Museum :: CrispEaterz

CrispEaterz

Rank	Item	Quantity
#57	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	241
#69	33398 scroll	433
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#405	Angry Farmer candy	242
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#277	BRICKO brick	193
#301	BRICKO eye brick	31
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#69	Bit O' Ectoplasm	46
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#132	Blatantly Canadian	35
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#528	Blood Light	2
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#47	Boozehounds Anonymous token	22
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#49	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	465
#81	Cherry Cloaca Cola	30
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#193	Cold Hots candy	56
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#35	Crimbo stocking	3
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#1561	Crimbuck	146
#1117	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#533	Daffy Taffy	56
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#69	Diet Cloaca Cola	27
#347	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#64	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	258
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#93	Dyspepsi-Cola	873
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#690	Ent cider	6
#170	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	84
#370	Frat Army FGF	4
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#42	Gnollish pie tin	478
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#365	Gnollish toolbox	10
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#28	Hatorade	30
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#51	Hell ramen	200
#282	Hippy Army MPE	18
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#119	Imp Ale	2,194
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#68	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	234
#47	Kentucky-style derby	7
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#600	Knob Goblin firecracker	19
#14	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	41
#115	Knob mushroom	135
#9	Knob sausage	5,800
#123	Knoll mushroom	114
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#54	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	296
#63	Mad Train wine	2,195
#295	Manetwich	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#82	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	123
#294	Meleegra™ pills	33
#95	Mob Penguin cellular phone	224
#302	Mob Penguin protection contract	10
#223	Mohawk wig	58
#456	Monstar energy beverage	4
#152	Mountain Stream soda	268
#35	Mr. Mediocrebar	3,792
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#38	Orcish meat locker	21
#479	PADL Phone	5
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#151	Penultimate Fantasy chest	246
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#782	Ram's Face Lager	4
#61	Regular Cloaca Cola	31
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#14	Rock Pops	9,402
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#96	Senior Mints	204
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#82	Spam Witch sammich	809
#278	Spooky Surprise Egg	50
#31	Staff of Blood and Pudding	2
#295	Steal This Candy	7
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#104	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	950
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#82	Trollhouse cookies	740
#291	Typical Tavern swill	15
#468	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	4
#648	Valentine	30
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#706	Warm Subject gift certificate	18
#19	White Citadel burger	1,217
#9	White Citadel fries	1,698
#75	Wint-O-Fresh mint	674
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#65	Yummy Tummy bean	3,613
#335	abandoned candy	1
#126	abominable blubber	9
#66	abominable snowcone	534
#330	accidental cider	3
#494	adder bladder	8
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#486	all-purpose cleaner	5
#307	ancient Magi-Wipes	15
#287	ancient frozen dinner	7
#459	ancient protein powder	5
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#322	ancient vinyl coin purse	10
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1884	anniversary gift box	2
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#76	anticheese	268
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#213	arrowgram	2
#353	asbestos ore	18
#152	asparagus knife	75
#777	awful poetry journal	59
#1048	baby killer bee	6
#609	baconstone	13
#2857	badass belt	16
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#30	bar skin	925
#1799	barrrnacle	2
#33	barskin hat	41
#21	bat guano	3,135
#124	bat haggis	4
#239	bat wing	71
#133	bat wing kabob	3
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#13	batgut	4,500
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#65	beach glass bead	97
#412	beer bomb	40
#131	beer cartilage	2
#254	beer goggles	1
#418	beer lens	4
#161	beer-scented teddy bear	4
#44	beertini	59
#571	bejeweled pledge pin	3
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#325	big red clown nose	20
#475	big rock	1
#23	big stick	101
#802	bilge wine	1
#282	bird rib	3
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#399	black & tan	3
#86	black cherry soda	10
#489	black forest cake	3
#450	black forest ham	2
#11	black paisley oyster egg	180
#453	black pension check	4
#245	black picnic basket	7
#586	black plastic oyster egg	8
#16	black polka-dot oyster egg	163
#467	black pudding	3
#613	black snake skin	4
#21	black striped oyster egg	120
#530	blackberry	8
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#15	bloody beer	15,366
#46	blue class ring	101
#241	blue paisley oyster egg	13
#392	blue plastic oyster egg	12
#426	blue polka-dot oyster egg	10
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#523	booty chest charrrm	5
#106	booze-soaked cherry	5
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#224	bottle of alcohol	15
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#77	bottle of gin	630
#457	bottle of goofballs	56
#196	bottle of popskull	12
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#62	bottle of rum	2,006
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#241	bottle of tequila	127
#236	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#97	bottle of vodka	450
#152	bottle of whiskey	396
#276	bow	2
#190	bowl of cottage cheese	156
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#68	box	242
#230	box turtle	1
#272	boxed wine	101
#352	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3
#722	brick	49
#259	briefcase	29
#342	brine	57
#247	broken cellular phone	16
#645	broken skull	14
#624	broken sword	1
#393	bronzed locust	3
#178	bubblewrap ore	13
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#269	bucket of honey	3
#90	bum cheek	229
#474	bunch of square grapes	3
#461	bunny liver	10
#28	burst hellseal brain	509
#442	cactus fruit	2
#353	calle de miel	3
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#452	can of Red Minotaur	8
#421	can of Swiller	3
#1177	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7
#33	candied kobold	192
#2359	candied yams	2
#430	candy cane	88
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1783	candy stake	4
#507	cannonball charrrm	6
#255	canopic jar	22
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#548	carbonated water lily	2
#330	cardboard katana	1
#170	cardboard ore	14
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#398	carob chunks	9
#7	cat appendix	1,790
#16	catgut	1,277
#690	centipede eggs	1
#128	cheap plastic bottle opener	40
#112	cheap toaster	16
#149	cheap wind-up clock	5
#189	chef's hat	71
#280	cherry	14
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#15	chorizo taco	847
#64	clay peace-sign bead	107
#42	clockwork key	29
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#323	clown shoes	9
#492	clown skin	9
#3274	club necklace	1
#417	cocoa eggshell fragment	127
#464	coconut shell	77
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#133	concentrated magicalness pill	18
#142	cool mushroom	18
#512	copper ha'penny charrrm	5
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#489	cornuthaum	6
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1811	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#155	cranberries	232
#778	crazy little Turkish delight	3
#485	cream stout	2
#541	creamsicle	1
#203	cursed bottle of black-label rum	8
#251	cursed bottle of rum	6
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#202	daisy	20
#259	dance card	7
#878	dark potion	2
#20	day-old beer	100
#145	dead guy's watch	68
#326	decaying goldfish liver	14
#138	decorative fountain	86
#553	dehydrated caviar	3
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#147	delicious noodles	24
#384	demon skin	22
#158	denim axe	3
#634	dense meat stack	27
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#92	diamond-studded cane	107
#404	dill	99
#393	dire fudgesicle	2
#191	dirty hobo gloves	141
#788	disassembled clover	32
#144	disbelief suspenders	9
#229	disco ball	225
#83	disco mask	897
#140	disease	137
#34	disembodied brain	117
#177	dishrag	3
#413	disintegrating quill pen	11
#390	disintegrating sheet music	3
#438	displaced fish	6
#789	disturbing fanfic	66
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#395	double daisy	1
#38	draggin' ball hat	327
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#325	dried face	10
#323	dry noodles	393
#649	drywall axe	18
#2321	duct tape	1
#868	dusty Crimbo crate	9
#410	dusty bottle of Marsala	31
#481	dusty bottle of Merlot	25
#395	dusty bottle of Muscat	35
#556	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	16
#516	dusty bottle of Port	22
#403	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	31
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#29	dwarf bread	199
#1240	easter egg balloon	20
#865	effervescent potion	2
#337	eggbeater	1
#1690	eggnog	5
#2017	elven cellocello	2
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#188	elven medi-pack	2
#1864	elven suicide capsule	2
#585	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	13
#1304	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#78	enchanted barbell	34
#95	enchanted brass knuckles	2
#250	energy drink IV	11
#825	ennui-flavored potato chips	10
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#224	evil golden arch	53
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#249	exploding hacky-sack	5
#33	extra-strength strongness elixir	119
#422	eye of newt	19
#51	f3d0r4	332
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#975	fancy dress ball	10
#298	fat stacks of cash	37
#217	fat wallet	1
#1175	felt	7
#26	fermenting powder	855
#671	fetid feather	2
#242	fettucini Inconnu	2
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#188	fine wine	47
#655	fire	8
#385	fire poi	3
#194	fizzy potion	99
#49	flaming crutch	382
#700	flaming feather	3
#195	flaming mushroom	14
#54	flaming talons	285
#29	flange	94
#48	flat dough	410
#664	flute of flat champagne	3
#431	foie gras	1
#366	foolscap fool's cap	7
#142	forest tears	7
#202	fricasseed brains	6
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#479	frozen mushroom	4
#110	fruit bowl	3
#865	fruitcake	24
#371	fudgecule	3,614
#158	funky brass fez	1
#462	furry fur	128
#185	fuzzy dice	17
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#407	gator skin	10
#368	gauze garter	13
#404	ghost cucumber	109
#377	ghost pickle on a stick	2
#108	ghuol ears	215
#175	ghuol egg	145
#226	ghuol guolash	47
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#94	giant discarded plastic fork	75
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#241	giant marshmallow	1
#104	giant moxie weed	40
#1593	giant pinky ring	5
#2477	gingerbread bugbear	4
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#226	glass of goat's milk	63
#230	glowing red eye	92
#79	gnatwing	154
#106	gnauga hide	55
#22	gnoll lips	409
#28	gnoll teeth	403
#302	goat beard	19
#357	goat cheese	52
#242	goat cheese pizza	44
#625	gob of wet hair	8
#96	golden twig	3
#1013	googly eye	11
#169	gr8ps	36
#257	grapefruit	31
#100	grapes	134
#165	green balloon	71
#135	green beer	116
#38	green clay bead	373
#387	green pixel	127
#429	gremlin juice	3
#441	grog	2
#1612	grue egg	15
#377	grumpy old man charrrm	5
#62	guano coffee cup	254
#228	half-rotten brain	3
#39	halfberd	20
#866	hamethyst	9
#4481	handful of confetti	2
#76	handful of drink tickets	5
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#361	handsomeness potion	4
#2507	heart necklace	2
#875	heart of the volcano	6
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#871	heavy D	10
#35	hellion cube	327
#62	hellseal claw	574
#46	hellseal whisker	567
#181	helmet turtle	479
#797	hemp string	2
#287	henna tattoo	2
#1515	herbal stuffing	4
#21	herbs	5,004
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#291	hill of beans	83
#35	hippopotamus skin	857
#31	hippy herbal tea	222
#268	hippy medical kit	11
#231	hippy protest button	17
#349	honey-dipped locust	6
#204	hopping socks	1
#588	hot date	2
#77	hot katana blade	417
#161	hot wing	634
#478	huge spoon	2
#36	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	21,015
#11	ice-cold Willer	15,757
#13	ice-cold fotie	14,378
#33	ice-cold six-pack	1,254
#499	icy katana hilt	3
#47	infernal insoles	108
#314	inflatable duck	4
#377	inkwell	7
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#108	interesting-looking twig	79
#1775	ion grid	1
#545	irate sombrero	2
#67	iron pasta spoon	135
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#14	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	920
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#211	jar of swamp gas	300
#109	jug-o-magicalness	29
#196	jumbo olive	12
#104	kneecapping stick	161
#349	knob ka-bobs	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#203	large box	45
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#1086	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#492	lavender plastic oyster egg	8
#939	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#346	lavender striped oyster egg	7
#1295	lead necklace	1
#124	leaf	1
#202	leaf of grass	1
#90	leaflet	20
#287	leather mask	18
#393	leathery bat skin	12
#376	leathery cat skin	18
#292	leathery rat skin	10
#213	leftovers of indeterminate origin	11
#458	lemon	83
#1751	length of string	1
#235	leprechaun hatchling	2
#163	library card	3
#156	lihc eye	157
#143	lihc face	50
#62	lime	392
#15	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	854
#283	line	279
#371	linoleum ore	12
#306	little paper umbrella	242
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#82	long skinny balloon	122
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#110	loose teeth	889
#60	lowercase N	378
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1204	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#201	lump of coal	2
#267	lump of diamond	11
#73	mafia aria	300
#386	magic lamp	1
#700	magical ice cubes	18
#563	magical mystery juice	3
#158	magicalness-in-a-can	44
#387	magnifying glass	1
#40	maiden wig	118
#108	maple leaf	9
#132	maple syrup	60
#298	margarita	5
#388	mariachi G-string	6
#57	mariachi pants	692
#70	martini	149
#403	marzipan skull	26
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#615	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	5
#971	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#31	meat from yesterday	272
#231	meat paste	486
#297	meat stack	138
#75	meat vortex	897
#335	meatcar model	1
#514	megatofu	4
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#199	menorette	1
#39	menudo ravioli	40
#579	metallic A	33
#295	mind flayer corpse	48
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#22	monkey wrench	277
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#93	moxie weed	371
#189	mugcake	30
#14	mullet wig	506
#211	mushroom fermenting solution	36
#443	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
#1463	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#2029	obsidian dagger	5
#433	off-white plastic oyster egg	11
#505	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	6
#357	off-white striped oyster egg	9
#274	old coin purse	28
#464	old leather wallet	6
#1858	old sweatpants	4
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#601	olive	6
#96	onion shurikens	10
#125	orange	444
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#511	orange candy heart	35
#435	orange peel hat	1
#450	original G	105
#68	oriole-feather headdress	18
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#179	oyster basket	32
#1115	pail	5
#131	painful penne pasta	2
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#317	pants of the Slug Lord	12
#851	papaya	3
#24	papaya taco	188
#127	pasta spoon	402
#340	pat-a-cake pendant	3
#15	patchouli incense stick	1,610
#144	pawn cookie	1
#83	peach	20
#64	pear	20
#20	penguin skin	19,295
#192	penguin whip	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#495	petrified time	1
#275	philter of phorce	3
#332	phish stick	3
#395	photoprotoneutron torpedo	69
#19	pickle-flavored chewing gum	835
#31	piece of wedding cake	625
#205	pile of candy	47
#447	pile of dusty animal bones	8
#341	pile of jumping beans	9
#116	pine tar	5
#46	pink clay bead	578
#594	pink pony	1
#121	pirate brochure	1
#84	pirate pelvis	46
#108	pixellated candy heart	193
#23	plain old beer	101
#18	plain pizza	1,821
#91	plum	20
#197	poisonous caviar	1
#914	pool cue	2
#1318	pork elf goodies sack	2
#1148	porquoise	5
#195	possessed tomato	2
#1010	possessed top	5
#298	potato sprout	7
#231	potted cactus	20
#489	potted fern	1
#125	poultrygeist	7
#120	poutine	84
#47	pr0n legs	821
#469	prehistoric spear	9
#320	pretty bouquet	6
#969	pretty flower	24
#770	probability potion	14
#756	procrastination potion	18
#359	puce paisley oyster egg	7
#391	puce polka-dot oyster egg	10
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#45	purple clay bead	116
#890	purple snowcone	1
#895	radium-flavored potato chips	9
#36	rainbow bomb	3
#488	ram horns	2
#123	rat appendix	131
#102	rat appendix kabob	15
#140	rat scrapple	1
#14	ratgut	2,383
#112	ratini	14
#94	ravioli hat	604
#123	razor-sharp can lid	213
#50	red class ring	475
#414	red paisley oyster egg	8
#1131	red plastic oyster egg	4
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#414	red striped oyster egg	7
#515	redrum	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#884	ridiculous cocktail	4
#139	ridiculously huge sword	122
#456	ring of aggravate monster	13
#104	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
#208	roll in the hay	13
#218	roll of Hob-Os	1
#1615	roll of toilet paper	11
#70	round green sunglasses	17
#342	royal jelly	29
#1763	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#1841	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	4
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#23	yeti fur	21,186
#1254	yo	5

Wow, that's 277,276 items total!

what items are this player missing?