| #75 | "KICK ME" sign | 10 |
| #231 | 4-dimensional guitar | 7 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #170 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #135 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 16 |
| #97 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 20 |
| #282 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #512 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1235 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #975 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #779 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #508 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #85 | Groll doll | 6 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #878 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #86 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 6 |
| #86 | LCD game: Food Eater | 6 |
| #80 | LCD game: Garbage River | 8 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #188 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 20 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #148 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 7 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #169 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 27 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #85 | accord ion | 3 |
| #45 | accordion file | 2 |
| #143 | acoustic guitarrr | 31 |
| #66 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #79 | antique accordion | 3 |
| #123 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #708 | awful poetry journal | 77 |
| #91 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #89 | beer-battered accordion | 3 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #18 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 794 |
| #95 | bone bandoneon | 2 |
| #1088 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #48 | bumblebee marble | 3 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #91 | cap gun | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #55 | confiscated cell phone | 14 |
| #65 | confiscated comic book | 15 |
| #81 | confiscated love note | 1 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| 🥉 | fake plastic grass | 410 |
| #1144 | fudgecule | 30 |
| #67 | ghost accordion | 3 |
| #63 | green peawee marble | 18 |
| #164 | guitar pick | 29 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #124 | half-sized guitar | 9 |
| #1411 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #11 | jet bennie marble | 7 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #37 | lemonade marble | 7 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #380 | nanite-infested candy cane | 40 |
| #65 | peace accordion | 2 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #29 | pile of dusty animal bones | 611 |
| #196 | plastic guitar | 11 |
| #238 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #430 | porquoise | 18 |
| #66 | portable cassette player | 6 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #402 | really dense meat stack | 16 |
| #46 | red China marble | 10 |
| #81 | red class ring | 234 |
| #68 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 7 |
| #66 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 8 |
| #67 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 8 |
| #59 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 8 |
| #74 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 8 |
| #67 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 8 |
| #78 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 7 |
| #66 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 6 |
| #65 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 8 |
| #785 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #987 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #979 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1076 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #1540 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1138 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #909 | stolen accordion | 19 |
| #1396 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #626 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 70 |
| #668 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 68 |
| #1801 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #688 | stuffed angry cow | 66 |
| #729 | stuffed astral badger | 65 |
| #680 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 70 |
| #524 | stuffed cocoabo | 79 |
| #661 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 70 |
| #634 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 74 |
| #584 | stuffed hand turkey | 77 |
| #1148 | stuffed key | 35 |
| #519 | stuffed mind flayer | 84 |
| #1311 | stuffed mink | 30 |
| #1570 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #649 | stuffed scary death orb | 73 |
| #514 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 43 |
| #701 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 67 |
| #777 | stuffed snowy owl | 60 |
| #644 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 72 |
| #699 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 66 |
| #1641 | stuffed teddy butler | 20 |
| #1672 | stuffed tin of caviar | 19 |
| #798 | stuffed treasure chest | 65 |
| #695 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 68 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 5 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Toybot | 5 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic warbear | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 5 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #973 | toast | 656 |
| #118 | toe jam | 5 |
| #44 | toy accordion | 10 |
| #52 | traffic jam | 18 |
| #416 | unearthed potsherd | 3 |
| #39 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 4 |
| #40 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 130 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #10 | warbear battery | 118 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #54 | warbear bearserker mead | 11 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| #37 | warbear blizzard mead | 18 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #151 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 4 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #142 | warbear drone assembler | 4 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #125 | warbear empathy chip | 5 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #59 | warbear feasting bread | 13 |
| #70 | warbear feasting mead | 11 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #141 | warbear gyrocopter | 7 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #35 | warbear helm fragment | 135 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #109 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 11 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #46 | warbear laser beacon | 5 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #190 | warbear liquid overcoat | 6 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #125 | warbear metalworking primer | 9 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #180 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 7 |
| #279 | warbear requisition box | 7 |
| #147 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 9 |
| #146 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 9 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #35 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 18 |
| #29 | warbear trouser fragment | 151 |
| #34 | warbear warrior bread | 15 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #6 | warbear whosit | 21,164 |