The Patron Saint of Depravity

RankItemQuantity
🥇 Franken Stein1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#334BURT74
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#568Blood Light1
#44Boltsmann ID badge1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#39Brimstone Beret1
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#31Brimstone Brooch1
#39Brimstone Bunker1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#572Chroner1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#56Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#126Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#59Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#109Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#210Crimbuccaneer flotsam1
#84Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#57Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#142Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#73Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#339Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#91Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#153Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso1
#48Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#127Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#84Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#104Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#86Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#2315Crimbuck13
#347D roll1
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#14Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#162Elf Army machine parts1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#374Elf Guard MPC1
#50Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#41Elf Guard broom1
#51Elf Guard clipboard1
#92Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#117Elf Guard eyedrops1
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#113Elf Guard honor present1
#83Elf Guard hotpants1
#69Elf Guard insignia (general)1
#90Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#100Elf Guard mouthknife1
#107Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#84Elf Guard patrol cap1
#118Elf Guard payroll bag1
#56Elf Guard red and white beret1
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#54Elf Guard squirtgun1
#84Elf Guard strategic map1
#83Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo1
#151Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#909FDKOL commendation3
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#286Friendliness Beverage1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
🥇Garland of Greatness1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#169How to Play Othello1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#87Kelflar vest1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#142KoL Con 13 T-shirt4
#1061Let Me Be!1
#99Lil' Snowball Factory1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#356Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses1
#52My First Paycheck envelope1
#375New Zealand iced tea1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#15No Hats as Art1
#119Othello's dagger1
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#96Othello's military jacket1
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#76Roman sadnals5
#40Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#23Spirit of Easter1
#17Spirit of St. Patrick's Day1
#13Spirit of Thanksgiving1
#16Spirit of Veteran's Day1
#44Spring Bros. ID badge1
#70Spring Bros. solenoid1
#243Strix stix1
#945Summer Nights1
#198TI-9000 calculator1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
🥇The Cooler Out of Space2,002
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#31Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model3
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#411Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#40Thwaitgold fairyfly statue15
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#358Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#227Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#385Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette2
#10Thwaitgold shield bug statuette12
#714Thwaitgold slug statuette2
#243Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette2
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#18Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#935Travels with Jerry1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#143UV monocular1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#170Z-Bone steak4
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#6adobe abacus2
#10adobe abaya1
#8adobe adze1
#8adobe arsecover2
#11adobe ascot1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#50ancient Elf dessert spoon1
#679anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#129automa-bot parts1
#45baby bark scorpion1
#78baby rigging snake1
#28bacteria bisque1
#76barnacle-encrusted sweater1
#1425bath ball gift set1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
🥇blank note1
#213blue grass1
#56book of facts2
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#183bowl of Jeal-O1
#79boxed Mayam Calendar1
#70boxed bat wings1
#60brown pirate pants1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#150bugbear purification pill1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#80candied lime1
#161candy cigarette10
#101cannonbomb1
#12ceramic celsiturometer1
#12ceramic cenobite's robe1
#11ceramic centurion shield1
#10ceramic cerecloth belt1
#7ceramic cestus3
#289chainsaw chain1
#56chest of "pirate gold"1
#557chocolate cigar1
#29ciliophora chowder1
#44clerical automa-core1
🥉control crystal1
#149corned beet1
#29cream of chloroplasts1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#1796delicious salad1
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
#16dice-shaped backpack1
#108diluted makeup1
#91discarded swimming trunks1
#25dove DNA1
#242droll monocle1
#41drone self-destruct chip9
#367drum of pomade1
#163ear poison1
#34elbow soup1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#168ert grey goo ring2
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#79extremely confusing manual3
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#10fat stacks of cash85,712
#1174festive sausage1
#37flagellate soup1
#98flask of egggrog1
#59flat cider1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#32free boots1
#80fruit-stuffed rumcake1
#324funhouse mirror1
#162ghost beer1
#302ghost protocol1
#380ghost trap1
#494ghostly body paint1
#92ghostly dagger1
#427gift-a-pult1
#131gingerbread nylons1
#95gingerbread pirate1
#248glass of herbal tequila1
#89grip key1
#98grog nuts1
#33gunwale1
#7gunwale whalegun1
#208hamlet sandwich5
#61handful of Boltsmann bearings1
#95hard cocoa1
#153hawk1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#170heavy crown1
#627hideous egg1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#102hot wine1
#41housekeeping automa-core1
#39iFlail1
#27iShield1
#185impure gasoline1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#16jingle bell2
#243jive turkey leg1
#248kiwi beak1
#283legitimate business on the beach1
#34lip soup1
#64massive wrench1
#115military-grade peppermint oil1
#189minin' dynamite1
#32muscular soup1
#167nastygeist1
#520necrotizing body spray1
#232non-aged vinegar1
#93old-school pirate grog1
#136outlaw bandana1
#105packet of orchid seeds1
#102paperclip cape1
#20paperclip pants2
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#33peace turkey outline2
#80pegfinger1
#85peppermint bomb1
#93peppermint pegleg1
#116peppermint tack1
#117pet anchor1
#143pickled bread1
#24pirate encryption key (complete)1
#47pirate encryption key alpha1
#45pirate encryption key bravo1
#50pirate encryption key charlie1
#49pirate encryption key delta1
#40plaid cowboy hat12
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#133pocket ace1
#96prank Crimbo card1
#532press-on ribs1
#34protogenetic chunklet (elbow)1
#33protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)1
#15protogenetic chunklet (lips)352
#35protogenetic chunklet (muscle)1
#36protogenetic chunklet (synapse)1
#56punching mirror1
#103quantum nanopolymer spider web2
#105quantum of familiar1
#168rack of dinosaur ribs1
#76radiator heater shield5
#23rattler rattle97
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#106red and white claret1
#112red tulip1
#44replica Elf Guard medal1
#26residual chitin paste4
🥇ring1
#80rotten tomato1
#116rum-soaked fruitcake1
#97salmagumdi1
#69salt wages105
#151salted mutton1
#81sawed-off blunderbuss1
#168scotch on the rocks1
#50security automa-core1
#52sequin-encrusted sweater1
#97shipwright's hammer1
#245shot of mescal1
#233silent pea shooter1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#242sleeve deuce1
#1063slow jam collection2
#371sorority brain1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#38spooky lasso50
#406stainless steel scarf8
#13stainless steel shillelagh40
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#564stainless steel slacks7
#288stainless steel solitaire9
#443stainless steel suspenders9
#163stink-penny6
#70strange helix fossil1
#96stuffed kraken1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#115sugarplum ration1
#112sundae ration1
#39synaptic soup1
#153tarnished bottlecap2
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#326throwing bone1
#181throwing candy1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#5tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
🥈tiny plastic St. Patrick1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#73trick coin1
#135twitching time capsule2
🥉unholy water1,108
#76unidentifiable dried fruit1
#127unidentified drink9
#172unquiet spirits6
#116unsanitized scalpel1
#182unused soap1
#196viral DNA1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#48wet tack1
#115whale cerebrospinal fluid1
#61whalecake1
#39whalegun1
#116whalesteak1
#486whisker pencil1
#180whiskey in a broken glass6
#24white earbuds1
#126white tulip1
#36wooly loincloth1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#37yule grog1

Wow, that's 90,147 items total!

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