#240sleeve deuce1
#1063slow jam collection2
#493smoking grass1
#370sorority brain1
#489soy cordial1
#271space jam1
#70space jam toast1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1072spooky bark1
#158spooky lasso1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#988squirming egg sac1
#406stainless steel scarf8
#46stainless steel shillelagh27
#931stainless steel skullcap4
#565stainless steel slacks7
#290stainless steel solitaire9
#445stainless steel suspenders9
#106stapler bear1
#175stink-penny1
#570strange cube1
#69strange helix fossil1
#939strange shiny disc1
#224strawberry supersucker1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#89stuffed kraken1
#1711sturdy Crimbo crate1
#269sucker bucket1
#257sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#384sucker scaffold23
#278sucker tachi1
#107sugarplum ration1
#103sundae ration1
#787superheated fudge1
#161tarnished bottlecap1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#361thermos of brew1
#296throbbing rage gland1
#325throwing bone1
#179throwing candy1
#1334throwing wrench2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3981tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#19tiny plastic Armory1
#3924tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#16tiny plastic Bar1
#3112tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3171tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#383tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#265tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3934tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3074tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#15tiny plastic Cafe1
#8177tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4308tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4228tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#577tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1548tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#632tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#15tiny plastic Factory1
#3120tiny plastic Felonia1
#281tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3827tiny plastic G Imp1
#3952tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3869tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3904tiny plastic Hellion1
#3878tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3071tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3865tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3901tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3890tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1057tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#401tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3855tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3866tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3900tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3886tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3056tiny plastic The Man1
#3919tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3850tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#301tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4533tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1731tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4017tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8195tiny plastic angry goat1
#3934tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3972tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3972tiny plastic astronomer1
#8240tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8108tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3959tiny plastic beanbat1
#4472tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8160tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3917tiny plastic blooper1
#3946tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3899tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#991tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8082tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8210tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#263tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3166tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3908tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3932tiny plastic demoninja1
#4490tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3870tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#425tiny plastic fax machine1
#3838tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3907tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8145tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8177tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8080tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3899tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3855tiny plastic goth giant1
#8049tiny plastic grue1
#3887tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4593tiny plastic hermit1
#426tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8115tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8055tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8190tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8088tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3832tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8099tiny plastic mosquito1
#1035tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3992tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4340tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8091tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4459tiny plastic sauceror1
#3887tiny plastic scary clown1
#4445tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3848tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3947tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3829tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8214tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3926tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8148tiny plastic stab bat1
#8123tiny plastic star starfish1
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3857tiny plastic taco cat1
#3855tiny plastic topiary golem1
#312tiny plastic trollipop1
#4474tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3837tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3865tiny plastic warwelf1
#3843tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3842tiny plastic zmobie1
#266toe jam1
#58toe jam toast1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#270traffic jam1
#60traffic jam toast1
#1783triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#70trick coin1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#922trilobite fossil1
#1650twitching claw1
#164twitching time capsule1
#481unearthed potsherd1
🥉unholy water1,106
#73unidentifiable dried fruit1
#156unidentified drink1
#235unquiet spirits1
#112unsanitized scalpel1
#1148unstable DNA30
#129unused soap7
#192viral DNA1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#46wet tack1
#104whale cerebrospinal fluid1
#58whalecake1
#37whalegun1
#110whalesteak1
#485whisker pencil1
#247whiskey in a broken glass1
#23white earbuds1
#123white tulip1
#830wind-up meatcar1
#93wings of fire1
#613witch hat1
#36wooly loincloth1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#1011yellow gummi ingot1
#35yule grog1
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