| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #537 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 50 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pok ëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #22 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #153 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #95 | bit of clingfilm | 35 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2076 | box of sunshine | 63 |
| 🥇 | bumblebee marble | 708 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #228 | dull fish scale | 20 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #426 | empty agua de vida bottle | 438 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #81 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #181 | glistening fish meat | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #637 | handful of confetti | 64 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #265 | obsidian dagger | 54 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #221 | sand dollar | 37 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #140 | slick fish meat | 4 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #504 | spectre scepter | 64 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |