Bubblewrapper

RankItemQuantity
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1043BGE merchandise order form1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#1448BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#3369Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#2314CRIMBCO scrip1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#2425CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2423CRIMBCOLOAF1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3211Crimbuck1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#669LED block1
#2018Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet8
#899M-2424
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#228Woldo trading card1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2643badass belt18
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1426bath ball gift set1
#701bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#3162blob-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#980borg sock monkey1
#2559bottle of goofballs7
#1627buckyball1
#2150can of CRIMBCOLA1
#4786candy cane1
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#1852candy knuckles1
#3830candy stake1
#1749canteen of wine1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#2495club necklace2
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#3286diamond necklace1
#1607dollhive1
#2833eggnog1
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1911elven suicide capsule1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#496foam noodle1
#3426fruitcake1
#2297fuzzy dice3
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#2776golden ring1
#907gyroscope2
#236handmade hobby horse1
#2507heart necklace2
#1881herringcello1
#1604iGoogly1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#577inflatable duck1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1862jawbruiser1
#2542killing feather1
#2060kite1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#1829licorice garrote1
#575marionette collective1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#1341mylar scout drone2
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#2029obsidian dagger5
#2436oozenog1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1512pulsing flesh1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1966robotronic egg1
#2678rogue swarmer1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2227rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2197rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#2127rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#2589sawblade fragment1
#210set of jacks1
#806sleeping stocking1
#1273slow jam collection1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#762sparkler5
#1426spectre scepter19
#1728square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#2560stuffed Baron von Ratsworth5
#3937stuffed Cheshire bitten10
#5264stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#2381stuffed Meat7
#1483stuffed alien blob4
#3032stuffed angry cow15
#3984stuffed astral badger10
#4329stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#3670stuffed cocoabo11
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#4623stuffed flaming gravy fairy8
#3070stuffed frozen gravy fairy15
#1479stuffed gray blob8
#4054stuffed hand turkey10
#2393stuffed key3
#1142stuffed martini5
#4576stuffed mind flayer8
#2886stuffed mink2
#2676stuffed monocle4
#3416stuffed scary death orb13
#4934stuffed sleazy gravy fairy7
#3641stuffed snowy owl11
#4589stuffed spooky gravy fairy8
#5297stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#2560stuffed teddy butler5
#2936stuffed tin of caviar2
#2212stuffed treasure chest5
#4296stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#1963teddy borg1
#1434theoretical string1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#2778tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2093tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3941tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2049tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#6228tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3832tiny plastic G Imp1
#2807tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#3876tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3911tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2772tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#3896tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2765tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#3872tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3067tiny plastic The Man1
#2831tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#2760tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2859tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#4844tiny plastic angry goat3
#2812tiny plastic anime smiley2
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3980tiny plastic astronomer1
#6172tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8130tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8176tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3925tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8098tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8222tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3912tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2189tiny plastic demoninja3
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2803tiny plastic drunk goat2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3923tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8190tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8095tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#2791tiny plastic goth giant2
#8060tiny plastic grue1
#2797tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8129tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8070tiny plastic killer bee1
#2825tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#2730tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#8114tiny plastic mosquito1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2802tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2799tiny plastic scary clown2
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#2818tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8226tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8161tiny plastic stab bat1
#8138tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2898tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4482tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2754tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3848tiny plastic zmobie1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#1590toy hoverpad1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1781triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1649twitching claw1
#2303unstable DNA1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#474water wings1

Wow, that's 554 items total!

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