praetorianguard

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#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#6451337 7r0uZ0RZ6
#101630669 scroll1
#54633398 scroll20
#773334 scroll2
#320668 scroll2
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#454Disco Banjo1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1165Ent cider1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#348Genalen™ Bottle3
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#482Gnollish pie tin4
#579Gnollish plunger2
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#416Gnollish toolbox7
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#1867Imp Ale1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#723Knob Goblin elite helm3
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#567Knob Goblin elite polearm5
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#544Knob Goblin love potion12
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#827Knob Goblin pants3
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#601Knob Goblin steroids7
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#822Knob mushroom1
#549Knoll mushroom11
#1061Let Me Be!1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#756Meleegra™ pills6
#138Mer-kin fastjuice2
#536Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler6
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#531Mohawk wig10
#372Mr. Joe's bangles3
#287Neuromancer1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#493Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#594Spam Witch sammich28
#945Summer Nights1
#506Swabbie™ swab1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#452Tasty Fun Good rice candy108
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#669Trollhouse cookies24
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#1592Yummy Tummy bean75
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#623amulet of extreme plot significance13
#671ancient protein powder1
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#2605anniversary gift box1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#1106asbestos ore1
#186baby cuddlefish1
#1849baby killer bee1
#820ball7
#218banjo strings1
#882bar skin4
#961barbed-wire fence1
#2128barrrnacle1
#900baseball1
#940bat guano1
#1017bat wing1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#682beach glass bead1
#725beer lens1
#314beertini6
#430beholed bedsheet2
#612big red clown nose6
#31bilge wine2,024
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#219bird rib6
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#1046black pixel1
#892blackberry1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#874bloody beer2
#487bloody clown pants9
#319bloody mary5
#877blue snowcone1
#665bone rattle1
#980borg sock monkey1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#918bottle of gin6
#1348bottle of rum3
#489bottle of sewage schnapps6
#747bottle of tequila13
#1126bottle of vodka2
#731bottle of whiskey24
#755bowl of cottage cheese9
#647box10
#709broken skull11
#541bronzed locust1
#677brown sugar cane1
#701bubbly potion5
#543buckyball9
#791bugbear beanie3
#705bugbear bungguard4
#1095bum cheek1
#374buoybottoms1
#529can of Red Minotaur6
#210can of black paint1
#956can of spinach1
#1177can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce7
#1280candied yams6
#4784candy cane1
#1783candy stake4
#537canopic jar2
#731carob chunks1
#873casino pass1
#665catgut3
#1063chef's hat1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#366chopsticks10
#765chorizo taco1
#452chrome crossbow1
#985chrome ore1
#616clay peace-sign bead1
#719cloudy potion5
#412clown skin12
#2494club necklace2
#612cocktail napkin1
#21cocktail onion283
#871cocoa eggshell fragment12
#212coconut shell312
#597coffin lid1
#912cog6
#233cold ninja mask16
#311comfy coffin4
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#91container of Spooky Putty1
#437corncob pipe2
#1468corpse on the beach2
#1183corpsedriver3
#1465corpsetini2
#706crowbarrr1
#357cup of infinite pencils3
#104curdflinger1
#403curmudgel1
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#418cursed cannonball1
#456cursed dirty joke scroll1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#432cursed voodoo skull1
#919cyborg doll1
#766dark potion4
#810decorative fountain1
#923demon skin1
#591deodorant1
#643desiccated apricot2
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#629disassembled clover62
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#561disease11
#467disembodied brain5
#677displaced fish1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#813drab sonata1
#526draggin' ball hat8
#649dried face2
#763drum machine1
#1140dry noodles1
#1979drywall axe1
#2105duct tape2
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#585dusty bottle of Marsala14
#574dusty bottle of Merlot16
#517dusty bottle of Muscat19
#488dusty bottle of Pinot Noir23
#524dusty bottle of Port21
#441dusty bottle of Zinfandel25
#718eXtreme mittens2
#568eXtreme scarf3
#101eel battery1
#791effervescent potion3
#2363eggnog2
#666empty meat tank1
#605enchanted bean1
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#969evil golden arch1
#1086eyepatch1
#527f3d0r48
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#761fake blood1
#377fancy canapés1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#1064fancy dress ball9
#834fat stacks of cash5
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#602filthy pestle1
#858fizzy potion2
#955flaming crutch1
#515flaming talons9
#905flaregun1
#623flute of flat champagne4
#537foolscap fool's cap3
#444frayed rope belt2
#460freezin' bindle1
#127frigid mote6
#255frigid ninja stars175
#680frilly skirt2
#373frozen banquet5
#207frozen nunchaku17
#3426fruitcake1
#566funky dried mushroom5
#982ghuol ears1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#1109glowing red eye1
#769gnoll lips1
#788gnoll teeth1
#551goat beard5
#428goat cheese35
#2776golden ring1
#784gr8ps1
#559grapefruit4
#541grapes7
#428grassy cutlass1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#441grog2
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#391grungy bandana1
#441gyroscope6
#5199handful of confetti1
#626handful of moss1
#453handful of pine needles1
#899handful of sand1
#632handful of sawdust1
#401handful of walnuts2
#236handmade hobby horse1
#602handsomeness potion1
#3382heart necklace1
#861hellion cube1
#1877helmet turtle1
#892hemp string1
#1017herbal stuffing7
#995herbs1
#759hill of beans5
#588hot date2
#998hot katana blade1
#1214hot wing2
#1604iGoogly1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#996ice-cold Willer15
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#219icy katana hilt20
#132imitation crab meat28
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#739infernal insoles1
#691invisible bag1
#545irate sombrero2
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#959jabañero-flavored chewing gum3
#2542killing feather1
#1114kite5
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#1295lead necklace1
#897leather mask1
#675lemon25
#670leotarrrd1
#1007lihc eye1
#796lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum5
#305line239
#870linoleum ore1
#326lion oil1
#262little paper umbrella298
#432long skinny balloon13
#1356loose teeth2
#237lotion of hotness1
#142love song of disturbing obsession51
#139love song of icy revenge40
#159love song of naughty innuendo42
#145love song of smoldering passion47
#130love song of sugary cuteness55
#160love song of vague ambiguity41
#418lowercase N20
#432lucky bottlecap2
#677maiden wig1
#421mariachi G-string5
#1299mariachi pants1
#575marionette collective1
#433martini4
#158marzipan skull123
#805meat stack7
#594meat vortex30
#657metallic A23
#334milk of magnesium1
#841milky potion2
#606mind flayer corpse7
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#1764monomolecular yo-yo2
#963moxie weed1
#828murky potion2
#500mylar scout drone10
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#2560nanite-infested eggnog2
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#858ninja hot pants1
#233ninja mop10
#150oil of oiliness6
#2042oozenog2
#663orange7
#618oversized pizza cutter4
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#823pail10
#740palm frond1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#528papaya sling1
#477papaya slung2
#807party hat1
#1565pasta spoon1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#472perpendicular hula1
#842phat turquoise bead1
#625photoprotoneutron torpedo22
#969pickle-flavored chewing gum3
#321pie crust1
#1096pile of candy1
#390pile of jumping beans6
#726pirate pelvis1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#305possessed top18
#448poultrygeist1
#479pr0n legs28
#379pulsing flesh9
#1175radium-flavored potato chips1
#822rat appendix1
#1506ravioli hat1
#796red pixel1
#845red snowcone1
#515redrum1
#774reodorant1
#248rice bowl8
#723ridiculously huge sword7
#259ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon9
#255rigid carapace14
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1965robotronic egg1
#823rocky raccoon1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#856royal jelly1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1003ruby W1
#439rum and cola3
#884sabre teeth1
#683safarrri hat1
#637salty dog4
#462salty slug2
#177sand dollar84
#1466saucepan3
#2589sawblade fragment1
#149scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker101
#175scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker110
#194scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker110
#178scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker103
#165scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker91
#168scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker112
#330screwdriver4
#665scroll of drastic healing59
#878scrumptious reagent7
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#771shingle1
#2957shiny ring1
#534sk8board1
#943skeleton key1
#552skewer7
#735smoky potion4
#660snowboarder pants2
#967soft green echo eyedrop antidote22
#798sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#2494spade necklace2
#666spark plug earring1
#3791spectre scepter1
#860spices5
#1159spider web1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#994spooky mushroom22
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#941spooky stick3
#933spring3
#851sprocket6
#672stained mattress1
#281star221
#393star chart32
#493stinkin' bindle1
#1825stolen accordion1
#389stone frisbee1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#153straw hat1
#576strawberry daiquiri2
#632strongness elixir2
#5208stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#5266stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#677stuffed alien blob10
#4525stuffed angry cow8
#5813stuffed astral badger5
#5285stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#4810stuffed cocoabo7
#1102stuffed doppelshifter9
#5808stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#4597stuffed frozen gravy fairy8
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#4311stuffed hand turkey9
#4029stuffed mind flayer10
#5816stuffed scary death orb5
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#4602stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#5605stuffed snowy owl5
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#4009stuffed stinky gravy fairy10
#4297stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#397stunt nuts3
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#14sugar banana267
#16sugar cherry274
#11sugar lime296
#1224sunken chest1
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#1158super-spiky hair gel4
#964swashbuckling pants1
#349sweet ninja sword3
#564swirly potion10
#811t8r tots1
#561taco shell7
#958tamarind-flavored chewing gum3
#729tambourine bells1
#307tangerine1
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#617tassel1
#1374teddy borg3
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#1434theoretical string1
#360thermos of brew1
#463tiny maracas1
#2848tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2204tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#679tires4
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#2932toast5
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#333tomato daiquiri4
#1557top2
#899toy deathbot1
#498true grit1
#576tube of dread wax1
#1791turtle totem1
#222twitching claw16
#479uncooked chorizo5
#71unfortunate dumplings9
#1037unstable DNA37
#2813unstable laser battery1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#1043viking helmet1
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#282vodka and cranberry8
#258vodka stratocaster1
#671wad of dough24
#696wad of tofu1
#358whiskey and cola5
#276whiskey sour8
#569white Canadian3
#606white chocolate chips8
#586white collar1
#617white picket fence3
#1027white pixel1
#515white satin pants4
#582white satin shield1
#866white snake skin3
#854white sword1
#815windchimes1
#1130wintergreen-flavored potato chips1
#390witch hat2
#428wonderwall shield1
#811wooden stakes1
#1046wussiness potion1
#1736yeti fur1

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