Museum :: The Patron Saint of Depravity

The Patron Saint of Depravity

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#335	BURT	74
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#111	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#52	Christmas ham	1
#571	Chroner	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#7	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#216	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#144	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#356	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#154	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2167	Crimbuck	23
#347	D roll	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#51	Easter eggnog	1
#59	Easter grasshopper	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#165	Elf Army machine parts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#390	Elf Guard MPC	1
#52	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#108	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#123	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#84	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#152	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#909	FDKOL commendation	3
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#285	Friendliness Beverage	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
🥈	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#170	How to Play Othello	1
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#55	Irish eggnog	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#142	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	4
#90	LIDAR candle	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#102	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#53	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#133	Necbro wafers	1
#376	New Zealand iced tea	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#76	Roman sadnals	5
#61	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	1
🥈	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#217	Spirit of Christmas	1
#222	Spirit of Easter	1
#218	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1
#221	Spirit of Thanksgiving	1
#209	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#70	Spring Bros. solenoid	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#61	Thanksgiving ration	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
🥇	The Cooler Out of Space	2,012
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#35	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	3
#833	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#412	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#416	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#43	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	15
#1380	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#358	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#228	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#388	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	2
#11	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	12
#718	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#249	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	2
#1270	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#170	Z-Bone steak	4
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#6	adobe abacus	2
#10	adobe abaya	1
#8	adobe adze	1
#8	adobe arsecover	2
#11	adobe ascot	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#131	automa-bot parts	1
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#80	baby rigging snake	1
#28	bacteria bisque	1
#75	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
🥇	bejazzled eyepatch	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
🥇	blank note	1
#213	blue grass	1
#55	book of facts	2
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#184	bowl of Jeal-O	1
#80	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#70	boxed bat wings	1
#60	brown pirate pants	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#53	candied beef and cabbage	1
#82	candied lime	1
#162	candy cigarette	10
#41	candy egg deviler	1
#59	candy rations	1
#101	cannonbomb	1
#62	canteen of jungle juice	1
#12	ceramic celsiturometer	1
#12	ceramic cenobite's robe	1
#11	ceramic centurion shield	1
#10	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
#7	ceramic cestus	3
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#59	chocolate ostrich egg	1
#29	ciliophora chowder	1
#45	clerical automa-core	1
#43	clovermint	1
#115	coney haunch	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#153	corned beet	1
#29	cream of chloroplasts	1
#105	crystallized pumpkin spice	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#12	dice ring	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#109	diluted makeup	1
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#60	double-candied yams	1
#25	dove DNA	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#41	drone self-destruct chip	9
#367	drum of pomade	1
#164	ear poison	1
#36	egg gun	1
#34	elbow soup	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#167	ert grey goo ring	2
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#80	extremely confusing manual	3
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#10	fat stacks of cash	88,564
#1175	festive sausage	1
#37	flagellate soup	1
#100	flask of egggrog	1
#59	flat cider	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#107	four-leaf potato sprout	1
#94	fragile Christmas ornament	1
#32	free boots	1
#81	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#302	ghost protocol	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#92	ghostly dagger	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#136	gingerbread nylons	1
#98	gingerbread pirate	1
#252	glass of herbal tequila	1
#95	gravy skin	1
#89	grip key	1
#99	grog nuts	1
#34	gunwale	1
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#208	hamlet sandwich	5
#61	handful of Boltsmann bearings	1
#148	hard cocoa	1
#153	hawk	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#170	heavy crown	1
#626	hideous egg	1
#47	holiday smorgasbord	1
#51	holiday trip around the world	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#102	hot wine	1
#41	housekeeping automa-core	1
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#186	impure gasoline	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#16	jingle bell	2
#243	jive turkey leg	1
#248	kiwi beak	1
#283	legitimate business on the beach	1
#35	lip soup	1
#27	lucky army helmet	1
#63	lucky moai statuette	1
#45	lucky napkin	1
#65	massive wrench	1
#56	mechanically-mulled cider	1
#89	military orb	1
#115	military-grade peppermint oil	1
#190	minin' dynamite	1
#117	moai toai	1
#32	muscular soup	1
#168	nastygeist	1
#520	necrotizing body spray	1
#232	non-aged vinegar	1
#28	nylon Christmas stockings	1
#93	old-school pirate grog	1
#137	outlaw bandana	1
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#20	paperclip pants	2
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#32	peace turkey outline	2
#82	pegfinger	1
#85	peppermint bomb	1
#146	peppermint pegleg	1
#118	peppermint tack	1
#33	perfect Christmas scarf	1
#119	pet anchor	1
🥇	petrified wood waist protector	1
🥇	petrified wood walking pants	1
🥇	petrified wood war pike	1
🥇	petrified wood water purifier	1
🥇	petrified wood whoopie panama	1
🥇	petrified wood wizard's pouch	1
#145	pickled bread	1
#25	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#47	pirate encryption key alpha	1
#46	pirate encryption key bravo	1
#50	pirate encryption key charlie	1
#49	pirate encryption key delta	1
#40	plaid cowboy hat	12
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#133	pocket ace	1
#100	prank Crimbo card	1
#532	press-on ribs	1
#36	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	1
#35	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	1
#16	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	352
#36	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	1
#37	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	1
#20	pumpkin spice whorl	1
#56	punching mirror	1
#103	quantum nanopolymer spider web	2
#103	quantum of familiar	1
#167	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#76	radiator heater shield	5
#93	ragged wool yarn	2
#23	rattler rattle	97
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#105	red and white claret	1
#112	red tulip	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#28	residual chitin paste	4
🥇	ring	1
#111	room scale green bean casserole	1
#80	rotten tomato	1
#117	rum-soaked fruitcake	1
#149	salmagumdi	1
#69	salt wages	105
#153	salted mutton	1
#80	sawed-off blunderbuss	1
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#51	security automa-core	1
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#98	shipwright's hammer	1
#247	shot of mescal	1
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#227	silver shotgun shell	1
#243	sleeve deuce	1
#1064	slow jam collection	2
#371	sorority brain	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#38	spooky lasso	50
#408	stainless steel scarf	8
#13	stainless steel shillelagh	40
#707	stainless steel skullcap	5
#565	stainless steel slacks	7
#289	stainless steel solitaire	9
#446	stainless steel suspenders	9
#164	stink-penny	6
#71	strange helix fossil	1
#99	stuffed kraken	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#118	sugarplum ration	1
#112	sundae ration	1
#40	synaptic soup	1
#153	tarnished bottlecap	2
#43	tattoo of two turkeys	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#326	throwing bone	1
#181	throwing candy	1
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#12	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#13	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#98	traumatic holiday memory	1
#74	trick coin	1
#71	turchucken	1
#135	twitching time capsule	2
🥉	unholy water	1,108
#77	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#127	unidentified drink	9
#173	unquiet spirits	6
#116	unsanitized scalpel	1
#183	unused soap	1
#196	viral DNA	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#50	wet tack	1
#118	whale cerebrospinal fluid	1
#63	whalecake	1
#40	whalegun	1
#117	whalesteak	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#181	whiskey in a broken glass	6
#24	white earbuds	1
#125	white tulip	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#37	yule grog	1

Wow, that's 93,076 items total!

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