| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #170 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #309 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #822 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #262 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #499 | Typical Tavern swill | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #198 | Zim Merman's guitar | 4 |
| #70 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 288 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #205 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #288 | baggie of powdered sugar | 79 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #121 | bargain flash powder | 9 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #92 | begpwnia | 100 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #177 | colorful plastic ball | 300 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #6 | floaty gravel | 15 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #319 | floaty sand | 52 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #403 | golden ring | 60 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1141 | herringcello | 17 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #949 | killing feather | 43 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #282 | mariachi G-string | 10 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #123 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #265 | pair of bolt cutters | 9 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #25 | robotronic egg | 699 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2130 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #727 | squirming egg sac | 6 |
| #1369 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #927 | unstable DNA | 44 |
| #1083 | unstable laser battery | 44 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |