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🥇 Franken Stein1
#22A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#440BURT35
#588Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#881Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#567Blood Light1
#39Boltsmann ID badge1
#533Bone's Farm "wine"1
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#102Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1702CRIMBCO scrip5
#61Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#581Chroner1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#43Crimbow Rainbo1
#59Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#78Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#113Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#56Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#104Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#192Crimbuccaneer flotsam1
#77Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#52Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#133Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#69Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#294Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#87Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#139Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso1
#47Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#120Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#81Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#97Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#80Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#2312Crimbuck13
#347D roll1
#1295Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#13Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
#474Ecto-Cooler1
#144Elf Army machine parts1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#328Elf Guard MPC1
#46Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#41Elf Guard broom1
#53Elf Guard clipboard1
#84Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#106Elf Guard eyedrops1
#60Elf Guard hangover cure1
#105Elf Guard honor present1
#77Elf Guard hotpants1
#72Elf Guard insignia (general)1
#82Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#93Elf Guard mouthknife1
#96Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#81Elf Guard patrol cap1
#105Elf Guard payroll bag1
#54Elf Guard red and white beret1
#82Elf Guard safety bear1
#47Elf Guard squirtgun1
#80Elf Guard strategic map1
#81Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo1
#134Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#911FDKOL commendation3
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#281Friendliness Beverage1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
🥇Garland of Greatness1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#166How to Play Othello1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#79Kelflar vest1
#836Kissin' Cousins1
#174KoL Con 13 T-shirt1
#1062Let Me Be!1
#91Lil' Snowball Factory1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#355Mesmereyes™ contact lenses1
#48My First Paycheck envelope1
#370New Zealand iced tea1
#396Nightstalker perfume1
#15No Hats as Art1
#116Othello's dagger1
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#98Othello's military jacket1
🥈Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#179Prelude of Precision1
#147Roman sadnals1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#536Silver Bullet beer1
#12Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook1
#27Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#21Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#43Spring Bros. ID badge1
#57Spring Bros. solenoid1
#239Strix stix1
#946Summer Nights1
#197TI-9000 calculator1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#601The Art of Slapfighting1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
🥇The Cooler Out of Space1,729
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#48The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#32The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#57The Necbronomicon (used)1
#41The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 11
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#49The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#1558Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#23Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model2
#829Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#396Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#1013Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#209Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#405Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#36Thwaitgold fairyfly statue15
#1376Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#87Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#306Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#345Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#623Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#210Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#415Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#670Thwaitgold slug statuette2
#215Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette2
#1241Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#126Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#516Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1151Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#18Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#37Time Lord Participation Mug1
#931Travels with Jerry1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#143UV monocular1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#170Z-Bone steak4
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#4adobe abacus1
#5adobe abaya1
#6adobe adze1
#5adobe arsecover2
#5adobe ascot1
#8adobe ayam1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#48ancient Elf dessert spoon1
#677anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#107automa-bot parts1
#44baby bark scorpion1
#79baby rigging snake1
#72barnacle-encrusted sweater1
#1427bath ball gift set1
#584bite-me-red lipstick1
🥇blank note1
#211blue grass1
#100book of facts1
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#183bowl of Jeal-O1
#77boxed Mayam Calendar1
#58brown pirate pants1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#151bugbear purification pill1
#227burrowgrub hive1
#74candied lime1
#255candy cigarette1
#91cannonbomb1
#12ceramic celsiturometer1
#12ceramic cenobite's robe1
#11ceramic centurion shield1
#10ceramic cerecloth belt1
#7ceramic cestus3
#287chainsaw chain1
#49chest of "pirate gold"1
#555chocolate cigar1
#38clerical automa-core1
🥉control crystal1
#141corned beet1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#1795delicious salad1
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
#15dice-shaped backpack1
#108diluted makeup1
#89discarded swimming trunks1
#24dove DNA1
#240droll monocle1
#95drone self-destruct chip2
#366drum of pomade1
#160ear poison1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#165ert grey goo ring2
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#103extremely confusing manual1
#313extremely skinny jeans1
#10fat stacks of cash39,683
#1176festive sausage1
#93flask of egggrog1
#57flat cider1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#31free boots1
#74fruit-stuffed rumcake1
#322funhouse mirror1
#159ghost beer1
#301ghost protocol1
#380ghost trap1
#493ghostly body paint1
#91ghostly dagger1
#427gift-a-pult1
#118gingerbread nylons1
#90gingerbread pirate1
#249glass of herbal tequila1
#88grip key1
#94grog nuts1
#31gunwale1
#8gunwale whalegun1
#238hamlet sandwich1
#52handful of Boltsmann bearings1
#153hawk1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#170heavy crown1
#626hideous egg1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#94hot wine1
#40housekeeping automa-core1
#33iFlail1
#25iShield1
#183impure gasoline1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#16jingle bell2
#242jive turkey leg1
#245kiwi beak1
#279legitimate business on the beach1
#59massive wrench1
#105military-grade peppermint oil1
#185minin' dynamite1
#167nastygeist1
#520necrotizing body spray1
#226non-aged vinegar1
#88old-school pirate grog1
#137outlaw bandana1
#105packet of orchid seeds1
#105paperclip cape1
#100paperclip pants1
#92paperclip turban1
#102paperclip-on tie1
#73pegfinger1
#80peppermint bomb1
#111peppermint tack1
#110pet anchor1
#134pickled bread1
#24pirate encryption key (complete)1
#41pirate encryption key alpha1
#40pirate encryption key bravo1
#45pirate encryption key charlie1
#39pirate encryption key delta1
#129plaid cowboy hat1
#213plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#327plexiglass pikestaff1
#212plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#130pocket ace1
#89prank Crimbo card1
#531press-on ribs1
#53punching mirror1
#123quantum nanopolymer spider web1
#123quantum of familiar1
#167rack of dinosaur ribs1
#137radiator heater shield1
#175rattler rattle1
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#100red and white claret1
#114red tulip1
#41replica Elf Guard medal1
#28residual chitin paste4
🥇ring1
#78rotten tomato1
#108rum-soaked fruitcake1
#202salt wages1
#140salted mutton1
#75sawed-off blunderbuss1
#167scotch on the rocks1
#45security automa-core1
#51sequin-encrusted sweater1
#90shipwright's hammer1
#246shot of mescal1
#233silent pea shooter1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#240sleeve deuce1
#1063slow jam collection2
#370sorority brain1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#158spooky lasso1
#406stainless steel scarf8
#47stainless steel shillelagh27
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#565stainless steel slacks7
#290stainless steel solitaire9
#445stainless steel suspenders9
#175stink-penny1
#68strange helix fossil1
#89stuffed kraken1
#269sucker bucket1
#257sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#108sugarplum ration1
#103sundae ration1
#161tarnished bottlecap1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#325throwing bone1
#179throwing candy1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#19tiny plastic Armory1
#16tiny plastic Bar1
#383tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#265tiny plastic Big Candy1
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#15tiny plastic Cafe1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#577tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#632tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#15tiny plastic Factory1
#281tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1057tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#401tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#301tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#991tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#263tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#425tiny plastic fax machine1
#426tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1035tiny plastic mutant elf1
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#312tiny plastic trollipop1
#70trick coin1
#164twitching time capsule1
🥉unholy water1,106
#73unidentifiable dried fruit1
#156unidentified drink1
#236unquiet spirits1
#113unsanitized scalpel1
#181unused soap1
#192viral DNA1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#46wet tack1
#104whale cerebrospinal fluid1
#58whalecake1
#38whalegun1
#112whalesteak1
#485whisker pencil1
#247whiskey in a broken glass1
#23white earbuds1
#123white tulip1
#36wooly loincloth1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#35yule grog1
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