| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #440 | BURT | 35 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #52 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2312 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #57 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1,729 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 15 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #670 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #170 | Z-Bone steak | 4 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #4 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #5 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #6 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #5 | adobe arsecover | 2 |
| #5 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #8 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #107 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #77 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #151 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #74 | candied lime | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #7 | ceramic cestus | 3 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #38 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #95 | drone self-destruct chip | 2 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #165 | ert grey goo ring | 2 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #10 | fat stacks of cash | 39,683 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #91 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #31 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #52 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #40 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #175 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #28 | residual chitin paste | 4 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #78 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #45 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #240 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #158 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #47 | stainless steel shillelagh | 27 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #161 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| 🥉 | unholy water | 1,106 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #156 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #236 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #113 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #181 | unused soap | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #112 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |