Lord Bezoar

RankItemQuantity
#79"KICK ME" sign10
#2304-dimensional guitar7
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#171Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#135CRIMBCOIDS mints16
#97CRIMBCOLOAF20
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#510Crimbo Candy Cookbook10
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#1237Crimbo candied pecan2
#1052Crimbo fudge5
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#975Crimbo peppermint bark6
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#780Dickory Farms Gift Basket7
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#86Groll doll6
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#86LCD game: Burger Belt6
#86LCD game: Food Eater6
#81LCD game: Garbage River8
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#190Newbiesportâ„¢ tent20
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#352Orange Star of Sacrifice6
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#148Pink Heart of Spirit7
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#19S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.1
#56Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion1
#471Sinful Desires1
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#169The Big Book of Pirate Insults27
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#561Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#837Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#431Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette11
#152Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette4
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#85accord ion3
#45accordion file2
#143acoustic guitarrr31
#67alarm accordion1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#79antique accordion3
#124autocalliope1
#707awful poetry journal77
#91baritone accordion2
#925bath ball gift set4
#89beer-battered accordion3
#79beige clambroth marble1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#18blind-packed die-cast metal toy794
#96bone bandoneon2
#1088bottle of goofballs23
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#247brown crock marble1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#48bumblebee marble3
#175candied bolts6
#424candied nuts4
#90cap gun1
#211chocolate stolen accordion1
#1774chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#55confiscated cell phone14
#66confiscated comic book15
#82confiscated love note1
#1292facsimile dictionary4
🥉fake plastic grass410
#1144fudgecule30
#67ghost accordion3
#63green peawee marble18
#163guitar pick29
#533guy made of bee pollen4
#124half-sized guitar9
#1411handful of confetti27
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#49jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)1
#44jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)1
#42jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)1
#11jet bennie marble7
#309kickback cookbook2
#37lemonade marble7
#70mama's squeezebox1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#379nanite-infested candy cane40
#65peace accordion2
#85pentatonic accordion1
#29pile of dusty animal bones611
#196plastic guitar11
#238poltergeist-in-the-jar-o3
#432porquoise18
#67portable cassette player6
#1512pulsing flesh1
#402really dense meat stack16
#46red China marble10
#82red class ring234
#68robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.7
#66robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.8
#67robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.8
#59robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.8
#74robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.8
#67robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.8
#78robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.7
#66robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.6
#65robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.8
#783rubber WWBD? bracelet10
#986rubber WWJD? bracelet8
#979rubber WWSPD? bracelet8
#1077rubber WWtNSD? bracelet7
#212shimmering rainbow sand2
#233silent pea shooter1
#1541solid gold bowling ball6
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1141spectre scepter26
#61steely marble1
#911stolen accordion19
#1395stuffed Baron von Ratsworth26
#626stuffed Cheshire bitten70
#667stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech68
#1799stuffed Meat16
#686stuffed angry cow66
#728stuffed astral badger65
#679stuffed baby gravy fairy70
#526stuffed cocoabo79
#660stuffed flaming gravy fairy70
#635stuffed frozen gravy fairy74
#582stuffed hand turkey77
#1147stuffed key35
#518stuffed mind flayer84
#1309stuffed mink30
#1570stuffed monocle22
#648stuffed scary death orb73
#514stuffed shoulder parrot43
#700stuffed sleazy gravy fairy67
#775stuffed snowy owl60
#643stuffed spooky gravy fairy72
#697stuffed stinky gravy fairy66
#1639stuffed teddy butler20
#1672stuffed tin of caviar19
#798stuffed treasure chest65
#694stuffed undead elbow macaroni68
#752tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#748tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory2
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#753tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer2
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#747tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer2
#750tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer2
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#605tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer3
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#731tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign2
#749tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer2
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#744tiny die-cast factory worker elf2
#756tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf2
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#742tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf2
#325tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg2
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#203tiny plastic Best Game Ever2
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#491tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#42tiny plastic GORM-85
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#95tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.2
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#42tiny plastic Toybot5
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#221tiny plastic hobo elf2
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#42tiny plastic warbear5
#36tiny plastic warbear fortress5
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#972toast656
#118toe jam5
#44toy accordion10
#52traffic jam18
#417unearthed potsherd3
#39warbear LP-ROM burner4
#40warbear accoutrements chunk130
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#10warbear battery118
#9warbear battle greaves1
#6warbear bearserker greaves1
#54warbear bearserker mead11
#320warbear beeping telegram3
#37warbear blizzard mead18
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#151warbear breakfast machine assembler4
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#15warbear dress bracers1
#16warbear dress greaves1
#13warbear dress helmet1
#142warbear drone assembler4
🥉warbear electric long johns1
#5warbear electric warscarf1
#4warbear electro-spiked helm1
#125warbear empathy chip5
#114warbear energy bracers2
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#8warbear fancy fedora1
#59warbear feasting bread13
#70warbear feasting mead11
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
#210warbear foil hat1
#11warbear goggles1
#164warbear gyro1
#141warbear gyrocopter7
#5warbear heated ushanka1
#35warbear helm fragment135
#7warbear high festival pants1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#109warbear hoverbelt piecepart11
#101warbear induction oven2
#118warbear jackhammer drill press2
#46warbear laser beacon5
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#190warbear liquid overcoat6
#9warbear long johns1
#125warbear metalworking primer9
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#9warbear polarized goggles1
#180warbear procedural hilarity drone7
#279warbear requisition box7
#147warbear robo-camouflage unit9
#146warbear sequential gaiety distribution system9
#10warbear snowblindness goggles1
🥈warbear soda machine1
#163warbear soda machine assembler3
#5warbear spiked helm1
#35warbear thermoregulator bread18
#29warbear trouser fragment151
#34warbear warrior bread15
#13warbear warscarf1
#5warbear whosit21,164

Wow, that's 27,172 items total!

what items are this player missing?