Museum :: The Patron Saint of Depravity

The Patron Saint of Depravity

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#334	BURT	74
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#23	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#31	Brimstone Brooch	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#572	Chroner	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#56	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#210	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#142	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#339	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2315	Crimbuck	13
#347	D roll	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#374	Elf Guard MPC	1
#50	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#41	Elf Guard broom	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#69	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#118	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#151	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#909	FDKOL commendation	3
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#87	Kelflar vest	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#142	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	4
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#76	Roman sadnals	5
#40	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#23	Spirit of Easter	1
#17	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1
#13	Spirit of Thanksgiving	1
#16	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#70	Spring Bros. solenoid	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
🥇	The Cooler Out of Space	2,002
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#31	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	3
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#40	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	15
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#358	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#227	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#385	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	2
#10	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	12
#714	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#243	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	2
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#170	Z-Bone steak	4
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#6	adobe abacus	2
#10	adobe abaya	1
#8	adobe adze	1
#8	adobe arsecover	2
#11	adobe ascot	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#50	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#129	automa-bot parts	1
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#78	baby rigging snake	1
#28	bacteria bisque	1
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
🥇	blank note	1
#213	blue grass	1
#56	book of facts	2
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#183	bowl of Jeal-O	1
#79	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#70	boxed bat wings	1
#60	brown pirate pants	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#80	candied lime	1
#161	candy cigarette	10
#101	cannonbomb	1
#12	ceramic celsiturometer	1
#12	ceramic cenobite's robe	1
#11	ceramic centurion shield	1
#10	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
#7	ceramic cestus	3
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#29	ciliophora chowder	1
#44	clerical automa-core	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#149	corned beet	1
#29	cream of chloroplasts	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#12	dice ring	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#108	diluted makeup	1
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#25	dove DNA	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#41	drone self-destruct chip	9
#367	drum of pomade	1
#163	ear poison	1
#34	elbow soup	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#168	ert grey goo ring	2
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#79	extremely confusing manual	3
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#10	fat stacks of cash	85,712
#1174	festive sausage	1
#37	flagellate soup	1
#98	flask of egggrog	1
#59	flat cider	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#32	free boots	1
#80	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#302	ghost protocol	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#92	ghostly dagger	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#131	gingerbread nylons	1
#95	gingerbread pirate	1
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#89	grip key	1
#98	grog nuts	1
#33	gunwale	1
#7	gunwale whalegun	1
#208	hamlet sandwich	5
#61	handful of Boltsmann bearings	1
#95	hard cocoa	1
#153	hawk	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#170	heavy crown	1
#627	hideous egg	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#102	hot wine	1
#41	housekeeping automa-core	1
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#185	impure gasoline	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#16	jingle bell	2
#243	jive turkey leg	1
#248	kiwi beak	1
#283	legitimate business on the beach	1
#34	lip soup	1
#64	massive wrench	1
#115	military-grade peppermint oil	1
#189	minin' dynamite	1
#32	muscular soup	1
#167	nastygeist	1
#520	necrotizing body spray	1
#232	non-aged vinegar	1
#93	old-school pirate grog	1
#136	outlaw bandana	1
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#102	paperclip cape	1
#20	paperclip pants	2
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#33	peace turkey outline	2
#80	pegfinger	1
#85	peppermint bomb	1
#93	peppermint pegleg	1
#116	peppermint tack	1
#117	pet anchor	1
#143	pickled bread	1
#24	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#47	pirate encryption key alpha	1
#45	pirate encryption key bravo	1
#50	pirate encryption key charlie	1
#49	pirate encryption key delta	1
#40	plaid cowboy hat	12
#213	plexiglass pants	1
#211	plexiglass pendant	1
#328	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#213	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#288	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#180	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#133	pocket ace	1
#96	prank Crimbo card	1
#532	press-on ribs	1
#34	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	1
#33	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	1
#15	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	352
#35	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	1
#36	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	1
#56	punching mirror	1
#103	quantum nanopolymer spider web	2
#105	quantum of familiar	1
#168	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#76	radiator heater shield	5
#23	rattler rattle	97
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#106	red and white claret	1
#112	red tulip	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#26	residual chitin paste	4
🥇	ring	1
#80	rotten tomato	1
#116	rum-soaked fruitcake	1
#97	salmagumdi	1
#69	salt wages	105
#151	salted mutton	1
#81	sawed-off blunderbuss	1
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#50	security automa-core	1
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#97	shipwright's hammer	1
#245	shot of mescal	1
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#242	sleeve deuce	1
#1063	slow jam collection	2
#371	sorority brain	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#38	spooky lasso	50
#406	stainless steel scarf	8
#13	stainless steel shillelagh	40
#706	stainless steel skullcap	5
#564	stainless steel slacks	7
#288	stainless steel solitaire	9
#443	stainless steel suspenders	9
#163	stink-penny	6
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#96	stuffed kraken	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#115	sugarplum ration	1
#112	sundae ration	1
#39	synaptic soup	1
#153	tarnished bottlecap	2
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#326	throwing bone	1
#181	throwing candy	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#5	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
🥈	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#73	trick coin	1
#135	twitching time capsule	2
🥉	unholy water	1,108
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#127	unidentified drink	9
#172	unquiet spirits	6
#116	unsanitized scalpel	1
#182	unused soap	1
#196	viral DNA	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#48	wet tack	1
#115	whale cerebrospinal fluid	1
#61	whalecake	1
#39	whalegun	1
#116	whalesteak	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#180	whiskey in a broken glass	6
#24	white earbuds	1
#126	white tulip	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#37	yule grog	1

Wow, that's 90,147 items total!

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