| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #198 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1782 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #303 | Bonerdagon necklace | 37 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #284 | Boss Bat britches | 46 |
| #762 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #412 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #354 | Crown of the Goblin King | 67 |
| #1605 | Daffy Taffy | 6 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #237 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1356 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #848 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1272 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #11 | asparagus knife | 5,000 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1042 | baconstone | 7 |
| #30 | baconstone bracelet | 24 |
| #442 | badass belt | 101 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #521 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #125 | blue glowstick | 12 |
| #75 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #247 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #506 | box of sunshine | 660 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #304 | bunch of bananas | 14 |
| #1175 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1089 | candy cane | 31 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #1026 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #323 | duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1357 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1117 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #2681 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3219 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #751 | ghost cucumber | 57 |
| #1554 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #706 | green beer | 15 |
| #483 | grue egg | 54 |
| #155 | grue egg omelette | 21 |
| #1282 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #133 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #2057 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #522 | herbal stuffing | 15 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #256 | jar of swamp gas | 224 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #363 | killing feather | 70 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #174 | monomolecular yo-yo | 399 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #54 | plexiglass pinky ring | 4 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #326 | rag doll | 7 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #967 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #27 | scroll of pasta summoning | 526 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | stainless steel scarf | 10 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #180 | stainless steel solitaire | 12 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #19 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1,134 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 760 |
| #846 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #1008 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #1864 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1557 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #281 | toy soldier | 6 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #86 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 16 |
| #1495 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #465 | yo-yo | 68 |
| #378 | yohohoyo | 4 |
| #1863 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |