| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #188 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #721 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #371 | anti-anti-antidote | 4 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #357 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 13 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #871 | bottle of whiskey | 13 |
| #808 | box | 5 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #369 | cardboard wakizashi | 5 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #916 | disease | 2 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #574 | empty meat tank | 2 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #906 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #477 | fancy bath salts | 15 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #773 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #438 | gob of wet hair | 23 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #455 | icy katana hilt | 4 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1123 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #610 | leathery cat skin | 5 |
| #915 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #246 | los chinos | 2 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #222 | marshmallow | 112 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #85 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 3 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1044 | pasta spoon | 7 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #965 | ravioli hat | 9 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #150 | ring of adornment | 4 |
| #677 | ring of aggravate monster | 5 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #175 | ring of conflict | 3 |
| #115 | ring of fire resistance | 5 |
| #172 | ring of gain strength | 3 |
| #148 | ring of increase damage | 4 |
| #540 | roasted marshmallow | 47 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #572 | seal-skull helmet | 11 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #827 | spider web | 10 |
| #524 | spooky bark | 20 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #710 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #1232 | stolen accordion | 7 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2479 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #2290 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #2373 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #763 | taco shell | 2 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #1064 | thin black candle | 24 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2402 | toast | 40 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #1585 | useless powder | 6 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | very large caltrop | 88 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #737 | vorpal blade | 2 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |