| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #582 | Crown of the Goblin King | 43 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #718 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #873 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #761 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #121 | Wand of Nagamar | 46 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1136 | badass belt | 48 |
| #273 | baggie of powdered sugar | 86 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #284 | bottle of whiskey | 151 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #880 | handful of confetti | 48 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #354 | obsidian dagger | 46 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #94 | purple pixel pie | 16 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #947 | roll of toilet paper | 51 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #207 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 8 |
| #89 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 11 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #41 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 17 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #218 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #55 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 14 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #141 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #191 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #48 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 15 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 6 |
| #28 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 8 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #48 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 16 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 5 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #128 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 10 |
| #66 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 13 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #68 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 13 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 8 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 21 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 15 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Felonia | 10 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 12 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #641 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #636 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #909 | tiny plastic star starfish | 19 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |