| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #592 | BURT | 2 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #62 | Beach Buck | 159 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #63 | Coinspiracy | 131 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1399 | Crimbuck | 250 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #74 | Freddy Kruegerand | 186 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #66 | FunFunds™ | 60 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #441 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 5 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #47 | Rubee™ | 230 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 7 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 43 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #52 | Volcoino | 8 |
| #32 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 226 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #44 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 165 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #8 | bakelite backpack | 2 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #12 | bubblegum heart | 639 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | das boot | 4 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #75 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,983 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #232 | fat loot token | 12 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| 🥉 | fiberglass fedora | 8 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #103 | handful of confetti | 237 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #170 | hobo nickel | 1,741 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #33 | obsidian dagger | 146 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #38 | papaya | 2,240 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | porcelain phantom mask | 43 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #16 | snow machine | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #76 | spectre scepter | 237 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | wrought-iron waders | 4 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |