Museum :: praetorianguard

praetorianguard

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#546	33398 scroll	20
#773	334 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#348	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#567	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#544	Knob Goblin love potion	12
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#827	Knob Goblin pants	3
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#601	Knob Goblin steroids	7
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#549	Knoll mushroom	11
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#756	Meleegra™ pills	6
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#531	Mohawk wig	10
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#287	Neuromancer	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#594	Spam Witch sammich	28
#945	Summer Nights	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#452	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	108
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#669	Trollhouse cookies	24
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#1592	Yummy Tummy bean	75
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#623	amulet of extreme plot significance	13
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#820	ball	7
#218	banjo strings	1
#882	bar skin	4
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#725	beer lens	1
#314	beertini	6
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#612	big red clown nose	6
#31	bilge wine	2,024
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#219	bird rib	6
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#892	blackberry	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#487	bloody clown pants	9
#319	bloody mary	5
#877	blue snowcone	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#918	bottle of gin	6
#1348	bottle of rum	3
#489	bottle of sewage schnapps	6
#747	bottle of tequila	13
#1126	bottle of vodka	2
#731	bottle of whiskey	24
#755	bowl of cottage cheese	9
#647	box	10
#709	broken skull	11
#541	bronzed locust	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#701	bubbly potion	5
#543	buckyball	9
#791	bugbear beanie	3
#705	bugbear bungguard	4
#1095	bum cheek	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#529	can of Red Minotaur	6
#210	can of black paint	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#1177	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7
#1280	candied yams	6
#4784	candy cane	1
#1783	candy stake	4
#537	canopic jar	2
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#665	catgut	3
#1063	chef's hat	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#366	chopsticks	10
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#719	cloudy potion	5
#412	clown skin	12
#2494	club necklace	2
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#21	cocktail onion	283
#871	cocoa eggshell fragment	12
#212	coconut shell	312
#597	coffin lid	1
#912	cog	6
#233	cold ninja mask	16
#311	comfy coffin	4
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
#437	corncob pipe	2
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1465	corpsetini	2
#706	crowbarrr	1
#357	cup of infinite pencils	3
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#766	dark potion	4
#810	decorative fountain	1
#923	demon skin	1
#591	deodorant	1
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#629	disassembled clover	62
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#561	disease	11
#467	disembodied brain	5
#677	displaced fish	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#526	draggin' ball hat	8
#649	dried face	2
#763	drum machine	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2105	duct tape	2
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#585	dusty bottle of Marsala	14
#574	dusty bottle of Merlot	16
#517	dusty bottle of Muscat	19
#488	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	23
#524	dusty bottle of Port	21
#441	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	25
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#568	eXtreme scarf	3
#101	eel battery	1
#791	effervescent potion	3
#2363	eggnog	2
#666	empty meat tank	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#527	f3d0r4	8
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#1064	fancy dress ball	9
#834	fat stacks of cash	5
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#858	fizzy potion	2
#955	flaming crutch	1
#515	flaming talons	9
#905	flaregun	1
#623	flute of flat champagne	4
#537	foolscap fool's cap	3
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#127	frigid mote	6
#255	frigid ninja stars	175
#680	frilly skirt	2
#373	frozen banquet	5
#207	frozen nunchaku	17
#3426	fruitcake	1
#566	funky dried mushroom	5
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#551	goat beard	5
#428	goat cheese	35
#2776	golden ring	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#559	grapefruit	4
#541	grapes	7
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#441	grog	2
#633	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#441	gyroscope	6
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#626	handful of moss	1
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#401	handful of walnuts	2
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1017	herbal stuffing	7
#995	herbs	1
#759	hill of beans	5
#588	hot date	2
#998	hot katana blade	1
#1214	hot wing	2
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#996	ice-cold Willer	15
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#219	icy katana hilt	20
#132	imitation crab meat	28
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#545	irate sombrero	2
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#959	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	3
#2542	killing feather	1
#1114	kite	5
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#897	leather mask	1
#675	lemon	25
#670	leotarrrd	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#796	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	5
#305	line	239
#870	linoleum ore	1
#326	lion oil	1
#262	little paper umbrella	298
#432	long skinny balloon	13
#1356	loose teeth	2
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#142	love song of disturbing obsession	51
#139	love song of icy revenge	40
#159	love song of naughty innuendo	42
#145	love song of smoldering passion	47
#130	love song of sugary cuteness	55
#160	love song of vague ambiguity	41
#418	lowercase N	20
#432	lucky bottlecap	2
#677	maiden wig	1
#421	mariachi G-string	5
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#433	martini	4
#158	marzipan skull	123
#805	meat stack	7
#594	meat vortex	30
#657	metallic A	23
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#841	milky potion	2
#606	mind flayer corpse	7
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#1764	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#963	moxie weed	1
#828	murky potion	2
#500	mylar scout drone	10
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#2560	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#233	ninja mop	10
#150	oil of oiliness	6
#2042	oozenog	2
#663	orange	7
#618	oversized pizza cutter	4
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#823	pail	10
#740	palm frond	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#477	papaya slung	2
#807	party hat	1
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#914	patchouli incense stick	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#842	phat turquoise bead	1
#625	photoprotoneutron torpedo	22
#969	pickle-flavored chewing gum	3
#321	pie crust	1
#1096	pile of candy	1
#390	pile of jumping beans	6
#726	pirate pelvis	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#305	possessed top	18
#448	poultrygeist	1
#479	pr0n legs	28
#379	pulsing flesh	9
#1175	radium-flavored potato chips	1
#822	rat appendix	1
#1506	ravioli hat	1
#796	red pixel	1
#845	red snowcone	1
#515	redrum	1
#774	reodorant	1
#248	rice bowl	8
#723	ridiculously huge sword	7
#259	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	9
#255	rigid carapace	14
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#823	rocky raccoon	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#856	royal jelly	1
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2225	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#2766	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1003	ruby W	1
#439	rum and cola	3
#884	sabre teeth	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#637	salty dog	4
#462	salty slug	2
#177	sand dollar	84
#1466	saucepan	3
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#149	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	101
#175	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	110
#194	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	110
#178	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	103
#165	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	91
#168	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	112
#330	screwdriver	4
#665	scroll of drastic healing	59
#878	scrumptious reagent	7
#1103	seal tooth	1
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#1055	seal-skull helmet	1
#771	shingle	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#534	sk8board	1
#943	skeleton key	1
#552	skewer	7
#735	smoky potion	4
#660	snowboarder pants	2
#967	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	22
#798	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
#2494	spade necklace	2
#666	spark plug earring	1
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#860	spices	5
#1159	spider web	1
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#994	spooky mushroom	22
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#941	spooky stick	3
#933	spring	3
#851	sprocket	6
#672	stained mattress	1
#281	star	221
#393	star chart	32
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#389	stone frisbee	1
#1394	stone of eXtreme power	1
#153	straw hat	1
#576	strawberry daiquiri	2
#632	strongness elixir	2
#5208	stuffed Cheshire bitten	6
#5266	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	6
#677	stuffed alien blob	10
#4525	stuffed angry cow	8
#5813	stuffed astral badger	5
#5285	stuffed baby gravy fairy	6
#4810	stuffed cocoabo	7
#1102	stuffed doppelshifter	9
#5808	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	5
#4597	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	8
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#4311	stuffed hand turkey	9
#4029	stuffed mind flayer	10
#5816	stuffed scary death orb	5
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#4602	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	8
#5605	stuffed snowy owl	5
#7796	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	2
#4009	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	10
#4297	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	9
#397	stunt nuts	3
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#14	sugar banana	267
#16	sugar cherry	274
#11	sugar lime	296
#1224	sunken chest	1
#719	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
#1158	super-spiky hair gel	4
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#349	sweet ninja sword	3
#564	swirly potion	10
#811	t8r tots	1
#561	taco shell	7
#958	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	3
#729	tambourine bells	1
#307	tangerine	1
#603	tarrrnish charrrm	1
#617	tassel	1
#1374	teddy borg	3
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#1434	theoretical string	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#2848	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#2204	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2803	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#6155	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4853	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#679	tires	4
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#2932	toast	5
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#333	tomato daiquiri	4
#1557	top	2
#899	toy deathbot	1
#498	true grit	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#222	twitching claw	16
#479	uncooked chorizo	5
#71	unfortunate dumplings	9
#1037	unstable DNA	37
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1043	viking helmet	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#282	vodka and cranberry	8
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#671	wad of dough	24
#696	wad of tofu	1
#358	whiskey and cola	5
#276	whiskey sour	8
#569	white Canadian	3
#606	white chocolate chips	8
#586	white collar	1
#617	white picket fence	3
#1027	white pixel	1
#515	white satin pants	4
#582	white satin shield	1
#866	white snake skin	3
#854	white sword	1
#815	windchimes	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#390	witch hat	2
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1736	yeti fur	1

Wow, that's 7,828 items total!

what items are this player missing?